The noncoms in greasy coveralls swarmed over Hans-Ulrich, pumping his hand and pounding him on the back. Then, before he could do more than squawk, they hoisted him onto their shoulder and carried him back to the airstrip. "Look!" one of them yelled. "He's flying!" The others thought that was so funny, they almost dropped him.
Pilots came out of their tents to see what the fuss was about. They started yelling and beating on Hans-Ulrich, too. "You've got balls, you little squirt," one of them said-he was twenty-five, a whole two years older than Rudel. "Now if you only had some brains."
"Hey, he thought up those antipanzer guns," another flyer said. "Maybe he's not as dumb as he looks."
"Maybe he's not as homely as he looks, either, but I wouldn't bet on it," the first man said. They all laughed like lunatics. Hans-Ulrich didn't think he was particularly homely, but nobody cared what he thought. The first flyer went on, "We ought to find out what the French girls think."
Everybody cheered-everybody but Rudel. Several of the local girls could be friendly… for a price. Being friendly with them came with a price, too. Several flyers had come down with drippy faucets. The medics had some brand-new pills that could actually cure the clap, but Colonel Steinbrenner wasn't amused any which way.
As for Hans-Ulrich, he said, "Spare me, please." The other Germans laughed, some of them not so good-naturedly now. What kind of pilot was he if he didn't want to drink or to screw? It wasn't that he didn't have animal urges of his own, either. He did-did he ever! But he didn't feel like wasting them on French popsies who probably smelled like garlic.
"We weren't asking what you thought of the girls, Rudel," the twenty-five-year-old said. "We want to know what they'll think of you."
"I don't care." Hans-Ulrich started to kick in earnest. "And put me down, for heaven's sake!"
They did, none too gently. He was just working his way through the Luftwaffe pack when Sergeant Dieselhorst came back from Steinbrenner's headquarters tent, his new decoration prominent on the left breast of his tunic. That took some of the heat off Hans-Ulrich, because people had to congratulate-and to thump-Dieselhorst, too.
Eventually, the two men from the Stuka crew managed to shake hands with each other. "Well, sir, here's another fine mess you got me into," Dieselhorst said, sounding like a Laurel and Hardy film.
"As long as we keep getting out of them," Rudel answered.
"I'll drink to that," Dieselhorst said, and everybody cheered-not least because everybody knew Hans-Ulrich wouldn't. The sergeant went on, "The old man told me you got promoted, too. You can watch us get plowed on your cash-twice."
That put the focus back on Rudel. Thanks a lot, Albert, he thought. The flyers and groundcrew men bayed like wolves, anticipating their sprees. They teased Hans-Ulrich about not joining in. "If you're wasted, too, you won't give a rat's ass about what it costs," someone said. Half a dozen men roared agreement.
"Not then," Rudel said.
"Why worry about afterwards?" another pilot asked. "Afterwards, the enemy's liable to smoke us. Don't you want something fun to remember while you're going down in flames?" Rudel didn't answer, and a lot of the good cheer drained out of the gathering. Some questions cut too close to the bone.
Chapter 13
Theo Hossbach, Heinz Naumann, and Adalbert Stoss sat at the north-easternmost corner of Poland. A scrawny chicken roasted above a fire. Naumann reached out to turn the stick on which the bird was spitted. "Well, we're here," the panzer commander said morosely. "We did what they brought us to Poland to do. Hot damn!" He gave the chicken another turn.
"Hot damn," Stoss echoed. Theo, as usual, kept his mouth shut. It wasn't that he disagreed with his crewmates; he just didn't feel like talking.
With some help from the Poles, the German panzers had smashed through the Red Army and cut a hell of a lot of Russians in this invaded chunk of Poland off from their homeland. Now German and Polish troops were methodically mopping them up.
That was all very well. It would have been better than all very well if only the Russians hadn't just poured across the rest of the Polish border. How hard could the Poles fight? If the Russians cut a couple of railroad lines… Theo glanced over at their Panzer II, an angular shadow in the long, slowly deepening northern twilight. In spite of the surprising Soviet panzers, it had come a long way and done a lot of hard fighting without taking much damage in return.
But it ran on gasoline. If the gasoline couldn't get through, the machine was nothing but nine tonnes of scrap metal. A dead turtle, a shell without legs. And, in that case, Theo and Heinz and Adi were nothing but three foot soldiers. The only problem with that was, they didn't have rifles and they didn't have helmets. Well, if you were going to piss and moan about every little thing…
"So what's going through your thick head now, Theo?" Naumann asked. Like Ludwig Rothe before him, he recognized Theo wouldn't say much on his own. Unlike the late Ludwig, he kept trying to get answers anyway.
"Gasoline." Theo doled out a word.
"Now why would you worry about something like that?" Adalbert Stoss said. "It's not like we need it or anything."
"Heh," Naumann said, sounding as laconic as Theo usually did. The panzer commander looked around. There wasn't much to see, nor would there have been on a sunny noon: a burnt-out farmhouse and a barn (that was where the chicken must have come from), some crops growing out in the fields, and a couple of dead Russians just starting to bloat and stink a hundred meters or so past the barn. Heinz shook his head. "If the world ever needed an enema, you'd plug it in right here, by God."
Somewhere a couple of kilometers away, a machine gun opened up. All three panzer men leaned toward the noise. "Russian piece," Stoss said.
"We might have captured it," Naumann said. And so the Germans might have; you used anything you could get your hands on. Theo had seen that in France. If it could hurt the other guy, you grabbed it, turned it around, and started shooting it at him.
Another machine gun spoke up to answer: an unmistakable German MG-34. "They might have captured it," Adi Stoss said, grinning.
Heinz didn't grin back. He made a sour face instead. Theo didn't like that. The rivalry between driver and panzer commander hadn't gone away after Adi ducked Heinz in that French creek. Naumann had the rank, and maybe the meanness. But, while he was no weakling, he wasn't in Stoss' league for muscle. Theo hoped trouble wouldn't come of it. He wished he could do something, but had no idea what to do. Working with artillery fuses was nothing next to this.
"We'll sleep in shifts tonight," Naumann decreed. "We all sack out at once, we're liable to wake up with our throats cut." He glared a challenge at Adi Stoss. Adi only nodded back; what the sergeant said made obvious sense. Heinz muttered to himself. Yes, he wanted an excuse to come down on the driver. If he didn't find one, chances were he'd go and invent one.
Theo drew the first watch. The panzer crew had long since doused the fire. Blankets would do on a mild summer night, and why advertise where you were? Theo held on to his pistol. If some Russian sneaked inside of thirty meters before trying to pot him with a Mosin-Nagant, he could defend himself with some hope of hitting back. Otherwise… Well, the weight in his hand was comforting, anyhow.
The moon, swelling toward full, spilled pale light from low in the south. Moonshadows stretched long. They looked black as the inside of whatever Satan used in place of a soul. Anything could hide in them, anything at all.
Not that the Russians needed such advantages. They could hide in places where most people wouldn't even find places. Then they'd wait till you went by and shoot you in the back. They carried next to no food-only ammo and grenades and sometimes vodka. If they wanted to eat, they had to scavenge from the countryside. And they did. Theo's stomach growled, reminding him of the chunk of chicken in there. But the Reds were the prize chicken thieves.