Naumann let out a sound halfway between grunt and groan. He slumped back into the turret. Theo needed no more than a heartbeat to realize he was dead. The twin stinks of blood and shit told the story even before the radioman saw the red-gray ruin that had been the side of the panzer commander's head.
He ripped off the earphones and tried to get Naumann's corpse out of the way so he could serve the cannon and machine gun himself. Like it or not, he had to command the panzer now. "Heinz caught one," he shouted into the speaking tube up to the driver's compartment.
"Scheisse," Adalbert Stoss said. "Bad?"
"Dead," Theo answered succinctly.
"Well, you're it, then," Adi said. "Tell me what to do."
"Just keep going for now," Theo said. Before long, he'd have to stick his head out of the blood-dripping hatch. That was part of what a panzer commander did. Heinz was still bleeding onto the floor of the fighting compartment. That had nothing to do with anything, either.
Absently, he wondered what the new commander would be like. He also wondered whether they'd ever be able to wash out the inside of the Panzer II. Then he wondered if he'd live long enough to find out about either of the other two. Doing his job was the best way to make the answer to that yes. The best way, sure-but no guarantee. HANS-ULRICH RUDEL SOON DISCOVERED wearing the Ritterkreuz at his throat changed his life very little. Oh, some jackass reporters from the Propaganda Ministry talked with him about panzer-busting with a Stuka. A photographer snapped his picture with the Knight's Cross. But that was about it. The reporters and photographer couldn't very well fly with him. And when he was airborne he had only two concerns: finishing the mission and getting home in one piece.
"We could take 'em along under the wings," Sergeant Dieselhorst suggested. "We drop 'em on the frogs or the Tommies, they'll make bigger booms than a thousand-kilo bomb."
In spite of himself, Rudel laughed. "They would, wouldn't they? They're nothing but a bunch of blowhards, so of course they'll be blowup-hards."
"Damn straight," Dieselhorst said. "What I wonder is, how come they aren't in real uniforms instead of their fancy ones? They've got to have connections. Otherwise, they'd need to work for a living like honest people. They'll go back to Berlin and drink like fish and screw like there's no tomorrow-you wait."
"And you'll stay here and drink like a fish and screw like there's no tomorrow," Hans-Ulrich said-with, he hoped, not too much reproof in his voice. He didn't take his fun that way, but he didn't want to come down on his rear gunner. Dieselhorst was much more inclined to worry about this world than his hope of the next one.
The sergeant grinned. "More fun than anything else I can think of. You ought to try it yourself once, so you know what you're missing the rest of the time."
"No, thanks," Hans-Ulrich said. "I'll leave you alone if you do the same for me."
"Yes, sir," Dieselhorst said, but then he clucked in mock reproof. "If countries behaved like that, we wouldn't have any wars any more, and then where would the likes of us wind up?"
"Flying for a carnival, I suppose, or else Lufthansa," Rudel answered. "Once I got up into the air, I knew nobody'd be able to keep me on the ground any more. How about you?"
"I worked in a radio studio. That's what I told them when I joined up, which is why I look backwards all the time now." Dieselhorst chuckled as he lit a cigarette. "I didn't tell 'em I just swept up. They probably would have dropped me on the Frenchies if I had."
"I won't squeal," Hans-Ulrich promised solemnly.
The sergeant blew out a cloud of smoke. "Doesn't matter any more. I actually know what I'm doing by this time."
They went up again the next morning. Hans-Ulrich wrenched back hard on the stick to yank the Stuka into the air. Lugging those twin 37mm guns under the wings, it really was a lumbering beast. Well, it wasn't supposed to dogfight Spitfires (and a good thing, too!). It was supposed to smash up enemy panzers. It could do that… if nobody shot it down on the way.
Rudel peered from the cockpit, looking for concentrations of French or British armor. When he was diving, he had a fine view. In level flight, trying to peer around the long Junkers Jumo engine was a pain in the posterior. Sergeant Dieselhorst could see a lot more than he could.
But Dieselhorst had other things besides enemy panzers to worry about. A yell of alarm came out of the speaking tube: "Fucking fighter on our tail!" The rear-facing machine gun chattered.
Fiery tracers spat past the Stuka. Hans-Ulrich mashed the throttle. He might be flying a spavined old cart horse, but he'd give it all he had anyway. The fighter zoomed past him all the same, and pulled up for another run. It wasn't a particularly modern plane: a French D-500. It was a monoplane, yes, but it had fixed landing gear (like the Stuka) and an open cockpit (which the Stuka didn't). It carried two machine guns and a 20mm cannon firing through the hollow propeller hub.
Without his own heavy armament slowing him down, he could have outrun the Dewoitine. Had he had a choice, he would have. With the panzer-busting guns, he not only didn't have a choice, he didn't have a prayer. He'd have to fight it out up here unless he could scare that Frenchman off. And the fellow wouldn't have become a fighter pilot if he scared easily.
Sure as the devil, here he came, straight down the Stuka's throat. His machine guns winked. A couple of bullets clanged into the Ju-87. The beast could take a beating. It kept flying… as well as ever, anyhow. The cannon fired. Its big round missed. Hans-Ulrich thanked heaven-nobody could take many hits from anything heavier than a rifle-caliber gun.
That thought was part of what made him fire both 37mm cannon at the D-500. Scaring the enemy off was the other part. If you saw those big blasts of fire from the underwing guns when you weren't expecting them, if a couple of great honking shells roared past you, you wouldn't need to be very cowardly to have sudden second thoughts.
And if one of those great honking shells tore off half your right wing, you'd go into a flat spin and spiral down toward the ground without a prayer of getting out of your plane even if you didn't have to wrestle with a cockpit canopy. Hans-Ulrich didn't see a parachute canopy open. He did see a column of black smoke jet up from where the D-500 went in.
He yelled so loud, Sergeant Dieselhorst asked, "You all right?" If a certain anxiety rode his voice, who could blame him? He had no controls back there, and he couldn't have seen where he was going even if he did. If one of those French bullets had nailed his pilot, his only hope was to hit the silk right now.
"I'm fine," Rudel answered. "Do you know what I just did?"
Dieselhorst was quick on the uptake, but still sounded disbelieving as he said, "Don't tell me you shot that motherfucker down?"
"I did!" Hans-Ulrich sounded surprised, even to himself. Well, why not? He was surprised. Not to put too fine a point on it, he was astonished. "Now, where are those panzers?"
"What'll you do if we run into more fighters?" Dieselhorst asked.
"Get away if I can," Hans-Ulrich said, which seemed to satisfy the sergeant, for he asked no more questions.
A column of French machines crawling up the road toward the front sent him stooping on them like a hawk on a column of mice. He blasted the lead panzer first, then climbed again to dive on the others. They went off the road to try to get away, but he still killed two more before the rest got under some trees.
"Now we go back," he told Dieselhorst.
"Sounds good to me, sir," the rear gunner said. "I radioed what you did to the French fighter. By the way the clowns carried on, you might've got yourself a Knight's Cross for that if you didn't already have one."