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Tommy Armour, who has been like a son to me. I love him. Some of my best times in life are on the golf course with him.

Jonathan Karp, Cary Goldstein, and the team at Twelve: For helping me share my journey with the world.

Jessica Goodman, Dan Fellman, and the rest of the team at Warner Bros., and of course Kim Pinkstaff, who help me get it done.

Diana Jenkins: When I met Diana she was in her thirties, very young and beautiful, and still, I felt as if I was meeting Auntie Mame. She is wonderful. I hope I know her forever.

Lisa G.: You know who you are, and you know how much I love you.

Of course I want to thank my brother, Melvyn; his wife, Linda; and their family: Abby, Matt, Sofia, Richard, Meredith, and Jack. My children: Michael and his wife, Maria; Julie; Jamie and her husband, Jacoby; and Jody. My grandchildren, all of whom have names that come right out of the Bible, just like they do: Sarah, Rachel, Joseph, and Ari. My nieces, Keira and Kyla, and their parents, Mitchell and Donna. I love you all, and I am proud of you. Every generation bigger and stronger than the last, that's what I say.

Actors I Have Worked With

Casey Affleck

Karen Allen

Dan Aykroyd

Kevin Bacon

Ellen Barkin

Kim Basinger

Ned Beatty

Ralph Bellamy

Joey Bishop

Karen Black

Ronee Blakley

Jim Broadbent

George Burns

James Caan

Scott Caan

Sid Caesar

Mickey Callan

Keith Carradine

Vincent Cassell

Jackie Chan

Kyle Chandler

Geraldine Chaplin

Chevy Chase

Don Cheadle

Michael Chiklis

Julie Christie

George Clooney

Robbie Coltrane

Sean Connery

Tom Courtenay

Tom Cruise

Timothy Daly

Matt Damon

Beverly D'Angelo

Tony Danza

John Denver

Michael Douglas

Charles Durning

Shelley Duvall

Bob Einstein

Ethan Embry

Peter Falk

Ralph Fiennes

Albert Finney

Josh Flitter

Andy Garcia

Teri Garr

Henry Gibson

Isabel Glasser

Scott Glenn

Jeff Goldblum

Elliott Gould

Steve Guttenberg

Gene Hackman

Thomas Hulce

Eddie Izzard

Eddie Jemison

Martin Kove

Shelley Long

Jon Lovitz

Bernie Mac

Ralph Macchio

Lee Majors

Noriyuki "Pat" Morita

Michael Murphy

Craig T. Nelson

Wayne Newton

Marisol Nichols

Al Pacino

Brad Pitt

Donald Pleasence

Shaobo Qin

Randy Quaid

Carl Reiner

Paul Reiser

Molly Ringwald

Emma Roberts

Eric Roberts

Julia Roberts

Mickey Rourke

Jaden Smith

Elisabeth Shue

Henry Silva

Paul Sorvino

Sylvester Stallone

Rod Steiger

Daniel Stern

Sharon Stone

George Strait

Barbra Streisand

Hilary Swank

Richard Thomas

Uma Thurman

Lily Tomlin

Susan Tyrell

Lesley Ann Warren

Bruce Willis

Oprah Winfrey

James Woods

Joanne Woodward

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Clients and People I Promoted in the Management

and Music Years

Paul Anka

Charles Aznavour

Shelley Berman

Joey Bishop

Pat Boone

Jackson Browne

Jimmy Buffett

George Burns

Harry Chapin

Eric Clapton

Joe Cocker

Alice Cooper

Charlie Daniels

Tony Danza

John Davidson

Mac Davis

John Denver

Neil Diamond

Bob Dylan

Dan Fogelberg

Peter Frampton

Connie Francis

Kinky Friedman

Jerry Garcia

Bobby Goldsboro

Dorothy Hamill

Uriah Heep

Florence Henderson

Don Imus

Waylon Jennings

Elton John

Shari Lewis & Lambchop

Gordon Lightfoot

Ed McMahon

Jimmy McNichols

Lee Majors

Barry Manilow

Bob Marley

Ian Matthews

Curtis Mayfield

Roger Miller

Joni Mitchell

Jane Morgan

Muppets

Michael Murphy

Wayne Newton

Ted Nugent

Robert Palmer

Tom Paxton

Robert Plant

Elvis Presley

Richard Pryor

Phil Ramone

Kenny Rogers

Mort Sahl

Boz Scaggs

Bob Seger

Frank Sinatra

Phoebe Snow

Rod Stewart

Steven Stills

Mary Travers

Frankie Valli

Sylvie Vartan

Joe Walsh

Barry White

Paul Williams

Edgar Winter

Chuck Woolery

Neil Young

Frank Zappa

Movies I Produced

1975 Nashville

1977 September 30, 1955

1977 Oh, God!

1980 Cruising

1981 All Night Long

1982 Diner

1984 The Karate Kid

1986 The Karate Kid, Part II

1987 Happy New Year

1988 My Stepmother Is an Alien

1989 The Karate Kid, Part III

1992 Pure Country

1994 The Specialist

1994 The Next Karate Kid

1997 Vegas Vacation

1998 The Avengers

1998 Soldier

2001 Ocean's Eleven

2004 Ocean's Twelve

2007 Ocean's Thirteen

2007 Nancy Drew

2010 The Karate Kid

Movies I Acted In

1993 The Firm, as Sonny Capps

1997 Vegas Vacation, as Jilly

2001 Ocean's Eleven, as High Roller

2002 Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, as Larry Goldberg

2004 Full Frontal, as Jerry

2004 Ocean's Twelve, as American Businessman

2007 Ocean's Thirteen, as Denny Shields

Directors and Writers I've Worked With

Robert Altman

Paul W.S. Anderson

Paul Attanasio

John G. Avildsen

Richard Benjamin

James Bridges

Christopher Cain

Jeremiah S. Chechik

George Clooney

Avery Corman

Andrew Fleming

William Friedkin

Larry Gelbart

Ted Griffin

Robert Mark Kamen

Stephen Kessler

Brian Koppelman

Alex Kurtzman

Richard LaGravenese

David Levien

Barry Levinson

Luis Llosa

Doug McGrath

Don MacPherson

Aline Brosh McKenna

George Nolfi

Robert Orci

David Webb Peoples

Sydney Pollack

Billy Ray

Carl Reiner

Gary Ross

Michael Soccio

Steven Soderbergh

Stephen Sommers

Joan Tewkesbury

Harald Zwart

CURRICULUM VITAE, OR ATTEMPT AT SOME SUCH

Bands and Groups I Promoted

Aerosmith

The Allman Brothers

The Association

Atlanta Rhythm Section

Average White Band

Bachman-Turner Overdrive (BTO)

Bad Company

The Beach Boys

The Bee Gees

Blue Oyster Cult

The Carpenters

Chicago

The Commodores

The Doobie Brothers

The Eagles

Earth, Wind & Fire

Foreigner

The Four Seasons

Grand Funk Railroad

The Grateful Dead

Guess Who

Hall & Oates

Heart

The Hudson Brothers

The Isley Brothers

Jethro Tull

The Kinks

Kiss

Led Zeppelin

Little Feat

Lynard Skynard

Marshall Tucker Band

The Moody Blues

New Birth

Ohio Players

The Pointer Sisters

Queen

Quicksilver

Rare Earth

REO Speedwagon

Seals & Crofts

Sonny & Cher

Starland Vocal Band

Steely Dan

Steve Miller Band

Thin Lizzy

Three Dog Night

War

Wings

Wright & Palmer

ZZ Top

ABOUT THE AUTHORS

JERRY WEINTRAUB has spent more than five decades in show business, in the process earning a reputation as one of the savviest negotiators, smartest producers, and shrewdest film investors of our time. He has been praised and honored for his philanthropic work and, as UNICEF's Man of the Year, was presented with the organization's Danny Kaye Humanitarian Award.

RICH COHEN, a contributing editor at Vanity Fair and Rolling Stone, is the author of five books, including the bestsellers Tough Jews, The Avengers, and Israel Is Real. He lives in Connecticut with his wife, dog, and many masculine children.

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