Silence… Then, “Why? Tell me why they want to depose me? Is it this? These parties?”
“I expect that’s some of it, sire.”
Konrad snorted. “I know it is. It’s meant to be! I groped a girl when I was fifteen. She tattled and Grandsire ripped me to shreds. He made me promise to stay away from girls, so I started chasing boys instead.” Snigger. “He went utterly rabid! It sort of grew from there.”
And so did his confession. Once started, he seemed unable to stop. He told what it had been like to survive the smallpox that had wiped out the entire royal family, other than the king himself and two infant grandchildren; what it was like to grow up despised for being scarred and ugly when the beautiful sons had died; how he had been reared by a procession of nuns and priests who tried to twist him to suit their own political ends. Courtiers were self-seeking, as were their children, who should have been his friends. Obviously he had never found anyone to look up to, and never had there been anyone he could completely trust-until now. Having found a truly reliable confidant, he poured out all his woes until he was almost sobbing.
Wulf had got what he wanted and hated it. He knew his work had barely begun, and he must stay around for years to keep the puppet dancing on his string. It had been far too easy! Officially it was Darina’s job to stop this sort of treachery. By rights, she should take note of any new friends he acquired, especially any with haloes, and even any sudden changes in his opinions. She should report problems to the Saints. If the Saints were anything like a workadays’ guild, they would aid their own. Lady Umbral would see to the matter.
But Konrad was not Darina’s client, Zdenek was. In Wulf’s case, Darina had set up the treason herself. So would Zdenek allow the “education” to continue, or would he stop it? Wulf was still sailing between the clashing rocks, for he must outwit and deceive one of the cardinals, either Zdenek or d’Estouteville.
“So what do I do?” the prince whimpered.
Last night Wulf had joked about running the country and already he was veering close to that precipice. “It is not up to me to advise you, sire.”
“Yes it is. No one else dares speak plainly to me. Counsel me, Master of Horse.”
The simplest advice would be: Make some allies, idiot! You have antagonized everyone in the realm. A prince should have learned that much at his mother’s knee, but Konrad had been a third son, so no one had bothered, until it was too late and there was no one to teach him except a distant at a distnd embittered grandfather.
“I suggest you start by getting the Church on your side. As soon as your honored grandfather is called to his reward, announce an enormous endowment in his name-a cathedral or monastery, perhaps. The bishops will keep you in power until it’s finished! Promise more to come. Ban all festivities during official mourning. Include your own parties and make sure everyone knows that. If the clergy support you, the nobles will be much more hesitant to oppose you. Moreover, if you will excuse my presumption even farther, your position would be a lot stronger if you produced an heir to put the evil talk to rest. Call Princess Olga back to court. ” Tweak!
“Bah! She’s cold as an icicle.”
Not according to Darina, but only fools would believe everything she said.
“That won’t stop her conceiving.” With a silent prayer for forgiveness, Wulf put it in terms the prince might understand: “Work her hard every night! She’ll soon learn to enjoy it. When you’ve gone a full month without being turned down, you’ll know that you have gotten her with child.” So Anton had told him once.
“And that’s it? That’s the only reason they hate me?”
He sounded like a hugely overgrown child, bewildered by grown-ups.
“You also get blamed for the Boundary Stone War. People whisper that you talked your grandfather into it.”
“So I did, but if he’d let me lead it as I wanted to, then it wouldn’t have been such a disaster!”
That sounded like absurd childish dreaming, but the letters Vlad had written from captivity had described incredible incompetence among the Jorgarian leaders, most of whom had shown just enough sense to die in battle instead of coming home to be put on trial. Perhaps the prince would have done no worse, although it was hard to imagine that boyish treble shouting orders. At least he would not have to defend his kingdom from a Pomeranian attack any time soon, thanks to Wulf.
“Laima?” Konrad said. “You seem to have a ready opinion on everything. You really think she’s part of this plot you suspect?”
“I have no idea what her views are. But if things go as far as assassination, then she will be your heir and have no choice in the matter. Is she likely to support such a conspiracy?”
“Never! We’re very close. She disapproves of a lot of my friends, but she would never, never, never want to see me killed!”
“That’s good.” Wulf hoped it was also true. Konrad might believe anything he wanted to believe-which would make Wulf’s own job easier as long as he could keep the prince’s ear. “Then let’s worry abou; s worryt deposition. If you were to be set aside, whether by palace coup or armed rebellion, then your brother-in-law would have a strong claim to the crown matrimonial. He would have to win the trust of the nobility. So your choice of a husband for your sister may carry a lot of weight in deciding your own future.”
At last they were getting close to Wulf’s problem. A burst of cheering from downstairs was more likely related to the progress of the orgy.
“If you mean,” Konrad growled with unexpected vehemence, “that I should marry Laima off to some misshapen dwarf who slobbers when he talks, then you can go jump your horse off another cliff. I’ve heard rumors about the toads Zdenek has been dredging out of the swamps. Not that he ever talks to me. Or listens to me. I think he’s going to fake Grandsire’s name on a marriage contract so I don’t even have a say.”
He was right, but Wulf was not supposed to know that.
“Unless he acts very quickly, the choice will be yours. Choose some healthy young nobleman. Someone she will like and wil l come to love, and who will love her as she deserves. But not a prince! You don’t want your kingdom entangled in foreign alliances. Best of all, someone who lives far away won’t get caught up in local conspiracies.” Someone like Louis of Rouen, for example, except that Louis was offering to move to Jorgary instead of having his wife move to France.
Rhythmic clapping from downstairs must mean that someone was putting on a superior performance.
“I’ll sleep on it.” The bed roiled as the prince turned over.
Wulf murmured agreement. That had certainly been the hardest negotiating session of his life so far, and he was glad his liege lord had chosen to conduct it in the dark.
He had never met anyone like Konrad-built like a bull, born to the purple, raised on royal jelly, yet still only a child. His sense of humor belonged in privies and bawdy houses. All his life people had agreed with his opinions, laughed at his jokes, and allowed him to choose the games to be played, the topics to be discussed. No one ever dared contradict him. Very soon now he would inherit one of the oldest thrones in Christendom.
Yet Wulf had caught glimpses of something more. There was hope.
CHAPTER 41
Before dawn, Wulf was wakened by a hard kick in the back and a command to fetch Nenad. He fought his way out of the billowy feather mattress and sweet dreams of Madlenka, with no help at all from the entangling silk nightgown.
“Where do I find him, sire?”
“Outside, of course.”
Yes, the cherubic valet lay snoring on a pallet right outside the door. The? hall below was littered with discarded clothes, but there were no bodies in sight. Already fully dressed but understandably rumpled and bleary-eyed, Nenad attended his master and was told to produce hot water, wine, and the two drumsticks he had been ordered to save from last night’s roast geese; horses to be ready at the door in fifteen minutes. Wrestling was not on the agenda, apparently. Immediate return to Mauvnik was.