“Is that a good thing?”
“Terry, I don’t feel like I’ve got much choice in it.”
“Let’s drink to that.”
We did.
I watched an owl float through the yellow light and land in a sycamore. Moths buzzed the streetlamp, the light a busy halo in the thick, damp air.
“I thought he’d be moving tonight. Hunting.”
“Maybe this isn’t his house.”
“He’s out there tonight, Donna — I’m sure of it.”
“Then he left earlier. Or he hasn’t left yet.”
“I smelled exhaust when we first drove up. Hang in here with me for another hour, will you?”
“You know I will.”
“I’m glad you made this popcorn. I’d forgotten, but I always used to get hungry on stakeouts. Starved.”
Donna looked out the window to the house. “Strange, isn’t it? Pictures of what isn’t true, but they look true. Pictures of you taken by your ex-wife, gone missing. Pictures of The Horridus, hanging over the freeways. Moving pictures of you in my interview. Pictures the press snaps. Then, there’s all the other kind of picturing going on — you’ve got a present-day picture of me you don’t want altered by your son’s past. A man out there is hunting children because he’s pictured himself with them. A man with a gun right beside me, hunting him, because he’s pictured this as the only thing that can save his sweet, tormented soul. This is one crazy world we’re in here, Terry.”
I watched her as she stared out the window at the walled house. I wanted to put her body inside my heart. “Donna, this is as corny as it gets, but I’m glad you’re in it with me and I love you more than anything on earth.”
She smiled. “I love corn. Pass it, will you?”
Twenty-Seven
Hypok climbed into his van and leaned over to check himself in the rearview mirror. Even in the pale interior light he was pleased by the transformation: jet black hair brushed down over his head (boyish and dramatic), black mustaches and Vandyke tapering to a neat point (hip and musketeerish), the earring hoop in his left lobe and the long, bottom-flaring black sideburns (piratical and Presleyan). What more could you want? He’d started the shed three days ago, just after the Item #3 flop. It had taken that long for the whiskers to grow out enough to dye the same midnight black as his hair.
He took a giant swig off the generic tequila and set the bottle back in the center console. He checked his directions on the street map again, like a vacationer making sure he didn’t get lost: Leeward Place in Yorba Linda, a bit of a jaunt out the 91 freeway, birthplace of Richard Nixon and home to Item #4.
He hit the garage door control, waited the usual eternity for the thing to rise, then backed out carefully so as not to scrape the Saturn. Easy. Then into the driveway and a quick push on the shut button. He made a nifty little highway patrol — style turn, where you back up, crank hard, then crank the other way to reverse direction without a time-and-space-consuming three-point maneuver. He used another control to open the front gate and rolled confidently onto Wytton Street in the heart of old-town Tustin as the gate slid shut behind him.
It was 2:03 A.M. by Hypok’s watch, which, he knew, was two minutes slow. He started the turn off Wytton and his rearview caught the faint headlights coming up his street from way back in the night.
Wytton to B to First. The school, the church, the ball field. Darkness, streetlights and the private hiss of cars. Haif a moon. Then the 55 freeway heading north and east to get him to the 91.
Hypok felt strong right now, immensely strong, with the tequila pulling down all his nerves into one big muscle and the one big muscle under the control of his will. Strong fingers on window handle, strong arm as he cranked it down for the cool spring suburban air. Jazz on the radio, syncopated, mindless and happy. That’s what he liked about jazz when he was on a predation, the way it never got to the point, never hit the tonic note, just kept mincing along and got you more and more... agitated. He let the notes go into his ears and bounce off the knotted muscle of his nerves and imagined what happens when a bird lands on the snout-ball of an alligator submerged in water. Wham!
Up the 55, merging with the 91, low-lying fog in the basin of the river, tracts to the left and hillsides to the right, truck scales closed, the toll lanes offered for 25 cents but empty anyway, fast-food America anchoring the suburbs: McDonald’s, In-and-Out, Carl’s, Taco Bell. He gazed at his own gigantic face on a billboard and felt proud. Have You Seen This Man? Call 1-800-647-SAVE. He wondered for the thousandth time exactly when Item #3, the little toad, had peeked at him. Must be a problem with the hood. The next one could stare at him all it wanted, he thought. The big illuminated rectangle of his face stood out wonderfully against the dark hillsides, and it was the only one for miles, the reigning deity in this little corner of the American night. It didn’t look anything like him anymore, he thought, but that was good, like an advertisement for someone else.
Hypok veered gently to his left, flattening a dozen orange dividers that wobbled back upright in the wake of his van, then he sailed along in the toll lane for a few hundred yards just to see what it was like — he’d never used it and this was his chance — but at this hour with so few cars what was the benefit except the satisfaction of feeling those rubber stanchions bending under you like helpless pygmies and the comfort of knowing you were breaking the law and getting away with it? He trampled another ten pylons and settled back into the no-pay fast lane, jazz low on the radio, fog triangulated in his headlamp beams, generic tequila harnessing the tracers of his imagination and tamping them down in his brain like gunpowder.
He thought of the Item and its mother waiting for him on Leeward: ditzy blondes, both of them, the mom maybe thirty and the Item maybe seven or eight, with long spindly legs and lots of hair. Met them at church months ago, talked to the woman at the Single Parents meeting afterward a few times, Chloe the Item and Margo the mom, very trusting as you would expect people at church to be. He’d regaled Margo with tales of his beloved “Mike,” age five, living with his mother back in Texas. Even showed her a picture of him, courtesy of some Bright Tomorrows moron who’d foisted it off on him in a burst of motherly pride. My son, Alexander. He’d filed Chloe and Margo under the port-in-a-storm category, because they weren’t easy to research, like the Bright Tomorrows Items, and it took him two prowls into the assistant pastor’s office to view the Rolodex long enough to get the address and phone number, because Margo wasn’t listed in the phone directory. He kept maybe a dozen port-in-a-storms catalogued in his head, reserved for a situation just like this one: billboards of his face on all major county freeways, a composite drawing (not bad) distributed to post offices, neighborhood markets, health clubs, police stations, school offices and thousands of homes throughout Christendom; cops getting closer to him, pressure, pressure, pressure. The pigs called it proaction — that warthog Ishmael spelled it out, right on TV — and proaction was exactly what he was going to give them, courtesy of Margo, Item #4, Neighborhood Congregational Church — Praise the Lord! — and the port-in-a-storm file.
It was hard to keep his excitement contained. Hypok thought about the ten grand, delivered to him that night by one of the Friendlies. What a sweet, secret delight it was to know that he had been instrumental, first in ruining the reputation of Crimes Against Youth sergeant Terry Naughton, and now in fleecing him out of ten thousand more bucks! And that on top of the $30,000 Naughton — Mal — had coughed for his original customs. Talk about a smiley face. That money would go a long way now, especially with his snakes no longer eating up a hundred dollars’ worth of vermin a week along with the occasional boxes of kittens or puppies he’d get free in the classifieds, so long as he promised a good home for them. After quitting Bright Tomorrows, he’d live on Mal’s money. A cop’s money. Tax free. He was commissioned. He was golden. He was changing. He was there.