“They’re made.”
“You ever hear the joke about the Polish peeping Tom?” Izzie asked.
“Afraid I haven’t.”
“He got caught looking down his own pants.”
Valentine acted like it was the funniest joke he’d ever heard. He saw Izzie drop his hands into his lap, then bring his hands back up, and start to deal. The deck had been out of sight for a few seconds. It was so obvious.
Valentine glanced over his shoulder. Doyle stood behind the table with Moskowitz, shooting the breeze. His partner hadn’t seen a thing.
It was time for the charade to end. Valentine took his wallet, and dropped it on the floor. Bending down, he stuck his head under the table, and saw a black velvet bag hanging underneath. He grabbed it, and heard the fabric tear. Bringing his head up, he tossed the bag on the table. The deck of cards he’d just shuffled spilled out.
“Game’s over,” he announced.
Chapter 28
It was illegal to run a private card game in Atlantic City. They let Moskowitz go with a warning, then took the Hirsch brothers to the station house, put them in separate interrogation rooms, and sweated them.
The brothers did not act terribly concerned. They were pros, and quoted the law during the ride in: The crime they were accused of was a misdemeanor, and would cost them a few hundred dollar fine and a warning from the judge. It was a slap on the wrist, which was why Valentine asked the DA, a local legend named Stump Hammer, to prosecute them for cheating. Stump had gotten his name after a heroic goal line stand during a high school football game. When he dug his heels in, there was no getting around him.
“Tony, I can’t prosecute them for running a card game, much less pulling some hanky-panky,” Stump said over the phone. “You’re have to let them go.”
“But they’re crooks,” Valentine protested.
“We’re a casino town, Tony. These guys were gambling after the casino closed. You think the governor wants me prosecuting people for doing that?”
“This is different. These guys are professional cheaters.”
“How am I going to pick a jury? ‘Sir, have you ever cheated at cards? You have? Well, you’re excused.’ It won’t fly, Tony. Sorry.”
Valentine felt the cold plastic of the phone seep into his hand. Justice wasn’t blind, but sometimes it was stupid as hell. “These guys are siphoning off players from the casino and stealing their winnings. It’s hurting the casino.”
“The casino is making twenty million a month. How much are these guys taking?”
Valentine had found the strongbox with the Hirsch’s money when they’d searched the house. “About five grand a week.”
“Pleeease,” Stump said.
“You’re not going prosecute?”
“No. Sorry.”
Valentine had learned never to let a DA end a conversation by saying ‘No.’, so he said, “How about coming down to the station house, and rattling their cages?”
“You want me to threaten these guys?”
“Just the ringleader. I need to get him talking.”
“All right. I’ll be right over.”
Stump worked over Izzie in one of the interrogation rooms. By the time he was finished, Izzie had sweated through his clothes, and looked like he might get sick.
Stump left, and Valentine remained in the interrogation room with Izzie. The room had a window covered by a grille, and furniture bolted to the floor. It also smelled of fear.
“I want a lawyer,” Izzie demanded.
“No, you don’t,” Valentine said.
“Yes, I do. You hustled us with that pool trick. You stole my money, and I tried to win it back. That’s entrapment. I’m going to get the best lawyer this two-bit town has. You’ll rue the day you pulled that crap with me. And so will that DA.”
“If you get a lawyer, then I’m going to formally charge you, and your brothers. And so far, I haven’t done that.”
Izzie thought it over. “You offering me a deal?”
“Maybe.”
“Whatever it is, it’s got to include my brothers.”
“How touching.”
“I’m not kidding around. All or none.”
“It will include all of you.”
Doyle entered with two steaming cups of coffee, then left. Valentine handed one of the cups to Izzie, and watched him gulp it down.
“I finally remembered you,” Izzie said when the coffee was gone. “You came up to the Catskills with your folks one summer. Thought you knew how to play ping pong.”
“I beat you,” Valentine reminded him.
“Yeah, but Josh creamed you. Took all your money, as I recall.”
“Josh was good.”
“He took lessons. This might sound funny, but my brothers and I wanted to recruit you. We were trimming the bus boys on the weekends at poker. We wanted you to act as our take-off man.”
“What’s that?”
“The take-off man wins the money from the suckers. He has to be a square john that everyone trusts.”
“Sounds right up my alley,” Valentine said.
“That’s what we thought. Only you had the hots for Lois Fabio.” Izzie let out a laugh. “God, was she a little tart.”
Valentine lowered his cup. “How so?”
“I got her on the golf course one night and tried to hump her in a sand trap. She let me take off her bra, but not her pants.”
“She showed you her breasts?”
“Yeah. They weren’t that great.”
“Why the hell didn’t you tell me she was your wife?” Izzie wailed ten minutes later, holding an ice pack to his swollen left eye.
Valentine’s hand was singing with pain. If they kept reminiscing, he might end up killing Izzie, so he decided to get to the point. “Two nights ago, you and your brothers dragged a guy through the lobby of Resorts’ hotel, and our surveillance cameras caught you stuffing money back into his shirt. Who was he?”
Izzie lowered the ice bag. “Some guy named Vinny.”
“What was his last name?”
“I don’t remember.”
“How did you meet him?”
“I picked him up inside the casino, and brought him over to the house. There was a misunderstanding, and Josh broke a bottle over his head.”
“A misunderstanding?”
“Yeah. We decided to take him back to his hotel room. While we were dragging him through the lobby, the money fell out of his shirt. Being an honest person, I put it back.”
“Was he wearing a money belt?”
“I believe he was.”
“How much was in it?”
“A hundred big ones.”
“That’s a lot of cash to be carrying around. You think the guy was mafia?”
“Beats me.”
“What happened when you got him into his room?”
Izzie’s ice pack had sprung a leak and was trickling down his forearm. Turning it upside down, he reapplied it to his eye. “Vinny woke up. Didn’t remember a damn thing. We got him a beer from the mini-bar and turned on the TV. He really had amnesia. We shot the breeze for a while, then left.”
“I want his last name, Izzie.”
“Why don’t you call the hotel and ask them?”
“The name.”
“I told you everything I know,” Izzie said angrily.
“No, you didn’t.”
“You’re not going to drop charges?”
“No.”
Izzie threw the leaking ice bag at him. “You prick!”
Valentine jumped up and kicked Izzie’s chair out from under him. It was a move that Banko had taught every cop in Atlantic City, and Izzie hit the floor and yelped.
“Cut it out!” he cried.