Miss Warren decided that she couldn’t stand the noise any more: she would have to go upstairs and have a word. She got out of bed, put on her slippers and dressing gown, fastening the belt with a firm tug and a large bow. She stopped to glance at herself in the hall mirror and primped her hair before opening the front door and padding along the landing to the doors leading to the fire-escape stairs. She almost turned tail when she heard voices and concluded that perhaps there was a party after all and the guests were now leaving, but then she recognised a man’s voice, that of George Dale, Miss Danby’s neighbour.
Miss Warren climbed the stairs and pushed open the landing door. George and Lucy Dale turned round. They wore matching dressing gowns in navy with green piping.
‘Whatever’s going on?’ she asked.
‘She won’t answer the door,’ replied Lucy Dale. ‘George has been knocking for the past five minutes. The noise is driving us mad.’
‘It’s not like Miss Danby at all,’ said Miss Warren. ‘Can you see anything through the letterbox?’
George knelt down with some difficulty, holding his right knee and lowering himself gently. ‘Bedroom light’s on,’ he said. ‘God, I feel like a peeping Tom… No sign of movement, though. Miss Danby! Are you there?’
There was still no response after several tries.
‘She hasn’t been well, you know,’ said Lucy. ‘She told me she thought she had flu coming on when I spoke to her the other day.’
‘Do you think we should call the police?’ asked Miss Warren.
Lucy looked doubtful. ‘I don’t like the idea of that,’ she said. ‘Policemen clomping their big boots all over the place. Maybe she just took a sleeping pill and fell asleep with the music on.’
‘If she can sleep through that, she’s the only one!’ snapped her husband. ‘I agree with Miss Warren. I think we should call the police.’
‘Oh dear, I hope it won’t cause bad feelings,’ said Lucy. ‘One hears such dreadful things these days about neighbours falling out.’
‘We’re doing it with the best of intentions,’ Miss Warren reassured her. ‘We’re worried about her welfare.’
As agreed, Miss Warren called the police when she went back downstairs. She did so in a very apologetic way, as she did most things in life, and was told that a Panda car would shortly be on its way. She gave the operator details of her buzzer number so that she could admit the officers when they arrived and then sat by the window. Her heart sank when she saw the flashing blue light appear. Drama was the last thing she or any of the other residents of Palmer Court would welcome, but at least the police car wasn’t making that awful noise.
Miss Warren admitted the two constables and briefed them on what had been happening.
‘And you say there was no response at all?’ asked the elder, PC Lennon.
‘None, and Mr Dale tried several times.’
‘Right, then, Miss Warren, leave it to us.’
The two officers went upstairs, their personal radios crackling with the static created in the steel-framed fire escape.
‘Nice place,’ remarked PC Clark as they climbed.
‘You’d need a few bob to live here,’ replied Lennon. ‘Come back when you’re a chief super.’
They went through the same routine that George Dale had before deciding to force an entry. Lennon, the beefier of the two, crashed his shoulder into the door three times before the lock gave way and splintered wood fell to the ground around their feet. The door swung open and the sound level went up even more. The two policemen entered and heard Bruce Springsteen going mournfully ‘down to the river’. They made their way slowly through the hall but did not call out, knowing that they could not compete with Bruce.
Lennon signalled to Clark to kill the music and watched as the younger man tried to figure out the controls on the front of the expensive sound system. In the end, he lost patience and pulled the plug out of the wall. A respectable silence was restored to Palmer Court.
‘Miss Danby? Are you there?’ The two policemen walked through to the bedroom and found a woman on the bed. She was wearing a nightdress and lying on top of the covers with her eyes closed. Her pillow was stained with vomit and her nightdress soaked in sweat.
‘Miss Danby?’
They moved closer and saw an empty whisky bottle on the bedside table. An empty pill bottle lay on its side next to it.
‘Oh, love, was life really that bad?’ murmured Lennon as he felt for a pulse at the woman’s neck.
‘Is she dead, Tom?’
‘Yeah, poor lass. Just shows you, money can’t buy you happiness.’
Both men looked around at the expensive furnishings.
‘This is my first,’ said Clark, looking down at the body. ‘She looks just like she’s sleeping.’
‘She’s not been dead that long, she’s still warm. Wait until you see them pulled out the canal after a week or lying on the floor in summer for a month because they didn’t have anyone to check on them.’
At that moment the ‘corpse’ moved its head and Clark jumped back. ‘Jesus, she’s alive!’
‘Christ!’ exclaimed Lennon. ‘I couldn’t feel a pulse. Get an ambulance. Miss Danby! Miss Danby, can you hear me?’
The woman groaned quietly.
‘Come on now, waken up! D’you hear me, Miss Danby? Waken up!’
‘Men…’
‘What’s that? What about men?’
‘All men… are bastards.’
‘Come on now, Miss Danby, waken up. Don’t go to sleep again.’
Her head slumped back on to the pillow.
‘Shit! Maybe her airway’s blocked. It’s the sort of thing that happens when drunks throw up. Come on, son, give me a hand here.’
Lennon reached into her mouth to clear away any obstruction, while Clark held her on her side. ‘Come on, Miss Danby, cough it up, love, cough it up.’
Both men worked at trying to get her to breathe again but she fell back on the bed and was absolutely still.
‘Will I try mouth-to-mouth, Tom?’
‘Might as well make it a big night for “firsts”.’
Clark carried out textbook resuscitation until Lennon told him to stop. ‘It’s no good, son, she’s gone. You did your best but she wouldn’t have thanked you for it, anyway. She’s got what she wanted. Let’s get cleaned up before the cavalry arrive.’
At a little after 4.15 a.m. Ann Danby’s body was removed from Palmer Court. Miss Warren, still awake and standing at the window, watched the zipped-up plastic bag being loaded into the waiting ambulance in the courtyard. She swallowed as she saw the doors close and the vehicle move off. ‘Goodbye, Miss Danby,’ she whispered. ‘God bless.’
The body of Ann Danby was taken through silent, deserted streets to the local hospital, where she was formally pronounced dead on arrival by the houseman on duty. She was taken to the mortuary by the night porter on a covered trolley and transferred to a metal tray, which was slid into bay 3, row 4 of the mortuary fridge. The big toe on her left foot was labelled with her name and the date and time of her arrival.
There were no suspicious circumstances as far as the police were concerned: it seemed a clear case of suicide but, as with all sudden deaths, a post-mortem examination would be required before a death certificate could be issued; there could be no funeral without it. Establishing the exact cause of death would be the responsibility of a forensic pathologist. Arranging the funeral would be the responsibility of Ann Danby’s parents who at 4.30 in the morning did not yet know of their daughter’s death. The task of telling them fell to the two constables who had found her.
‘Another first,’ said Lennon as they turned into the Danbys’ street in a pleasant, tree-lined suburb. ‘Wakey wakey, your daughter’s dead. Jesus, what a game.’
Clark looked at him sideways. ‘I suppose you’ve done a lot of these,’ he said.