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Luke
The time is now, the place is here, the man Myself, the matter: rescue of my friends. Be focus’d, mind; be settl’d, heart and soul. I enter unto Jabba’s palace for One purpose and that purpose by itself: My friends to find and bring deliverance. Now to it, Luke, and earn the Jedi name, Not by thy might, but by thy calm and wit.

Enter BIB FORTUNA

BIB
Yo mot tu cheep, do you pan Skywalker. Nuh Jabba mo bah toe baht too.
Luke
—Nay, Sir. I tell thee: I shall speak with Jabba now.
BIB
Nuh Jabba no two zand dehank obee.

[Luke uses a Jedi mind trick on Bib Fortuna.

Luke
Thou shalt take me to Jabba presently.
BIB
Naja takka to Jabba prekkenlee.
Luke
Thou servest thy proud master well, and shall, In time, receive from him a great reward.
BIB
Eye sota y’locha. Ba chu noya trot.

Enter JABBA OF THE HUTT, PRINCESS LEIA, C-3PO, BOBA FETT, THE MAX REBO BAND, SALACIOUS CRUMB, LANDO OF CALRISSIAN in disguise, and other members of Jabba’s court.

Luke
[ aside:] Say what is this? My Leia sparsely clad All in a metal-fashion’d suit? How strange! I did expect one of our company To be enclos’d in steel, but not like this.
C-3PO
At last, ’tis Master Luke to rescue us!
BIB
[ to Jabba:] Nuh masta, gabba no pace Skywalker.
Jabba
Nah mass fa wong lee fah toon kay.
Luke
—Thou must, Great Jabba, grant me leave to speak with thee.
BIB
Nuh Jedi modst be inco ee, baanah.
Crumb
Old Bib but echoes what the man doth say!
Jabba
Ahh, ko ja vaya sko. Ees turo na Om Jedi mine chik.

[Jabba strikes Bib Fortuna, who falls.

Luke
—Let me be plain: Thou shalt with all expedience produce Both Captain Solo and the Wookiee, and Shall grant our safe departure from this place. ’Tis this, and nothing more, I shall accept.
Jabba
Ya ku kacha ka puna ni sa. Ee?
Luke
My Jedi powers may not work on thee, But still I shall take Captain Solo and His friends. Thou canst yet choose to profit from This plan, or be destroy’d. It is thy choice, But thou art warn’d: to underestimate My pow’r would bring about thy end at once.
C-3PO
But Master Luke, thou standest on—
Jabba
—Ban gon Wah she co, cah O Jedi. Cho kanya Wee shaja keecho, ho!

[Luke uses the Force to take a blaster from a guard.

Ah bahloosku!

[Jabba presses a button that drops Luke and Gamorrean Guard 2 into the rancor pit.

Crumb
Now shall we see the rancor rancorous!

Enter RANCOR into the pit with Luke and the Gamorrean guard.

Lando
[ aside:] Alas, now Luke is thrown into the pit— His skill must see him through. My part shall be To give protection to the princess now.
C-3PO
For pity—now the monster hideous Hath come forth from his hiding place to sup.
RANCOR
[ sings:] They shriek at my mystique, My teeth they’ll die beneath— A feast made for a beast, A treat that I may eat!
Luke
What terrifying creature-thing is this? Ne’er have I such a ghastly being seen. But still these thoughts, for succor have they none: Be calm now, Luke, or else—sans doubt—you die.
G. GUARD 2
Squeal!
Leia
—That poor guard shall be the first to fall, For he doth panic and is cornerèd. The rancor slowly makes his way t’ward him And sees his dinner spread before his eyes.
C-3PO
O wretched beast! He tears the guard apart With sound of breaking bones and crumpl’d flesh. One need not know six million language forms To understand the screams and sudden hush.
Crumb
It shall be time to hire another guard!
RANCOR
[ sings:] The fat one now is flat, He growls within me bow’ls, And yet I’ll not forget To source my second course.
Luke
He turns in my direction, counting on His next delicious morsel to be ta’en E’en from my body. Aye, he cometh quick! This stick shall my protection be—we’ll see If he hath appetite for wooded grains.
Lando
[ aside:] Luke now is in its grasp, but cunningly Hath bought a little time, and put a log Inside the creature’s mouth. Fight on, good Luke!
Leia
Well done, dear friend. Anon, make haste and flee!
RANCOR
[ sings:] The one doth quickly run, I’ll catch him—down the hatch him! The stick’s a nasty trick— His head shall be my bread.
Luke
Now swiftly through the monster’s legs I fly, For yonder, past the creature, lies a door! On reaching it, I shall make my escape.

[Luke attempts to open the door.

Alas, but what is this? More bars behind The door!
C-3PO
—O Master, find another course!
Luke
’Tis just the beast and I. But look, how he Doth come toward me through the very gate Whence first he came. If I could close the gate On him, he shall be slain. Aye, here’s a rock, And there’s the panel for the door’s control. ’Tis now or ne’er. I call upon the Force To guide this rock unto the very spot.
Leia
His plan hath been reveal’d—O clever Luke! The rock he throweth straight and hits the mark— The gate doth fall, the rancor is destroy’d! O brave escape, O clever, daring Luke!
Jabba
Nuh toota ah! Gungsh Solo nuh Wookiee! Takootay noota bangass nuh baskah.
Crumb