Passing over the ramp, the deck of the Reagan safely under him, DeLancey pulled the power off.
He squatted the jet.
Whummppp! The Hornet plopped like a descending dump truck. The jet’s tailhook snagged the number one wire — the one nearest the blunt ramp of the deck. The Hornet floundered to a stop on the angled deck.
“Yes!” yelled Flash Gordon in the ready room. He held his hand out, collecting the dollar from Buster Cherry. “That was the ugliest pass since the Marines came out last month.”
“I wanna hear the LSO debrief that one,” said Leroi Jones. “That’s a No-Grade if I ever saw one.” A No-Grade was the lowest grade an LSO could assign for a carrier landing. It was equivalent to a black mark on the pilot’s landing record.
“That’s not the worst part. Did you hear that Killer got morted by an Eagle jockey?”
“No shit?”
“He’s gonna come storming in here looking for someone to kill.”
The laughter ended. The awful realization hit them simultaneously: In a matter of minutes DeLancey would be in the ready room.
Buster Cherry remembered he had paperwork to do. Flash Gordon declared that he had to check on his men in the ordnance department. Leroi Jones glanced at his watch and announced that he was late for a meeting.
“A meeting with who?” demanded Gordon.
“The chaplain. He’s gonna take my confession.”
“You can’t leave. You’re the duty officer.”
“I thought you might take over for a little while so I can —”
“You’re on your own, Jones,” said Gordon as he evacuated the ready room.
“First pass— too much power on the start,” said Pearly, reading from his handwritten notes. “High in the middle, flat at the ramp and over the wires. Bolter pass.”
DeLancey’s fist clenched and unclenched the strap on his nav bag as he listened to the LSO. He wanted Pearly to get the goddamn landing debriefing over.
Pearly was carefully not looking at DeLancey. “Second pass…” He hesitated, then blurted out the rest: “Not enough power on the start, low in the middle, ease gun at the ramp for a No Grade, taxi to the one-wire.”
DeLancey squeezed the nav bag strap until his knuckles were white. Are you finished?” he said. “I’ve heard enough.”
He was careful to stop short of actually disputing the landing grade, shitawful that it was. That was one of the oldest rules in naval aviation: You never argued with the LSO. Even if you were his commanding officer.
But DeLancey was pushing it. “Yes, sir,” said Pearly. “Guess you were just, uh, having a bad day.”
DeLancey shot him a look that said: And you’re gonna have a worse day, mister, if you don’t get out of my sight.
Pearly got the message. He and his writer, an LSO-in-training named Nelson, beat a rapid exit out the back door of the ready room.
When they were gone, DeLancey looked around. The place was empty, except for the duty officer, Leroi Jones, who had been unable to escape. Jones was intently contemplating a spot on the far bulkhead.
In an outpouring of rage, DeLancey wound up and hurled his helmet bag.
Whang! The bag smashed against a metal locker ten feet away. The clatter caused Leroi Jones, still preoccupied with the spot on the bulkhead, to levitate a full six inches out of his chair.
“Jones!” roared DeLancey.
“Sir?” Leroi leaped to his feet. His eyes widened to the size of frisbees.
“Anybody asks where I am, tell ‘em I’m on my way to CVIC. I’m gonna set the record straight about who fucked up this strike exercise.”
“Aye aye, sir.”
CAG Boyce hung up the phone and turned to the officers assembled in CVIC. “That was Butch Kissick, the airborne commander aboard the AWACS. He sends a ‘Well Done.’ He’s been telling the Air Force pukes over at JTF how the Navy kicked their butts today. When we get into Dubai, he says the drinks are on him.”
Boyce had most of his flight leaders in the room. Brick Maxwell, the strike leader, was still wearing his sweat-stained flight suit. Burner Crump, skipper of the F-14 Tomcat squadron, and Rico Flores, commanding officer of the other Hornet squadron, VFA-34, were there.
The only missing player was Killer DeLancey.
“Give credit where it’s due, CAG,” said Crump. “Strike lead set ‘em up.”
“Brick pulled it off,” said Rico Flores. “He waxed their butts today.”
Boyce nodded in agreement. Maxwell was no longer an unknown quantity. DeLancey had almost persuaded him to transfer Maxwell. Too much pointy-headed test pilot, not enough hardball fighter pilot, DeLancey had tried to tell him, and Boyce had almost agreed.
DeLancey was wrong, thought Boyce. The pointy-headed test pilot had pulled off one of the slickest coordinated strikes he’d ever seen.
Just then DeLancey stormed into the briefing room.
“Where you been, Killer?” said Boyce. “Bagging extra traps?”
A titter of laughter rippled through the room. They had all seen Killer’s two landing passes on the PLAT.
DeLancey glowered. “The whole exercise was a cluster fuck. We lost two Hornets on the way in. No way that should’ve happened.”
“And you were one of them, right?” said Burner Crump.
More laughter, this time not so suppressed.
Rico Flores said, “Hey, Killer, you’re just pissed because the Eagle jockey took you out.”
“It wouldn’t have happened,” DeLancey insisted, “if the strike had been executed right.”
Boyce gnawed on his cigar, watching DeLancey fume. It was time to put a stop to this. “Okay, you’ve made your point, Killer. I don’t blame you for being pissed at the F-15 pilot, but you can’t blame the strike leader.”
“Sir, I still think —”
“Here’s the bottom line,” said Boyce, his voice more forceful. “We took out all the enemy’s air defense assets, losing only two strike aircraft. We destroyed the target — with one minor exception. Intel says one of our Roadrunners — Spam Parker — managed to target the Al-Kharj base hospital instead of the command headquarters building.”
This drew howls from the group. Burner Crump said, “She probably thought the big red cross on the building was her aim point.”
Boyce grinned and shook his head. “Luckily, the exercise umpire won’t know anything about it. The exercise was a huge success, and the credit goes to the strike leader for planning and execution.”
Boyce walked over and extended his hand to Maxwell. “Brick, consider yourself a qualified air wing strike lead.”
The flight leaders gave Maxwell a round of applause. Rico Flores clapped him on the shoulder and said, “Shit hot, Brick.” Burner Crump said, “Man, we broke some beer mugs down at Al Kharj, didn’t we?”
The last to shake Maxwell’s hand was Killer DeLancey. His face had shed most of its anger. In its place was the famous grin. “I was out of line, Brick. Good job.”
From across the room Boyce watched the two men shake hands. The handshake was cordial enough. The words sounded sincere, even conciliatory. But Boyce knew better. He could tell by their eyes — that cold, hard exchange of looks. These two despised each other. He didn’t know what the root of their conflict was, but he sensed that it went deeper than their disagreement over the MiG shoot last month. Whatever it was, it meant trouble.
Maxwell was sitting alone in the wardroom when CAG Boyce plopped down in the seat opposite him. Boyce helped himself to the coffee. “Okay, open up with me.”
Maxwell looked at him in surprise. “Sir?”
Boyce raised an eyebrow. “This pissing contest between you and Killer. I don’t need two of my senior officers feuding like a couple of kids in a schoolyard.”