"I'll alert Your Majesty the instant Lord Fari returns."
Manacia exposed his fangsa wide, multi-rowed smile of fatherly pride. You're a good and loyal son, Luka, he said. No king could ask for a better prince. But it wouldn't be seemly. A king must not fear to suffer the same trials and tribulations as his subjects."
Prince Luka laid a claw of sincerity across his mailed heart. You are an inspiration to us all, Majesty, he said. I worship and study at your feet, praying I will have half Your Highness courage and wisdom on that most regretful day when the gods decree that I must succeed you to the throne."
The whole time the Crown Prince spoke he was thinking, I hope you choke on a bone, you horrid old fiend. I hope the sun fries your brains and the hyenas feast on your liver.
Manacia chuckled fondly. To think I nearly wrung your neck at birth, he said. I thought you'd grow to be a conspiring little savage like your mother. Instead, you've matured into the most civilized and considerate subject in my kingdom. It's a pity I couldn't let your mother live to see what a fine son you've turned out to be."
Prince Luka bowed low, humbly thanking his father for his kind words. But he thought, You old fool. You wouldn't look so smug if you knew Mother made me swear on her death bed that I'd avenge her.
Manacia gestured and a slave crawled over on his belly with a cup of cold wine. The king sipped, reminiscing.
"Looking at you, my son, he said, no one would ever guess your mother was a barbarian. You are my strong and serene right claw. And to think when I bedded her the first time she tried to stab me with a knife she'd hidden in her girdle."
He smiled at the memory. Your mother was understandably overwrought, he said, because I'd just killed her father and brothers. I had to have her tied to the bed before I could mount her."
"Your Majesty has regaled me many times with the tale of that illustrious moment, Prince Luka said. I never tire of hearing it."
The king laughed and slapped his knee. Did I ever tell you what your mother said after I'd had my pleasures?"
"Yes, Majesty, the prince said. But it was such a delicious incident I'd be pleased if you told me again."
"She said I'd raped her! the king chortled. Can you imagine that? Me, rape her?"
"She should have thanked you for honoring her with your royal seed, Majesty, the prince said. But she was young and of a savage tribe. Mother didn't know what she was saying."
The king was impatient to complete his story. Yes, yes, he said. But that's not the point. We already know she was a savage. I said so, didn't I?
"The point is she accused me of raping her. And do you know what I replied?"
"No, Majesty. What did you say?"
"I replied'that wasn't rape. That was'now get this'assault with a friendly weapon.
Manacia howled with laughter at his joke. The prince forced sounds of immense amusement.
Then the prince said, One thing you've never told me, Sire… what was Mother's answer?"
The king's laughter cut off in mid-snort. What was that? he growled, green skin mottling with building anger.
"I said, what did Mother reply after you made that marvelous jest about rape being nothing but assault with a friendly weapon?"
"It doesn't matter what she replied, the king snapped. That wasn't the joke. The joke was the friendly weapon part. Not what she said after. Who cares what that fiendbitch thought? It's what the king has to say that's important. Whole histories are devoted solely to the remarks of kings. In my case, I'm also noted for my sense of humor. The anecdote concerning your mother is only one especially revealing example."
"Absolutely, Sire, the prince said. How foolish of me not to see it right off."
The king's mood turned from fair to foul. Muttering oaths, he resumed his watchsearching the bleak horizon for some sign of his Grand Wazier.
In the king's opinionwhich, as he often said, was the only one that matteredfew truly appreciated how hard he'd labored these past few years. Nothing had come easily and every platter of victory he'd been served up always seemed to hide a nasty little insect under the tastiest morsels.
All of the demon lands had been brought completely under his control. His kingdom now bore the name Ghazban, after the ancient emperor who'd first welded all the demon lands together. Zanzair was now the seat of the mightiest kingdom since the time of Alisarrian, the human conqueror who had cut short Ghazban's long and honorable dynasty.
No sooner had the naming festival ended when trouble began to gnaw at Manacia's accomplishments. First there was the drought, which still held the kingdom in its gripturning the harvests to ashen husks. Then there were the locust swarmsgreat clouds that first blackened the sky and then the earth as the insects descended to devour whatever had managed to defy the drought.
Plagues mysteriously erupted across the land, ravaging the populaceturning cities to towns and towns to desolate villages. There were reports of ghastly phantoms rising from graveyards, giants suddenly appearing to threaten distant crossroads, Jinns crouching in ambush to devour unsuspecting travelers.
Manacia and his wizards had worked at a dervish's pace to halt these outbreaks. Huge spell machines were constructed and hauled out to the troubled regions. Whole forests of cinnamon trees had been felled to make the incense that was burned in those machines. Day and night the furnaces churned out immense clouds of fragrant healing smoke. The expense sometimes made the king nostalgic for simpler times when his realm was smaller and less expensive to maintain.
Despite Manacia's efforts, trouble continued to dog Ghazban. His subjects were becoming increasing restless and unruly. It was whispered that the gods were punishing all demonkind for allowing such a greedy pontiff to rule them. Word leaked out about his experiments with the curse of the Forbidden Desert, fueling further religious fears and discontent.
In the past Manacia had dealt with such things by immediately invading a neighboring kingdom. It not only released domestic pressure but gave him a brother monarch to blame and then bring to task for his sins. This was no longer possible in the brave new world that was Ghazban, where the subjects had only Manacia as a target for their suspicions.
In the beginning Manacia's dream of ruling all Esmir as King of Kings was only thata private dream. Now it had become a necessity. He needed to challenge his subjects, to fix their minds on a great peril; an historic enemygodless humansto bear the blame for their ills.
To achieve this he had to solve the riddle of the curse that kept demonkind and humankind apart. Once he thought he had the answer and sent the bandit chieftain, Sarn, across the Forbidden Desert to spy out an invasion route. But Sarn had never returned. The king falsely blamed the curse and spent every free moment searching for the solution to its riddle. He had ripped apart his original spell and then reformed it many times.
None of his efforts worked. It was as if he had gone back to the original days of failure when hundreds of slaves and felons were forced out into the Forbidden Desert to die horribly before the eyes of the soldiers who had prodded them there. Distracted as he was by domestic toil, it took Manacia a long time to return to the spell he'd used to shield Sarn and his outlaws. He added a few improvements and tried again.
The very first effort met with success. The villain used for the experiment not only survived, but was able to walk to the most distant hill, the soldiers playing out rope and tying on additional lines until he was nearly out of sight and had to be dragged back so he wouldn't escape.
After his experience with Sarn, Manacia was wary of this success. He called for his Grand Wazier, Lord Fari, and asked his advice.