Then the facilitator waved the forcible around the room. It left a trail of light that hung in the air, glowing like a fiery snake. The facilitator continued to sing in his piping voice as he pressed the forcible to Waggit’s arm.
Waggit felt good then, better than he’d ever felt before. The forcible burned him, and as it did, he felt as if his head exploded, and the light itself filled him. At the same moment, he saw the eyes of his Dedicate go dim, and the young man stared at him, with a mouth like an open door that led to vacant rooms.
Waggit did, indeed, remember it for as long as he lived.
20
Remarkable Gems
Since the days of King Harill, reaver bones have been a favorite trophy of warriors in Rofehavan, and thus gave rise to the trade in what is called “reaver crystal.” Many a lord delights in displaying long teeth or even whole skulls above the doors in his keep, while bits of reaver knuckles have been used for rings, bracelets, and necklaces.
New bones and teeth are nearly as clear as quartz, usually with a bluish or aqua tint. Impurities in the bone can sometimes make it almost opalescent, and some bones even seem to have images of animals or trees inside them. Unlike quartz, after a few dozen years, the colors in the bone mellow to a ruddy gold, and after two or three centuries they take on a richer reddish hue. The older bones are highly valued in Indhopal.
Artisans may engrave the bones, but the cost is prohibitive, since the only tools strong enough to shape the bone must have edges of diamond.
Myrrima insisted that Sir Borenson eat a quick meal in the inn at Balington. His wound was healing quickly, and his fever was gone, but he no longer had his endowments. He was a common man, and needed food and rest like any other.
She still had some of Binnesman’s salve, and Myrrima applied it again to him before the meal, dipping her hands in the water and making the healing runes. Borenson took her ministrations patiently.
The wizard’s restoration was incomplete. Borenson’s flesh had healed without a scar, but he didn’t have his walnuts. His scrotum hung empty except for a bit of fluid.
Myrrima secured a small container from the mistress of the inn and carefully stored the rest of the wizards’ balm.
Afterward they ate in silence. It was a goosey affair. The serving girl gawked at her husband, while passerby peered in through the doors or glass window. After the king had departed, the inn was astir. The mistress of the inn and the various cooks and stable hands all gathered around and gabbled like geese. “Oh, did you see our new queen?” the mistress said. “I didn’t know the Sylvarresta girl would be so dark of skin.”
“It’s the Taifan blood,” the stablemaster said.
“Well, I’m not one to judge,” the mistress said. “There will be many tongues a-wagging about his choice. You can see that she’s Indhopalese, but if you ask me, it makes her look exotic.”
“The very word,” the stablemaster said. “Exotic—that’s what she is. That Iome Sylvarresta is not an ugly girl, not in the least.”
The mistress of the inn, who had strawberry-blond hair, said, “Still, it makes you wonder. Will creamy skin go out of style?”
Every word that Gaborn and Iome had said was repeated, and the greater the secret, the more certain it was to be bandied about. It seemed that the mistress of the inn had her bedroom right against the common room wall.
Soon, the inn filled with people—a good half of the village. Myrrima heard some peasant ask loudly, “I heard they brought a knight into town, and the king’s wizard turned him from a steer into a bull!”
Immediately the room went silent. There was tittered laughter and a good deal of nudging, and everyone looked Borenson’s way. He pretended not to notice, but with his pale complexion, his face turned crimson.
Word of Binnesman’s alleged healing had spread too fast. Everyone kept looking his way, then pretending they hadn’t. Myrrima felt as if people were waiting for her husband to grow a new set of walnuts as they watched.
When the lady of the inn came and asked, “Would Sir and Madam...er, uh, like the use of a room?” Borenson could take it no more.
He shouted, “Why? If I wanted to rut, I’d just as well rut in the street like a dog, for all the privacy I’d get.” The patrons of the inn fell silent. Most of them flinched or stepped closer to the bar, as if afraid he’d pull out a warhammer and start swinging.
Borenson threw down his mug and stormed out of the inn, red in the face and blinking in embarrassment. Myrrima whispered an apology to the lady, set a coin on the table, and rushed out on her husband’s heel.
She felt...very strange.
She was relieved to end the meal. Her husband walked quickly, as if he fought the urge to run as he made his way to the stables. He saddled up his charger. It was a huge animal, bred to carry a knight in full armor along with its barding. “Damned fools,” he kept muttering as he cinched the saddle tight.
He got on, turned and looked at his wife, waiting for her to climb into the saddle.
“Yelling at the innkeeper was uncalled for,” Myrrima said. “She meant no harm. It’s a small town. Having the Earth King sleep here is probably the biggest thing that’s happened since...well, forever. People will talk.”
Borenson’s face burned with embarrassment. He muttered, “Uh-oh, Diddly-O! Ain’t it funny how his walnuts grow.”
“I don’t understand.”
“My...predicament will be on the mouth of every minstrel for miles,” he said. “They’ve been singing this damned ballad about me and Baron Poll for years.”
He was right. Everywhere he went from now on, he’d draw attention. He couldn’t escape the notoriety. All he hoped for now was that he not be thought of as half a man.
“Well...” Myrrima said, her voice full of sincerity and conviction, “if anyone asks, I’ll tell them the truth: your walnuts grew back larger than before. They’ve got to be the hairiest and most astonishingly perfect walnuts ever to grace a man.”
Borenson was still for a moment. Then he smiled. “That’s it!” he said. “Tell them just like that.” He grinned mischievously, and Myrrima couldn’t really define the expression. There was real fear and embarrassment all mingled with his desire to burst out laughing.
She climbed into the saddle on the big horse. He leapt behind, and they rode out of Balington.
For a long time, neither of them spoke. The silence felt clumsy. Borenson held her lightly, one arm around her taut stomach, just beneath her breasts. His chin rested above her shoulder.
She knew that he could smell her hair, feel her skin through the fabric of her blouse. She wished that he would kiss her, or hold her tenderly. But too many things held them apart. They were still more strangers than husband and wife.
She needed more than that.
“If we’re going to ride together,” Myrrima said as they entered the blasted lands, “we ought to be on better speaking terms at least.”
“Agreed,” Borenson said. His tone remained noncommittal.
“Tell me something about yourself that I don’t know,” Myrrima said.
“I don’t like puddings or custard,” Borenson answered. “I can’t abide them in any form. It’s the damned texture.”
“All right,” she said. “Then I’ll be sure to bake tarts. Now tell me something important.”
He had to know what she wanted. She wanted him to open his soul to her, talk about all of his deepest feelings.
“There’s nothing important about me.”
“Tell me about Saffira, then,” Myrrima said, broaching the subject that she knew he’d least want to discuss. “What was she like?”
“Smug,” Borenson said.
“What makes you think she was smug?”
He sighed heavily. “She asked about you. She wanted to know if you were pretty. She knew that you couldn’t compare.”