“First,” said Pepper, unmoved but interested, “I want you to get out a football. Go get it out of the truck there. Something might be waiting on you. Take your time and get a good football, your best.”
“My best football. I got one kind, the best. A Hutch. You got it.” When he came in with it, a bottle of Maker’s Mark sat beside a greasy burger on a napkin with a bottle of mustard next to it. Pepper seemed to have moved no place nor fretted. The man held out the big football.
“Now I want you to suck it. Suck this football. Get a lot of it in there.”
“Aw, man. Why, do you love football? That your game?”
“I hate it. Suck it, now. On in there, moan around on it.”
The man did, caterwauling and gagging. “Is that all right? God damn. You reckon it’s really pig hide?”
“Go on, get your drink now. We can be trading for a while now. There’s a place for you. Some old crazy man’s tree house, he left it. But the tree house is professional. The tree’d blow down ’fore the house would. He left meat around on the floor like. You goin’ to want to clean some with the critters comin’ after the smell at night.”
The man stayed for six weeks, fed from the store, seined minnows and caught grasshoppers and crayfish for Pepper, and stayed mainly drunk, high in the boughs singing with a transistor radio. There was a wire up to it for reading or coffee. Then he left, and the truck was all Pepper’s. He had sold off most of the gear to fairly delighted people who had hobbies. That is, outside fishing, hunting, weather discussion and church. But he kept the boxes of footballs in the storeroom. When he saw the boy children come along with their fathers to learn the way of the world, he would look at them with no expression and refuse them a football for their own. It was believed he kept the balls as a memorial to the ungodly humiliation he had wrestled from that bankrupt creature those many years ago.
Mortimer felt suddenly that he had to buy a new pair of shoes. He was doing this a lot lately. He felt a bit sick and nervous. In the storeroom thinking about the footballs, looking at the sheriff, he felt dirty and low-rent. He went out the back and almost immediately drove at breakneck speed into Vicksburg to purchase a pair of shoes. He wanted bright white ones. Perhaps a boot, a soft suede pair you could hold in your hands while you went off to sleep in any house and feel perfectly at home. The next day when he went out to talk to the lay preacher who kept the junk-car lot, he would buy yet another pair. Sandals and it cold. He knew he would probably never wear them, but still the excitement held.
Out in the bait shop, a geezer was telling the sheriff, “You got your chartreuse with sorty beige spots, throw it out there with a sorty small fireplug weight on her, and you’ll want a good rope size, say about like a venetian-blind pullrope on her, them slab crappie is big and mean with the teeth too like a band saw sorty.” Bernard the deputy was incensed, being an actual fisherman.
The sheriff spoke as if nothing had been heard, nothing mocked. He said to Sidney, who was smirking behind the counter, “You don’t think the football contraption is a bit in bad taste, considering your father’s murder?” He quieted the air. Something like church in there now.
“Family tradition is a man’s own lookout, like his choice of faith, sir.”
The sheriff did not miss the sir and was astounded that Sidney spoke of faith at all. He was slow to anger, but these crackers were getting confident around him.
“The faith of your fathers is a chicken hawk and everybody knows it, Sidney. Tradition.”
“I don’t guess you’ll be welcome in my store from now on unless you got papers, friend. But by the way. They’re taking slab crappie with a light cork, a foot deep on a fuchsia and frog-green jig, sometimes tip it with a small minnow. I seem to be all out of those substances at the moment, but good luck.”
Bernard and Facetto proceeded to the spillway, where there was another tribe entirely, honored to have the sheriff and his man fish elbow-to-elbow with them as they waded the little rapids over gravel and worked the pools with a light spin cast, lent them jigs and corks hand over fist in that almost belligerent hospitality the state of Mississippi is famous for. The two felt much better and had a full chest before long, and it was splendid to get out of the cold water, rip off the waders and toast in the car, alternating on hot espresso and cold Louisiana beer.
“I’m sheriff of these folks too, thank the Lord,” said Facetto.
“The truth. Folks is all right. It just seems tense at the lake nowadays.”
The sheriff grew solemn. Melanie. Did the deputy know? Or was it something else he meant? Trouble at the orphans’ camp; the immolation of the oldsters’ barge; the disappearance of yet another pair of girls from Oasis. Old Pepper’s seated corpse, bleeding in ropes from the neck while a football stood for his face. The tracing of that jackleg preacher Byron Egan to a methedrine ring of long years standing; a ’48 Ford coupe reported stolen from the St. Aloysius Junkyard and replaced by a filthy rusted-out car of exactly the same vintage. And that stolen car had been reported running down scarcely known county roads, driven by minors, and then parked in a cemetery near the home of Dee Allison, the sex bomb, about whom a groaning man had said, “She’d fuck a snake just to hurt it.” She had four kids, great legs and other acreage, but the talk was she was getting married soon, right there in the cemetery. Shut your mouth. Right in it.
THIRTEEN
MORTIMER HAD FOUR DREAMS IN A ROW ONE WEDNESDAY night. He had performed a small amount of manual labor in his runaway years, and the work itself was nightmare enough, although it trained him never to go thereabouts again. In each dream he was fired from a different job, jobs he had done in real life. Offshore drilling in Louisiana. Lumberyard. Car salesman. Offshore drilling again off the Chandeleurs out of Gulfport. In each dream the boss man came up and said, “Get out, that’s enough of you.” Then came a fifth dream in which his own mirror told him he was an impostor in the body of Conway Twitty. Then his mirror fired him. But he killed it. A funeral was held with a coffin and pieces of glass. The woman and the boy showed up. They were trying to have a funeral, but her father was late and they could not start. Mortimer said, “He just can’t find his clothes, that’s all. You don’t know the outfit for a mirror funeral.” But he knew he was lying. The news was that her father was coming naked. So they waited at the graveside next to the hole. But instead came Frank Booth, with whom Dee Allison had betrayed Mortimer. They walked in naked like two crabs locked together. Booth was saying, “Please help me. I can’t pull it out of her. Somebody’s got to cut. Help us.”