“You know how they hate things to be hidden from them, and they will have heard of the calash. They will expect to see it in Hyde Park as soon as the weather permits.”
“’Tis true,” said the King.
“I would wish to be the first to ride in it.”
“I hardly think that would be meet,” said the King.
“Not meet! In what way?”
“The Queen has said that she would wish to ride in it with my brother’s wife. She says that is what the people will expect.”
“The people will expect no such thing.”
“You are right,” said the King ruefully. “And that points to our bad conduct in the past.”
“Bad conduct!” snorted Barbara. “The people want to see the calash, not the Queen.”
“Then since it is the calash they wish to see, and the purpose of the ride is to please them, it matters not who rides in it. Therefore the Queen and the Duchess of York should do so.”
Barbara stood up, her eyes flashing. “Everything I ask is denied me. I wonder that you can treat me thus!”
“I have always thought the truth much more interesting than falsehood,” said the King. “You know you have been denied very little, and it is tiring to hear you assert the contrary.”
Barbara’s common sense warned her. Her position with the King was not what it had been. Her great sensuality could stand her in good stead only for the immediate future. She knew that Frances Stuart had first place in the King’s heart. But it maddened her now to think that it might have been Frances herself who had suggested that the Queen should be the first to ride in the calash. The sly creature was forever declaring her devotion to the Queen; it was part of her campaign, like as not.
But Barbara was determined to ride in the calash.
She cried: “So you are tired of me! You have taken my youth … all the best years of my life … and now that I have born so many children …”
“Of whose parentage we must ever remain in doubt.”
“They are your children. Yours … yours! It is no use denying your share in the making of them. I have devoted my life to you. You are the King, and I have sought to serve you …”
“Barbara, I beg of you, make no scenes now. I have had enough of them.”
“Do not think to silence me thus. I am to have our child … our child, sir. And if you do not let me ride first in the calash I shall miscarry this child. Aye, and all the world shall know it was through the ill treatment I received from its father.”
“They would not be very impressed,” said Charles lightly.
“Do not dare to laugh at me, or I shall kill myself … as well as the child.”
“Nay, Barbara. You love yourself too well.”
“Oh, will I not!” She looked about her and called wildly: “A knife! A knife! Bring me a knife. Mrs. Sarah! Do you hear me?”
The King went to her swiftly and placed his hand over her mouth. “You will make it impossible for me to visit you,” he said.
“If you did not, I should make you repent it!”
“I shall repent nothing. It is only the righteous who repent.”
“You will. I swear you will. All the world shall know of what has been between us.”
“Calm yourself, Barbara. The world already knows half and the other half it will guess.”
“Don’t dare talk to me thus.”
“I am weary of quarrels.”
“Yes, you are weary of everything but that smug-faced idiot. Do you imagine that she would interest you beyond a week? Even her simple mind realizes that. It is why she is so simperingly virtuous. She knows full well that once she gave way you’d be sick to death of her simplemindedness. Simpleminded! She is half-witted. ‘Play a game of blindman’s buff, sire?’” squealed Barbara and curtsied, viciously demure. “‘I do like a nice game of blindman’s buff, because I can squeal so prettily, and say Nay, nay, nay when Your Majesty chases me!’ Bah!”
In spite of his annoyance, Charles could not help laughing, for her mimicry, though cruelly exaggerated, had a certain element of truth in it.
“Charles,” she wheedled, “what is it to you? Pray you let me ride in the calash … just once; and after that let the Queen and the Duchess take the air in Hyde Park. You know the people would rather see me than the Queen or the Duchess. Look at me….” She tossed back her hair and drew herself to her full magnificent height. “Would the calash not become me, think you? ’Twould be a pity to let it take its first airing in the Park without the most becoming cargo.”
“Barbara, you would wheedle the crown off my head.”
And I would, she thought, but for my cursed husband! And while I am fettered to him, Miss Stuart stays coy and hopeful; and doubtless, in spite of all her piety and friendship for the Queen, she prays for Catherine’s death.
Still, the calash, not the crown, was the immediate problem, and she believed that Charles was about to give way. She knew the signs so well.
Abruptly she stopped speaking of it and gave herself up to passion with such abandonment that she could not fail to win his response.
But when he left her in the early morning his promises about the calash were vague, and she was faintly worried.
Many heard the loud quarrels between Charles and Barbara. Now the Court was saying that Barbara had declared her intention of miscarrying the child—which she insisted was the King’s—providing she was not the first to ride in the calash.
The Queen heard this and remembered with humiliation her request to the King that she and the Duchess should be the first to use it.
What mattered it, thought Catherine, who rode in the coach? It was not the actual riding which was significant.
The King put off the decision. He wanted to please the Queen, yet he was afraid of Barbara. He could not be sure what she would do. She made wild threats; she was always declaring that she would strangle this child, murder that servant, if her whims were not satisfied. So far as he knew, she had not carried out these threats to kill, but her temper was violent and he could not be sure to what madness it would lead her.
The Court sniggered about the wrangle concerning the calash. The country heard and murmured about it. It was a great joke—the sort of joke with which the King so often amused his people. But the calash was not seen in the Park, simply because the King did not wish to offend the Queen and dared not offend Barbara.
A few evenings later the King was supping in the apartments of Frances Stuart, and as she was sitting at the table—with him beside her—Frances’s beautiful blue eyes were fixed on the flimsy structure of cards before her, while the King’s passionate dark ones were on Frances. She turned to him suddenly and said: “Your Majesty has often declared that you would wish to give me something which I dearly desired.”
“You have but to ask, as you know,” said the King, “and it is yours.”
Everyone was listening. All were deciding: This is the end of her resistance. Frances has decided to become the King’s mistress.
“I desire to be the first to ride in the calash,” said Frances.
The King hesitated. This was unexpected. He was beginning to wish he had never been presented with the thing.
He was aware of Barbara’s burning blue eyes on him; he saw the danger signals there.
Frances continued to smile artlessly and continued: “Your Majesty, the coach should be seen. The people long to see it. It would greatly please me to be the first to ride in it.”
Barbara stepped up to the table. With an impatient gesture she knocked down the house of cards. Frances gave a little cry of dismay, but the eyes which looked straight into Barbara’s were pert and defiant.