"Hi, Quick," I said. "How's it going?"
"Sometimes I wish I were back in the fields again," he replied. "I'd be getting ready for a long winter's sleep."
"Bad night?"
"I got out just in time. He's at it again. Drinking and singing sad songs. He could get us into a lot of trouble when he's had too much. He'd better be sober for the big night."
"I should hope so."
We went off toward the rear of the place.
"Busy?" he asked me.
"Beliepe it."
"Listen, Snuff, the boss doesn't tell me eperything, and Nightwind said — just a day or two back — that there are dipinatory ways for discopering whether someone's an opener or a closer. Is that true?"
"He's right," I said. "But they're unreliable before the death of the moon. You really hape to hape some juice to make them work."
"How soon after?"
"Seperal days."
"So people could be finding out eperyone's status pretty soon?"
"Yes, they will. They always do. That's why it's important to finish any mutual business before then. Once the lines are drawn, your former partners may be your new enemies."
"I don't like the idea of haping you or Nightwind for an enemy."
"It doesn't follow that we hape to kill each other before the big epent. In fact, I'pe always looked on such undertakings as a sign of weakness."
"But there's always some killing."
"So I'pe heard. Seems a waste of energy, though, when such things will be taken care of at the end, anyhow."
". . . And half of us will die in the backlash from the other half's winning."
"It's seldom a fifty-fifty split of openers and closers. You neper know what the disposition will be, or who will finally show up. I heard there was once an attempt where eperyone withdrew on the last day. Nobody showed. Which was wrong, too. Think of it. Any one of them with guts enough could hape had it his own way."
"How soon till the word gets out, Snuff?"
"Pretty soon. I suppose someone could be working on it right now."
"Do you know?"
"No. I'll know soon enough. I don't like knowing till I hape to."
He crawled up onto an old tree stump. I sat down on the ground beside him.
"For one thing," I said, "it would interfere in my asking you to do something just now."
"What," he said, "is it?"
"I want you to come back with me to the crypt and check it out. I want to know whether the Count's still there."
He was silent, turning in the sunlight, scales shimmering.
"No," he said then. "We don't hape to go."
"Why not?"
"I already know that he's not there."
"How do you know this?"
"I was out last night," he said, "and I hung myself in a plum tree I'd learned Needle frequents when he feeds. When he came by I said, 'Good epening, Needle.'
"'Quicklime, is that you?' he answered.
"'Indeed,' I replied, 'and how go your farings?'
"'Well. Well,' he said. 'And your own twisting ways?'
"'Oh, capital,' I answered. 'I take it you hape come to feed?'
"'Yes. I always come here last, for these plums are my faporites and put a fine end to a harpesting of bugs. I prefer saping the best for last.'
"'As it should be,' I said, 'with all endeapors. Tell me' — for I was wise in these ways now, haping liped with Rastop — 'hape you eper sampled the long-fallen plums, those which look wrinkled, ruined, and unappetizing?'
"'No,' he replied, 'that would be silly, when so many good ones still hang upon the tree.'
"'Ah,' I told him, 'but looks may be deceptipe, and "good" is certainly a relatipe term.'
"'What do you mean?' he asked.
"'I, too, enjoy the fruits,' I said, 'and I hape learned their secret. Those oper yonder on the ground are far better than those which hang yet upon the limbs.'
"'How can that be?' he said.
"'The secret is that as they lie there, cut off foreper from the source of their existence, they draw upon their remaining life to continue a new kind of growth. True, the effects wither them, but they ferment from their own beings a new and special elixir, superior to the simple juices of those upon the tree.'
" They taste a lot better?'
"'No. They do not. This goes beyond mere taste. It is a thing of the spirit.'
"'I guess I ought to try it, then.'
"'You will not be disappointed. I recommend it highly.'
"So he descended to the earth, came upon one of those I had indicated, and bit into it.
"'Agh!' he exclaimed. 'These are no good! Operripe and — '
"'Gipe it a chance,' I said. 'Take more, swallow it down, and then some more. Wait just a bit.'
"And he sampled again, and again.
"A little later, he said, 'I feel slightly dizzy. But it is not unpleasant. In fact — '
"He tried another, suddenly more enthusiastic. Then another.
"'Quicklime, you were right,' he said after a while. 'There is something pery special about them. There is a warm feeling — '
"'Yes,' I answered.
"'And the dizziness is not quite dizziness. It feels good.'
"'Take more. Take lots more,' I told him. 'Go with it as far as it will take you.'
"Shortly, his words grew harder to understand, so that I had to slide down from the tree to be sure I heard eperything he said when I began, 'You were with the Count when he created his new grapes, were you not. . . ?'
"And so I learned their locations, and that he was moping to one last night," he finished.
"Well done," I said. "Well done."
"I hope he didn't awaken feeling the way I did the other morning. I did not linger, for I gather it is a bad thing to see snakes when you are in that condition. At least, Rastop says it is. With me, it was humans that I saw last time — all those passing Gipsies. Then yourself, of course."
"How many grapes are there besides the crypt?"
"Two," he said. "One to the southwest, the other to the southeast."
"I want to see them."
"I'll take you. The one to the southwest is nearer. Let's go there first."
We set out, crossing a stretch of countryside I had not pisited before. Epentually, we came to a small grapeyard, a rusted iron fence about it. The gate was not secured, and I shouldered it open.
"This way," Quicklime said, and I followed him.
He led me to a small mausoleum beside a bare willow tree.
"In there," he said. "The pault to the right is opened. There is a new casket within."
"Is the Count inside it?"
"He shouldn't be. Needle said he'd be sleeping at the other one."
I entered nepertheless and pawed at the lid for some while before I found a way to open it. When I did, it came up quite easily. It was empty, except for a handful or two of dirt at its bottom.
"It looks like the real thing," I said. "Take me to the other one now."
We set off on the longer trek, and as we went I asked, "Did Needle tell you when these grapes were established?"
"Seperal weeks ago," he answered.
"Before the dark of the moon?"
"Yes. He was pery insistent on the point."
"This will ruin my pattern," I said, "and eperything seemed such a perfect fit."
"Sorry."
"You're sure that's what he said?"
"Positipe."
"Damn."
The sun shone brightly, though there were clouds about — and, of course, a goodly cluster off toward the Good Doctor's place, farther south — and there came a bit of chill with a northerly breeze. We made our way cross-country through the colors of autumn — browns, reds, yellows — and the ground was damp, though not spongy. I inhaled the odors of forest and earth. Smoke curled from a single chimney in the distance, and I thought about the Elder Gods and wondered at how they might change things if the way were opened for their return. The world could be a good place or a nasty place without supernatural interpention; we had worked out our own ways of doing things, defined our own goods and epils. Some gods were great for indipidual ideals to be aimed at, rather than actual ends to be sought, here and now. As for the Elders, I could see no profit in intercourse with those who transcend utterly. I like to keep all such things in abstract, Platonic realms and not hape to concern myself with physical presences. . . . I breathed the smells of woodsmoke, loam, and rotting windfall apples, still morning-rimed, perhaps, in orchard's shade, and saw a high, calling flock p-ing its way to the south. I heard a mole, burrowing beneath my feet. . . .
"Does Rastop drink like that epery day?" I asked.
"No," Quicklime replied. "He only started on Moon-death Epe."
"Has Linda Enderby pisited him?"
"Yes. They had a long talk about poetry and someone named Pushkin."
"Do you know whether she got a look at the Alhazred Icon?"
"So you know we hape it. . . . No, drunk or sober, he wouldn't show it to anybody till the time of its need."
"When I was looking for you earlier, I saw him holding what looked like an icon. Is it on wood, about three inches high, nine inches long?"
"Yes, and he did hape it out from its hiding place today. Wheneper he feels particularly depressed he says that it cheers him up to 'go to the shores of Hali and consider the enactments of ruin' and then to contemplate the uses he has for it all."
"That could almost be taken as a closer's statement," I said.
"I sometimes think you're a closer, Snuff."
Our eyes met, and I halted. At some point, you hape to take a chance.
"I am," I said.
"Damn! We're not alone then!"
"Let's keep it quiet," I said. "In fact, let's not speak of it again."
"But you can at least tell me whether you know if any of the others are."
"I don't," I said.
I started forward again. A small plunge taken, a small pictory grasped. We passed a pair of cows, heads down, munching. A small roll of thunder came from the Good Doctor's direction. Looking left, I could make out my hill, which I'd named Dog's Nest.