BASED ON A TRUE STORY
three novellas
by Hesh Kestin
For Leigh,
ever my love,
whose ardor and patience,
kindness and courage
have gotten us through a lifetime
of adventure, danger, hardship and
— that most perilous to romance —
the surreal minutiae of the day-to-day.
I would lie to suggest
words could not attempt
the depth and complexity
of what we share.
However inadequate,
they follow.
“Life knows us not and we do not know life — we don’t even know our own thoughts. Half the words we use have no meaning whatever and of the other half each man understands each word after the fashion of his own folly and conceit. Faith is a myth, and beliefs shift like mists on the shore; thoughts vanish; words, once pronounced, die; and the memory of yesterday is as shadowy as the hope of tomorrow.”
“Fiction… demands from the writer a spirit of scrupulous abnegation. The only legitimate basis of creative work lies in the courageous recognition of all the irreconcilable antagonisms that make our life so enigmatic, so burdensome, so fascinating, so dangerous — so full of hope.”
THE MERCHANT OF MOMBASA
In converting Jews to Christians, you raise the price of pork.
I
BETWEEN THE HINDU CREMATORIUM AND THE INFECTIOUS-DISEASES HOSPITAL, Sergeants Mess was partially hidden by a stand of coconut palms and a large sign that seemed to have been imported directly from Trafalgar Square:
LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS
AND WILL RESULT IN
SEVERE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.
By order: Braithwaite, CO,
East Africa Command (Kilindini).
Just beneath the sign was a smaller version in Swahili, which I had been cramming since first we got word of J Group’s transfer from Bletchley Park, home of His Majesty’s Inter-Branch Cipher Command. With the fall of Singapore, the beginning of attacks on Ceylon, and India in line to be the next target of a seemingly unstoppable Japanese onslaught, one hundred fifty naval vessels of the Eastern Fleet had left the East to find shelter in and around Mombasa under the command of Vice Admiral Sir Hoddings Lord Braithwaite CBE, one of a raft of aristocrats who had become, by dint of birth and the exigencies of war, senior officers in His Majesty’s service.
Lord Braithwaite may have been a bit of a stickler for what we in the Royal Canadian Air Force, from which I was on loan, called EBBU — Every Button Buttoned Up! — but when he had steamed into Kilindini Harbour aboard his flagship, HMS Warspite, and felt for himself the tremendous wet heat of Mombasa, he did have the good sense to revise previous orders and permit tropical kit: sleeves rolled to a regulation one inch above the elbow, knee-length trousers, calf-height cotton stockings, and one pair of dark glasses — or clip-ons for those who already wore spectacles.
The joke in Kilindini was that any spies in the vicinity would hardly have broken a sweat to identify the boffins from Bletchley Park: we were the ones wearing the clip-ons. Aside from a Dutchman named van Oost, who was so athletic he climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro two weeks after we set up in Kenya — I quit a thousand feet from the summit: as in code-breaking, the last steps in mountain climbing are the most difficult — we tended to look precisely what we were. With the exception of our group CO, who was a career officer, our ranking major, who had been something or other in CID, and Bailey, a sergeant like myself who had been in one of those spectral prewar cipher agencies, most of us were a mixed bag of prematurely balding, ill-at-ease types, quite a few with rather bad skin. It was as if the entire teaching staff of an English public school had been redeployed to East Africa. As the single Canadian, I was arguably odd man out, except that — along with Jenny Singleton and Amanda Hobbes, our company clerks — I could hardly claim the privilege.
The sudden appearance of women caused two problems, one immediate: as we clambered down the gangway of AMC Alaunia, wolf-whistles, accompanied by certain clearly understood gestures, could be heard from the deck of HMS Royal Sovereign docked alongside. Neither Singleton nor Hobbes seemed to know how to react; both were on the plain side, and this may have been the first time they were exposed to the undifferentiated lust of massed males. Perhaps less homely, I had been through it before.
The second problem was housing, which eventually solved the first.
It appeared no one had given the slightest thought to where to billet a collection of mathematicians. Tents were out of the question: although our brains were fit, many of us were past service age or otherwise frail. Our commanding officer, Paymaster Col. Moseley, who knew his way around a regiment, immediately paid a visit to HQ, where it was determined we should put up at a small hotel, the Lotus, and the next week move both our working and sleeping quarters to Allidina Visram School, an Indian boys’ academy about a mile up the coast.
There remained the problem of security, both because of the presence of women — aside from a contingent of nurses, East Africa Command was almost entirely male — and because of our work. Though Bletchley Park, where we had undergone training, was sealed tighter than Downing Street, our quarters in Mombasa were wide open. In the end a detachment of the King’s African Rifles was dispatched, the result of which was not so much to keep others out as to lock us in. Our days in the duty room were dedicated to monitoring Japanese wireless transmissions in the Indian Ocean, our nights spent mostly in a curry-scented prison where all the beds were three-quarter size and all the bathrooms held rather low-hung urinals, both something of a hazard for the taller men.
This was the least of it. Our duty room was full of flying creatures, from gnats and mosquitoes to a dependency of bats that lived in the rafters and preyed on a madrassa of praying mantises, each as long as a hand. For variety, the occasional snake slithered in to escape the heat, and a troupe of aggressive spider monkeys infested the grounds outside. Boredom was endemic. We quickly burned through most of the reading matter in the school library — there is only so much one can do with The Hardy Boys’ Missing Chums and Hopalong Cassidy’s Rustler Round-Up. With most of our working hours spent listening through earphones to wireless broadcasts, few of us had much patience for tuning in to the rare bit of music that reached us, weather permitting, from Nairobi. The work was demanding, often exciting when we made a breakthrough, but our leisure hours were no fun at all.
That is why when I received word to report to Vice Admiral Lord Braithwaite’s residence the next day for high tea, I was as much delighted as I was terrified: both my uniforms were a sight. Singleton generously lent me her new skirt, and Hobbes did what she could with my hair, which had not been cut for a month and hung about my ears like a shapeless dirty-blonde mop. It simply was not made to stand up to the tropical heat, so heavy with humidity we often found it necessary to change our undies twice a day.
What was this high-tea business about? Neither my immediate superior, Lt. Fahnstock, nor our commanding officer, Col. Moseley, had a clue — or so they pretended.
II