“Get on with it, get on with it!” rasped Doghamrei.
The great blockheaded idiot didn’t seem to realize that in this three-cornered contest the Wizard of Loh was already in my corner.
Que-si-Rening sat on the straw-stuffed pallet that served as a bed. There were not above a dozen nits in it, for I had gone hunting with thumbnails sharp and at the ready.
“Tell me, Bagor, whom men dub a wild leem, do you lust after the body of Queen Thyllis of Hamal?”
“Eh?” I gaped at him.
“Don’t shilly-shally, you rast! Give an answer, or you will be flogged jikaider!”
“If you need a Wizard of Loh to worm out the answers to questions that have no sense, cramph,” I said to King Doghamrei, “you should know jikaidering will avail you nothing.” I added, for good measure,
“Kleesh!”
He roared and tried to strike me, but I ducked, my chains jangling, and he hit the wall and bellowed like a stuck chunkrah.
“May Havil the Green pour onto you from a great height, cramph,” I said with great equanimity. The wizard brushed his long moustaches. He’d enjoyed it, too.
But this was a serious matter. I saw what was in this puffed-up king’s mind. Truth to tell, in all honesty, it must have seemed, to many people around the court in this great island palace of Hammabi el Lamma, that the Queen was besotted by more than mere cruelty. Her treatment of me would be measured in many a scheming brain as an exhibition of frustrated lust. Well, so be it. I had to turn this to my own account, as any wily clansman would.
The king sucked his knuckles and swore. Que-si-Rening bent forward. His dark hypnotic eyes bored into mine, and I forced myself to contain all that was Dray Prescot, to hold on to my own ib, as the Kregan saying has it.
“You will save much pain, Bagor, if you speak.”
“I’ll speak,” I said. “By Krun! This nurdling oaf Doghamrei may have that ice-cold bitch to bed at night, and he’ll freeze to death.”
Doghamrei started bellowing for the guards and but for the wizard’s few quick and pointed words we might have had a fair old dust up then. I had been eating, if not luxuriously, enough, and I had not lost my strength. I was a little stiff and sore, to be sure, but I am used to discomfort.
“Tell this onker he can keep his queen. And to the Ice Floes-”
“Enough, Bagor!”
Well, enough is enough. But, being Dray Prescot, I was ready to take this as far as it would go. A streak of agony hit me as I thought of my Delia, my Delia of Delphond, my Delia of the Blue Mountains. Then the king, still sucking his knuckles, was yelling violently at the guards, and going out, and ordering the Wizard of Loh to get his stupid backside out after him.
If he was satisfied with my answers — all well and good. I thought I had made it clear. As it turned out, the fool didn’t believe me — for which, later on, I mentally gave thanks to Zair in his omnipotent wisdom. As though her spies had given her cognizance of what had transpired in my cell, the very next interview with the Queen differed radically from all those that had gone before. I was dressed up in those ridiculous and demeaning clothes. I was led in my chains along new corridors, the guards very tense and nervous (the acupuncture needles must have been busy pricking their aches and pains away), and so to a private chamber deep within the palace of Hammabi el Lamma.
Queen Thyllis was dressed most sumptuously to receive me. Smothered as ever in jewels, she shimmered in the soft samphron lamps’ glow. Yet she wore a tight black bodice, and a wisp of black skirt. Her long white legs hinted at rosy curves under transparent tissues. Her midriff was bare, her navel blazing with a gigantic emerald. She’d blundered there, had she known it; a scarron would have pleased me more. And, for the first time, her hair swung free, massively looped in pearls, yet glittering and glinting a cornfield yellow. That hair was bleached and dyed, I wagered, cynical in such matters.
“You will drink wine with me, Bagor my Jikai?”
“If it is Jholaix.”
“Ah!” She stared at me hard, the lamplight shining on her moist lips. Their thinness had all gone. She gestured and one of her chained slave girls poured.
As though to impose her will completely upon mine, she leaned back, one naked arm behind her head, the other lifting a golden cup of wine. She said: “Shall I have you tortured as you deserve, Bagor?”
I did not shrug. That is a gesture foreign to me. But I sipped the wine, grimaced, and put the goblet down.
That aroused her.
“It is best Jholaix, rast!”
“Third-grade Jholaix, Queen. You have been swindled if you believe you drink of the best.”
Her pale face flushed. Her slanting green eyes fairly snapped. Suddenly I was ashamed of what I’d done. The wine was good — very good. Not the best, of course, for that seldom leaves Jholaix in Pandahem. But fine. It was better than third class. Now I realized that my spiting of her might have put some poor devil of a wine merchant’s life in danger.
Then she said, spitting the words out: “I know wine, nulsh! This is the finest. You cannot mock me!”
Again I did not shrug. “One does not need to mock you, Queen.”
I think, then, that she realized something about me she had not hitherto allowed herself to see. She panted a little, the mass of jewels upon the black bodice in turmoil. Then she clapped a golden hammer against a golden gong — always a handy item of ornamental furniture to bring the slaves scurrying — and when the guards came she said: “Take him down.” She added a few terse instructions about the items of torture I was to undergo.
The guards by now thought they understood my mettle. I was trussed up like a side of vosk ready for the spit of a pagan feast. Down the stairs we went, and I saw over the stolid faces of the guards carrying me the alive, vibrant, coldly evil face of Queen Thyllis, gloating.
The moment we were outside that chamber the guards relaxed. Poor devils, they went in mortal terror of the Queen. They were a vile bunch, I knew, but their evil paled to nothing beside hers. As I say, the guards thought they understood my mettle. They had trussed me like a roast vosk, but they had not used lesten-hide. They relaxed when we passed from the presence of the Queen, and I was able to bunch up my body, exert a bursting muscular surge of power, snap the bonds, and then set about the guards with my chains. I had fixed those damned chains myself, after being caught once, and so I had a little movement.
We had a fine old skipping, lunging, prancing set-to on the stairs. I wedged my back against the wall in an angle and kicked and bludgeoned them down the treads. They went clanging and clattering down in fine style. I belted the last one across the face with a lethal bight of chain even as he thought about using his thraxter with intent. They tumbled away. I leaped down, kicked the nearest, hurdled them and scooped up a thraxter on the way.
As for getting out of the vile palace of Hammabi el Lamma, that was an entirely different kettle of fish. I prowled along, most angry, not caring for the moment to trust myself to grab a guard and prod the information from him. Soon as look at the cramphs I’d do for them, such was my black mood. So, once again, sheer black anger undid me. .
In that maze of galleries and corridors I stalked along. I saw no one. This struck me as strange. Then I found myself in the corridor wherein was situated my own cell. I walked past the door, looking in as I did so, and saw my late meal laid out, the second supper of Kregen. The cup of water was what I needed, so I stepped in, took up the cup, and drank it all down at a gulp. It was foul and bitter, but it wet my throat.
“Mother Zinzu the Blessed!” I said. “I needed that!” Which statement was a pure blasphemy, seeing that Mother Zinzu the Blessed is the patron saint of the drinking classes of Sanurkazz. So, standing in the center of my cell, the door open and unbarred, I girded myself afresh to bash a way out. The dizziness crept treacherously, at first, a faint white tremor along my limbs, a distant gong-note, infinitely repeated, in my skull. I felt — oh, I felt nothing. I knew I was swaying, for the walls were rocking. I fell. I fell full length even as I knew I had toppled backward toward the door. So, as I fell toward the east my thraxter flew from my nerveless fingers and flashed under the straw pallet. It was the most curious experience. My head and shoulders hit the bed, I rolled over, feeling nothing, slumped down, half sitting, my head hanging. I could see and hear perfectly, yet I could not move!