Story Notes
Writing the stories is, if not necessarily easy, at least relatively simple and straightforward. The tricky part is putting them in sequence.
Well, not always. My most recent collection prior to this volume was The Night and the Music, comprising all the Matthew Scudder short fiction, eleven pieces in all, and it seemed obvious that they ought to appear chronologically.
But here we’re dealing with a great variety of material, including not only traditional fiction but also a one-act play and a newspaper op-ed piece. For a while I struggled to find a way to make one work lead into the next, and then I remembered the sterling example of a favorite author, John O’Hara, in one of his later collections of short stories. (Waiting for Winter, I think it was, but maybe not.) I bought the book as soon as it came out, opened it to the table of contents, and was struck by the fact that O’Hara had let alphabetical order determine the sequence of the stories.
At the time I couldn’t decide whether I was looking at a brilliant solution or an abdication of responsibility. I’ve since decided that the two are not mutually exclusive, and that what was good enough for the Bard of Gibbsville is good enough for me. And I have to say the sequence serves the stories well.
“A Burglar’s-Eye View of Greed” appeared in the newspaper Newsday in July 2002. I believe there was some news event that prompted an editor to commission the piece, which takes the form of my interviewing Bernie Rhodenbarr, my favorite burglar. Five years later, Mark Lavendier used the text in a limited-edition broadside.
“A Chance to Get Even” was written after Otto Penzler requested a story for a poker anthology. He liked it but asked for some changes which I didn’t want to make, and for some reason we were both uncharacteristically stubborn. I took the story back, and it was published in Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine in 2007.
“A Vision in White” is another Otto-inspired story, and another which he didn’t publish. I’d written a story (“Terrible Tommy Terhune”) for his anthology, Murder is My Racquet, but included it in my omnibus collection, Enough Rope. Otto pointed out that stories for his anthology had to be previously unpublished, and so I wrote “A Vision in White”; I sent it to Otto, and he thanked me for it, but then the whole thing slipped his mind and he wound up using “Terrible Tommy Terhune” in the book after all. When I realize this, I dusted off “A Vision in White” and sent it to Janet Hutchings, who published it in EQMM in 2008.
“Catch and Release” was also written for an anthology, in this case the cross-genre Stories, edited by Neil Gaiman and Al Sarrantonio, published in 2010. A number of reviewers singled out the story, several praising it, and one objecting to it because she found it too troubling. Unless there’s another that I’m forgetting, it’s one of two stories I’ve written about fishing, and it’s interesting (well, to me, anyway) that they’ve both wound up as the title stories of collections. (The other is “Sometimes They Bite.”)
“Clean Slate” first appeared in Warriors, the cross-genre anthology edited by Gardner Dozois and George R. R. Martin and published in 2010. And thereby hangs a tale.
Earlier, I’d written three stories about a then-unnamed young woman for whom the pursuit of happiness consists of picking up men, going home with them, enjoying sex with them, and then killing them. When Gardner and George requested a story about a warrior, I thought of my girl, and by the time I’d written the story I knew far more about her than I’d previously known, and realized that I was, not for the first time, writing a novel on the installment plan. The book, of course, is Getting Off, published in 2011 by Hard Case Crime, “by Lawrence Block writing as Jill Emerson.” “Clean Slate” is a pivotal chapter, and got further recognition as a short story in its own right when Harlan Coben selected it for Best American Mystery Stories of 2011.
“Dolly’s Trash and Treasures,” inspired by the reality shows about hoarders, was an interesting tour de force, in that it was commissioned for a 2010 UK audiobook anthology edited by my friend Maxim Jakubowski; thus it was written specifically to be read aloud. (I’d done something like this once before; “In For a Penny” was commissioned by the BBC to be read over the radio.) EQMM subsequently published it in 2011.
In 1997, EQMM published my short story, “How Far It Could Go.” A while later a theatrical producer in Los Angeles inquired about adapting it for the stage, and I looked at it and realized it was already a stage play in prose form. I offered to adapt it myself, and did so, and nothing happened. (That’s mostly what happens in the theater.) It’s since been performed by an amateur company in Australia, and may be included in an evening of off-off-Broadway one-act plays, but I’m not holding my breath. I rather like “How Far” as a play, and it certainly lends itself to low-budget production — two principal characters, one simple set. I’ve made it eVailable for $2.99, more in the hope that someone will want to stage it than in the hope my share of the $2.99 will make me rich, and I’m pleased to include it here for whatever enjoyment it might bring you.
“Mick Ballou Looks at the Blank Screen” was written as the text for a 2007 Mark Lavendier broadside; in 2011 I included it in The Night and the Music. And you’ll note that, as a happy alphabetical accident, it’s followed immediately by “One Last Night at Grogan’s,” which was written for The Night and the Music and has appeared nowhere else.
And now for something completely different. “Part of the Job” is a lost story, written in 1963-4, published (though I never knew about it) in 1967, and discovered over four decades later by the indispensable Lynn Munroe. The story that goes with it is better than the story itself, and you’ll find both included here.
“Scenarios” was written for The Dark End of the Street, a 2010 anthology edited by S. J. Rozan and Jonathan Santlofer and featuring a mix of writers of crime and literary fiction. I suppose my story has postmodern elements to it; I had in mind all the people (you know who you are) who commit no end of crimes in the privacy of their own minds.
L. A. Noire was a commissioned anthology designed to publicize a videogame of the same name. I was dubious when John Schoenfelder proposed that I write a story for it, and then surprised myself by coming up with an idea that engaged me within two hours of our phone conversation. “See the Woman” is the resultant story.
“Speaking of Greed” and “Speaking of Lust” were both written to be the title novellas of a pair of Cumberland Press anthologies, which I edited in partnership with the late and much lamented Marty Greenberg; the rest of the contents consisted of reprinted stories by other writers. Both books were published in 2001. Plans called for a series of seven books in all, with an original novella for each, but we stopped at two. I had a wonderful time writing the pair, greatly enjoying the old-fashioned frame device, but when it came time to try a third one (“Speaking of Wrath”, it would have been) I discovered the tank was bone-dry.
“Welcome to the Real World” is another story commissioned by Otto Penzler, this one for a golf anthology called Murder in the Rough. Once again, it was the second story I wrote for the book; I’d included the first (“Hit the Ball, Drag Fred”) in Enough Rope, and wrote this as a replacement. And this time around Otto remembered to replace “Fred,” and “Welcome” wound up in the book, published in 2006.