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Without coming.

And felt like whoa, not too happy with himself. Spanking to girl-rape wasn’t exactly a big self-esteem elongator. You better than that nigger, you know you are. The wetness in his underwear at the tip of his cock made him feel pervy, like when he got beat in a group home for nocturnaling on the sheets.

He jacked and came & rolled some purp. About a ½hour later, he jacked again. Then he watched incest porn and jacked.

EXPLICIT [Michael]

Deep Throat

When

the letter arrived by pouch he was in Bermuda watching Glee with his son.

A copy came to three separate places: his agency, his publicist, and Sloan-Kettering, where he’d done his radiation and chemo. Written on flower-patterned stationery in the looping penmanship of a child, you could make out the inchoate cursive it would ripen into a few years down the line.

Mr. Michael Douglas,

My name is Telma Belle Peony Ballendyne. (Belle is my grandma’s name & Peony is my mom’s favorite flower and mine too! though Peony isn’t really on my birth certificate,

but Belle is!!

) I am 13 years old and a

Kansurvivor

(YES I KAN!) I became a

HERO

(not

victim

) of this terrible disease at the age of

9 years old

and have been

Kancer-free for 4 years now

, making me the

youngest Kansurvivor in America and maybe the world

! The doctors decided that it was medically necessary to perform a double mastectomy, for which I am also Guinness World Record Book-bound. My father succumbed to

K

(of his colon) when I was just 3-years-old. There is a LOT more of my story which I will not BORE you with (at this time!

) but that you can casually access on my webpage

www.TelmaTheKancerSlayer.com

, also there is a lot of interesting/fun/educational information on YoungestKansurvivor@TelmasKancerKidsArmy. My twitter is @telmasurvivor and I currently have 48,000 FaceBook friends to date. I also currently blog for HuffPost, and many others, and was a contributer (the youngest) to a book for children called “I Don’t Think We’re in Kancer Anymore.” If you google “Telma Ballendyne HERO Youngest Cancer” (my “K” hasn’t caught on with everyone yet but just you wait, it will!), you’ll find me on YouTube as keynote speaker at the CNBC Heroes Ball and numerous other events in Los Angeles, Sacramento, Boston and New York. My FaceBook page (13,469 friends!!!!! And counting!!!!) has totally rad pics of me and my mom and FLOTUS (Michelle) at the White House, and me with Sasha. Malia is not in the pictures because she was with her grandma who wasn’t feeling well that day

… & by the way, if you’re wondering why I spell this terrible disease with a “K” it is NOT to be

kute

but rather because I think we HEROES can take some of its power away. By not even respecting it enough to spell it rightly (

korrectly

?), we thumb our noses in its face

!! and also, it’s not as scary with a

“K,” the Kancer Kidz use Ks for “kandy kane”

and that is why I encourage

all Kancer Kidz

in

Telma’s Heroes

to

ALWAYS

spell it this way.

Currently, I live alone together with my mom in the Cheviot Hills neighborhood of Los Angeles, which I am sure you have past through so many times (motoring on Motor Boulevard!) on your way to 20th-Century Fox Studios, the studio you chose to release some of your

so many

block-busters such as

Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps

(my favorite),

Romancing the Stone

(my mom’s favorite) and so many others too numerable to mention!

Michael, I am SO GLAD AND HAPPY WE ARE KANSURVIVORS TOGETHER!!!!

(I am sorry I didn’t write you when this first happened to you. Please forgive me, please

)

There are TWO reasons I would like to now meet you and have lunch or dinner with you or if you don’t have time I could come over for some tea. The more you get to know me you’ll see how PUSHY I can be!!! But pushy people gets things done, don’t they. I’m going to start a Telma’s Pushy People HEROES Army!

Here are the TWO reasons of which I have spoken:

1) I believe it to be pearative that

ALL KANSURVIVOR-HEROES should meet each other

because we need to set the example of COURAGE in the face of Iniquity to those who have gone

before

us and those who will be

ahead

We are FAMILY and there is as my Mom says STRENGTH IN NUMBERS!

2) My dream is to be a star on the amazing

GLEE

show (also made by your friends the 20-th Century Fox people. Is

Fox

different from

20th Century Fox

?!! Someone tell me please, I have always wanted to know!!!) Perhaps you might be able to aid me in this endeavor. GLEE I know is in decline but also know it can as my mom said recapture the national conversation. It is such a wonderful example to all kids, whatever be their diversity, & I know it would be such a cool place to spread the Word. . of HOPE!!!!!!

I thank you Michael Douglas for your time and have enclosed a paper with all of my contacts & information, and weblinks too. By the way confidentially speaking, my MOM has assured me that you are HER hero for so many reasons (I think she has a crush!!!

) but I would like to state that I am writing this MYSELF with NO OUTSIDE INSENTIVE and when I told her I was my Mom rolled her eyes and said, “Sweetheart, if Mr. Douglas contacts you I promise I will drop everything and take you to him for high tea, be it in Los Angeles or be it in New York or be it the Bermuda Islands.”

ALL OF MY LOVE to you and your beautiful wife Catherine and your BEAUTIFUL children Dylan and Carys as well (I promise not to ever spell it Katherine Karys!!!)

Love,

ME aka Telma aka Hervivor (my “coined” word for girl survivors!) aka the Kancer Slayer aka Just Plain GRRRRRRRRL

Gutsy little gal.

Helluva story there. .

He had his own special needs kid. The letter really touched him.

Since going public with his illness, Michael had received thousands of beautiful emails & what have you, and made a personal vow to answer them all. The postcards and letters were easy enough (tho there was a mountain of them), but he had to put together a small webteam to triage everything else. Occasionally, a note like Telma’s slipped under the transom and touched him — one person’s karma touching another’s, an interaction somehow meant to be. Nothing New Agey about it, either; after what he’d been through, the actor found himself letting go of a lot of formerly glib, judgey generalizations. Now his days were infused by an alchemy of subtle grace he’d never known. The good days, anyway.

Girl had some serious heart. A full mastectomy at nine — holy shit. If we can find a way to bottle your courage, he wrote back, the two of us will never have to work again. He said he’d probably be in LA sometime in the next few months and would absolutely take her up on her offer. I’ll supply the crumpets, and my friends Fortnum & Mason will take care of everything else. “Hervivor”—that made him smile. She’d been through the ringer, that one, but still had hella spark, hella gumption.