“You didn’t tell us this Macbeth was so damned popular,” said Bertie.
“I didn’t quite realize…” said Mr. Daviot miserably.
“I mean, Blair said…”
Bertie eyed him cynically. “Man, man, that Blair’ll be the ruin o’ ye, Peter, if you listen to any more he says.”
The crowd gathered below them.
“I’ll go down and see what they want,” said Mr. Daviot.
Backed by Bertie, he hurried down the stairs.
At first he thought the large tweedy woman addressing the villagers and all the curious of Strathbane, who were gathering in increasing numbers to listen, was using a megaphone.
But then he recognized Mrs. Wellington, the minister’s wife, and realized it was her own booming, unaided voice.
“They have no right at all,” Mrs. Wellington was saying, “to take our constable away from us without consulting our wishes. Are we going to be dictated to by Strathbane? By London? By Brussels?”
“NO! NO! NO!” howled the crowd.
A camera flash went off in Mr. Daviot’s face.
“Do something,” hissed Bertie.
“But the vote…!”
“Damn the vote. Use your initiative, man. Tell them the bugger’s staying.”
Mr. Daviot stepped up to Mrs. Wellington, tapping her on the arm and halting her in mid-flow.
He gave a weak smile. “I am afraid you are mistaken, Mrs. Wellington,” he said. “There is no question of Hamish Macbeth being dismissed.”
Her eyes raked him up and down, then she turned back to her audience. “He says there is no question of Hamish being dismissed,” she shouted.
There were loud cheers. She held up her hands for silence. “But just to make sure,” she cried, “I think we should have that in writing.” Another cheer.
“Please wait here, Mrs. Wellington,” said Mr. Daviot bleakly, “and do try to keep these people quiet.”
He retreated back up the stairs, striding ahead with Bertie scurrying after him. The top policemen were back in the conference room and round the table.
“So,” said the thin man, “we heard that bit about wanting confirmation in writing. I say, give it to them and be nice, very nice, to this Macbeth. He’s got miles of paperwork to get through, hasn’t he? Send him a secretary. What about Helen there?”
Helen shot him a look of horror. “I can’t,” she protested. “My mother’s sick.”
Mr. Daviot gave a sigh and once more took charge. “I think we will give that lot down below their written confirmation and then I will arrange for a woman to go over to Lochdubh to help Macbeth with his paperwork. He is not due back on duty for a few more days.”
It was Helen who had the task of taking the written confirmation downstairs and handing it to Mrs. Wellington.
Mrs. Wellington read it out to the crowd. Cheers and yells. Then three cheers for Mrs. Wellington. Then the band struck up. ‘All the Blue Bonnets Are Over the Border’ and the procession began to head out of Strathbane.
In the quiet coolness of a bar, Blair, unaware of the change in events, was celebrating the end of Hamish Macbeth’s career. He dimly heard the pipes, the band, the cheers.
“Whit’s that?” asked the barman.
“Who knows?” said Blair with a shrug of his fat shoulders. “Some demonstration. Some bunch o’ pillocks. Animal Libbers, Save the Trees, Ban the Bomb.” He raised his glass. “Up the lot of them and Hamish Macbeth as well.”
“Who he?” asked the barman, who only read the sporting pages in the tabloids.
“Some creep who isnae around to plague me any mair,” said Blair. He pushed his empty glass forward. “Whisky…and make it a double.”
♦
A few days later, Priscilla went on a visit to friends in Invernessshire. They were eager to hear about her adventures.
When she had finished, one of her friends, Bunty, said, “This Hamish Macbeth is no end of a hero. Didn’t you nearly marry him? What happened?”
“We just didn’t suit,” said Priscilla vaguely, “but we’re still friends.”
“I’d like to meet him,” said Bunty. “Any chance of you bringing him here?”
“I’ll see,” said Priscilla. “He doesn’t go out of the village much.”
“Well, he went all the way to Glasgow to chase that criminal. He must be very brave.”
“More like a terrier,” said Priscilla with a laugh, “When he gets his teem into something, he doesn’t like to let go.”
“He’ll surely be promoted after this.”
“More likely in danger of losing his job. In any case, he doesn’t want promotion. He avoids it every which way he can. He says he’s quite happy being a village policeman. He’s not ambitious.”
Bunty, plump and black-haired, raised her eyebrows. “I would have thought that a copper who defies all the rules and regulations to get a criminal was very ambitious indeed. Hardly a laid-black approach.”
“I never thought of that,” said Priscilla slowly. “But if they moved him to the city, he would be miserable and he would find there was even more red tape to cut through.”
♦
When she went to bed that night, Priscilla lay awake for a little, remembering all the adventures she had shared with Hamish. He certainly was a very special man. Perhaps…perhaps when she returned to Lochdubh, they could take up their romance where it had left off. Well, not where it had left off, for that had been sad, but maybe get back to the way it had been before. She fell asleep with a smile on her lips.
♦
A week later, WPC Hetty Morrison drove competently over the winding road to Lochdubh. She was the strictest and most efficient woman police officer in Strathbane. She also had excellent shorthand and typing. Her portable computer and printer were beside her on the seat. Hetty had jet-black hair confined at the nape of her neck in a severe bun. She had a fine pair of brown eyes, a sharp nose and a thin mouth. Her figure in her well-pressed uniform was trim and neat. Her shoes shone like black glass.
She had never met Hamish Macbeth but had been fully briefed on the behaviour of this maverick constable and she disapproved of him. She actually enjoyed the rules and regulations of police work and her typed reports were miracles of efficiency. Hetty did not know why this village copper should be so favoured. She felt her talents were being wasted, and that just because she was a woman, she had been temporarily reduced to the rank of secretary.
She was from Perth originally and disapproved of the Highland character, which she considered devious and lazy.
As she drove down into Lochdubh, she did not see the beauty of the waterfront, or the little cottages, of the sea loch glittering in the sun; she only thought it looked a dead-alive sort of place. No wonder it had a reputation for murder, she thought. If I were stuck up here all year long, I’d feel like murdering someone too.
She drove up to the police station and parked behind the Land Rover at the side. She had seen a figure in a deck-chair in the front garden and opened the side gate and went in. Rambling roses in scarlet profusion rumbled round the blue police lamp over the front door, nearly obscuring it. I’d get those things cut down for a start, she thought.
Hamish Macbeth lay back at his ease in a striped canvas deck-chair, his eyes closed. His black-and-red hair glinted in the sunlight.
She coughed loudly and he opened his eyes and smiled up at her. “WPC Morrison, reporting for duty,” she said.
“They told me you were coming,” he said lazily. “It’s a grand day. Wait and I’ll get another chair and make us both a cup of tea.”
“That will not be necessary,” said Hetty crossly, “We have work to do and I would like to get started right away.”
Hamish gave a little sigh and stood up. “All right,” he said reluctantly. “Come on.”