‘We’re here, as you know, to celebrate the arrival of a consignment of new APRs,a one of which,’ and he stepped across to the shrouded figure by the bookcase and with a conjuror’s flourish snatched off the dustsheet, ‘we’re lucky enough to have with us tonight.’
A muted roar of surprise and approval, for the figure was an exact replica of the Chief Inspector. Right down to the drooping eyelids and the jutting lower lip.
Peach laid a fond hand on his double’s shoulder. ‘I thought we’d put him outside the priest’s bedroom window.’
A burst of raucous laughter. Everybody knew that the priest was terrified of Peach.
‘Now, as I said,’ Peach moved on, ‘we have something to celebrate here tonight. And celebrate we will. But first, if you’ll bear with me, there are one or two — ’
George suddenly found himself lying on his back in the flower-bed. An undignified position, and one that he was, for a moment, at a loss to explain. Then he looked up and saw four policemen outlined against a sky of weak and distant stars. The night patrol. Fisher, Twinn (Daniel), Hack and, closer than the rest, the sickly leering face of Wragge.
‘Well, well.’ Wragge drew his pale ridged lips back over his teeth. They looked like anchovies, his lips. His breath, as if by association, stank of fish. ‘Mr Highness.’
George lay motionless, the wind knocked out of his body. His cheek stung where it had torn on a rose-bush as he fell. Wragge removed his foot from George’s wrist and, stepping backwards, jerked his head. George, shakily, stood up.
They led him, arms pinioned, through the front door, past Mrs Peach’s fluttering hands, and into the room where her husband was making his speech. George would never forget the quality of the silence that greeted him. The silence of policemen. Wall to wall. Tight as a rack.
‘Mr Highness, sir,’ Wragge announced. ‘We found him spying.’
Peach lifted his heavy eyelids. ‘Spying, Wragge?’
‘Looking through the window, sir.’
The silence tightened a notch. George hung his head. A tic pulsed in the delicate skin under his left eye.
Something quieter than outrage or contempt had taken possession of Peach’s features. Something quieter, but equally threatening.
‘I think, Mr Highness,’ he said, ‘that you had better come to my study.’
A snigger from Hazard.
‘If you’ll excuse me.’ Peach was addressing his officers now. ‘This won’t take long.’
‘I ought to be getting home,’ George said. His voice cracked in mid-sentence; it had broken by the end.
Soft exhalations from many of the policemen moved like a draught through the warm room.
‘Not just yet,’ Peach said, almost kindly. Pressing a firm hand into the small of George’s back, he guided him towards the door.
George had never set foot in the Chief Inspector’s house before — it was a privilege usually reserved for police officers — but in his utter humiliation he noticed nothing.
Peach closed the study door behind them. ‘The police are very excited,’ he remarked.
George touched his cheek with the sleeve of his coat. ‘Naturally,’ he said. ‘New security measures.’
Peach beamed. Taking the leather armchair on the left of the fireplace, he waved George to the one on the right.
‘Yes, well,’ he said, ‘it’s an important occasion. A milestone of sorts. I thought I’d give a small party. There’s nothing like a party to lift morale — ’
George let him talk. His mind drifted.
When he began to listen again, Peach’s voice seemed to have moved closer, though the distance between them hadn’t changed.
‘— but one of the reasons I asked you in here was to say how sorry I was to hear the news. About your wife, I mean. Alice, wasn’t it?’
George nodded. ‘I suppose I’d been expecting it for years, really.’ He touched his cheek again.
‘You’re bleeding,’ Peach exclaimed. He offered George a clean handkerchief. George accepted it in silence.
Peach leaned back and crossed his legs. An inch of white and slightly dimpled ankle showed above his regulation grey sock.
George dabbed at the cut on his face, and waited.
Peach shifted his weight on to the other buttock. ‘Even so,’ he resumed, ‘it must have come as something of a shock.’
George confirmed this, then added, ‘But perhaps she’ll be happier now.’
‘Like your son?’ Peach’s voice had sharpened. He held it, like a knife, to George’s throat.
‘Yes,’ George stammered, ‘I suppose so.’
‘By happier,’ Peach pressed on, ‘I take it you mean out of the village.’
‘By happier,’ George said, ‘I mean dead.’
‘But we don’t know that, do we?’
‘I beg your pardon?’
Peach slowed down, so George would miss none of his meaning. ‘We don’t know that your son is dead. Or do we?’
George blinked. ‘We must presume so.’
He began to understand why Peach had insisted on the privacy of his study. But why now? After all these years?
‘Or do we?’ Peach repeated.
‘I’m sorry, Chief Inspector. I don’t know what you’re driving at.’
‘Don’t put that act on with me,’ Peach bellowed. Suddenly his teeth seemed very close to the front of his mouth.
Then his voice dropped into its lowest register. ‘I’d like you to come clean with me, Mr Highness. Get the whole thing off your chest. Once and for all. You’ll probably feel much better for it.’
Panic rose in George. The room swam.
‘No,’ he said. ‘I can’t.’
Peach braced his hands on his knees. He stood up. ‘My handkerchief, please.’
‘What?’
‘My handkerchief.’
‘Oh yes.’ George opened his hand. The handkerchief lay crushed into a tight ball on his palm like a confession.
‘Give it to me.’
George did as he was told.
‘Now,’ Peach said, ‘stand up.’
George stood. And though he wanted to look away he couldn’t. The Chief Inspector’s face filled the field of his vision. He saw things he had never seen before: the tiny pinpricks in the wings of Peach’s nose; the diagonal lines stretching from Peach’s temples to the place where his eyebrows almost met; the figures-of-eight in the irises of Peach’s cold grey eyes.
‘You see,’ Peach said, ‘I know.’
The breath powering these words pushed into and across George’s face. He smelt triumph in that breath. He smelt domination. Peach knew.
He knew whether Moses was alive or dead. He knew the truth. And that meant that he, George, would never know. Peach would never tell him. Peach would only taunt him, torment him. Play on his uncertainty. The fragility of his hopes.
He let his eyes close.
Peach had won.
*
George took to his bed, partly to rest his twisted ankle (sustained when Wragge pulled him backwards off the stone mushroom) and partly out of a deep sense of demoralisation.
He didn’t answer the doorbell when it rang. From his bedroom window, he watched the priest creep away down the garden path, his curved back sheathed in the black shell of his cassock. Another of the crushed ones.
Nor did he attend Alice’s funeral. Too upset was the story that went round — initiated by Peach, no doubt. Well, it was as good a story as any other.
During his second week in bed he wrote a poem. The first and last poem that he would ever write. He called it ‘Epitaph’.
I lie in bed
I lie in bed
I lie in bed all day
’Cause maybe then
’Cause maybe then
My life will go away.