A smile of collaboration spread across his face like a fresh white tablecloth. He could almost feel the hands of an experienced waitress smoothing it down at the corners.
Gloria swung down on to his lap. ‘Some of those hotels have dress restrictions so we’d better ring first.’
‘OK,’ and Moses was just reaching for the phone when he realised that he didn’t have one. That, in fact, he had never had one. That he ought to have one. (He would have to speak to Elliot.)
More laughter. Another line each. The first side of Charlie Parker again (for the third time).
During the next twenty minutes they ruled out The Ritz, The Savoy, and Claridge’s. Gloria said you couldn’t eat breakfast in any of those places without wearing jackets and ties and shit like that. They decided to take a chance on Brown’s in Dover Street.
Moses switched off the (by now) invisible light, and picked up his car keys. Night was over.
*
Moses swept past reception in his leather jacket, his slipstream turning several pages of the hotel register. He parted the glass doors of the breakfast room and manoeuvred his large unshaven face into the head-waiter’s line of vision.
‘We’d like a table, please.’
‘For two, sir?’
Moses gave this a moment’s thought. ‘No,’ he said. ‘For four.’
‘Certainly, sir. If you’ll just follow me.’
The head-waiter, a narrow man with silver hair, threaded his way neatly to the centre of the room. Moses and Gloria followed. Somewhat less neatly.
‘Why four?’ Gloria hissed.
‘Because you get a better table that way,’ Moses hissed back.
It was five to eight. Moses surveyed the room with the superiority of somebody who hasn’t slept for thirty-six hours. There were one or two businessmen dressed like seals in sleek grey suits, their hair slicked back, still damp from the shower. An elderly couple, impeccable in cashmere and tweed, exchanged crisp pieces of information. Their limbs creaked and rustled like newspaper being folded as they shifted in their cane chairs. The light in the room, tinged with pink, felt soothing. The air smelt of coffee and oranges. It could have been summer outside. It almost was.
‘Tell you the truth,’ Moses said, after studying the menu for a while, ‘I’m not all that hungry.’
‘Neither am I.’ Gloria lit a cigarette. Smoke trickled professionally out of her nose. ‘What about some champagne then? Lanot’s only £17.'
Moses began to sweat. ‘Fine,’ he said.
Half a dozen waiters were hovering around their table in maroon and black like clumsy humming-birds. Moses signalled one over. He broke his flight pattern and stooped with a fat white pad. Moses ordered champagne, coffee, orange juice — and two fresh grapefruits.
‘Are you OK for money?’ Gloria whispered when he had left.
Moses smiled. ‘No, not really.’
‘What about the £80 you got for sheets?’
‘That’s not for breakfast. That’s for this special weekend that I want you to come on.’
‘You’re not going to tell me anything about it?’
‘No. You’ll just have to trust me.’
Gloria smiled as she crushed out her cigarette. ‘All right. I’ll pay for breakfast, you pay for the weekend. OK?’
Their waiter arrived with the champagne. As Moses watched him wave his wrists in the air, address himself to the bottle, and, teeth clamped to his bottom lip, ease the cork into his immaculate white cloth, Gloria’s words sank in.
‘You mean you’ll come?’
She nodded. ‘I’ll come.’
‘It may not be for a couple of weeks, you know.’
‘Do you think we’ll last that long?’
Moses’s laughter bounced around the room like a number of thrown balls. Knives and forks paused in mid-air. Eyes peered through eyebrows, over papers. Voices went underground, risking only whispers. Then one of the seals coughed, and the breakfast sounds pieced themselves together again into that familiar jigsaw where the sky is always at the top of the picture and children always look happy.
‘Moses,’ Gloria said, ‘nobody laughs at breakfast-time.’
It had the ring of an old Chinese proverb so they raised their glasses and drank to it, discovering, as they did so, that they were laughing again and that the proverb had, buried within it, the power of proving itself wrong — infinitely.
Something occurred to Moses.
‘Did we get any sleep last night?’
‘About an hour.’
‘What I mean is, did we have sex of any kind?’
Gloria touched her napkin to her mouth and surveyed him, the relic of a smile preserved on her face. ‘Do you know what I thought when I first saw you?’
Moses couldn’t guess.
‘It was the size of you, you see. Relative to me, I mean.’
‘What about it?’
‘I thought, If I go to bed with this man, am I going to get crushed?’
Moses looked shocked. ‘You didn’t.’
‘I did. I was really worried.’
Moses glanced down at himself, as if assessing his potential as an instrument of violence.
‘And?’ he said.
Gloria smiled. ‘You were very gentle.’
*
They had parted at Green Park. Moses’s heart pumping fast. The coke lasting. Or emotion, perhaps. Or some amalgamation of the two.
‘I’ve got to get some sleep,’ Gloria said. ‘I’m supposed to be singing tonight.’ She scribbled a few words on the back of a Marlboro packet. ‘That’s in case you want to come.’
‘Of course I want to come,’ he shouted after her as she ran away from their last kiss and down the steps into the tube station.
‘Why?’ she called back over her shoulder. ‘Do you like jazz?’
‘No,’ he shouted. Which made her laugh. And her laughter hung on in the musty tunnel long after she had gone.
‘Jazz,’ he said to himself as he walked to his car. He thought of people with names like Rubberlegs and Dizzy — funny names, made-up names, names like his. He saw trumpet-players’ cheeks blown up like bubble-gum. He saw sweat scattering like hot rain and the fingers of singers twisting round dented silver microphones and false ceilings built of smoke. He tried to fit Gloria into that.
Then it was evening and he was driving over Vauxhall Bridge. A dense fierce rain slammed into the left side of the car. On the north bank of the river the lights ran. Flood warnings on the radio. His life had been derailed by the night with Gloria. The whole thing already seemed unreal, as unreal as the tiger dream. He was thankful they had arranged to meet again so soon otherwise he might have begun to doubt whether any of it had actually happened.
‘Gloria,’ Moses said out loud.
He stamped on the accelerator and flicked into overdrive. In less than fifteen minutes he was there. The rain drenched him as he ran across the pavement. Downstairs he had to wait in a queue. Scarlet light discoloured one side of the doorman’s face the way a birthmark does. From inside came the erratic fluttering heartbeat of a double-bass. He was close to her now.
But the first person he saw in the crowded bar was Eddie.
‘You’re late,’ Eddie told him.
‘What’re you doing here?’
‘I came to see your girlfriend sing.’
‘How did you know she was singing?’
‘She told me. At the party.’
Moses shook off his coat. He pulled up a chair and helped himself to some of Eddie’s wine.
Eddie leaned across the table. ‘Did you have a good night?’
‘None of your business.’
‘Well, anyway, you’re late. She’s been on once already.’
‘What’s wrong with you? Are you speeding or something?’
Eddie chuckled.
‘So where were you?’ Moses asked.
‘What do you mean?’