“I was going to, with or without your permission,” observed Dalziel. “Now your lot, being clever college-educated buggers like yourself, soon sussed out what had really happened, only there was no way to prove it. So someone really clever came up with the solution — let’s accept what the Yanks say about Lemarque’s death being deliberate, but let’s fit somebody else up instead!”
“And how were we going to manage that, Andy?”
“Well, you had a head start, knowing that Kaufmann worked for EuroSec, which cut the ground from under the Yanks when it came to motive. But there was still a question of concrete evidence.”
“Concrete? Ah, I see. Like the good old days of slipping half a brick into a suspect’s pocket?”
“Oh, you’ve come a long way from that, Peter,” said Dalziel. “Anyone can plant a half-brick. Or a New Testament for that matter. But you needed more evidence. You needed an admission, and that requires a long, strong lever.”
“Which I just happened to have about my person?”
“That’s where it would have to be, wouldn’t it?” said Dalziel. “I mean, if the Yanks had got us bugged, they’d not be shy about searching our luggage, would they? Though what they’d have made of a harmless list of names and addresses, I’m not sure.”
Pascoe’s hand went involuntarily to his breast pocket and Dalziel laughed.
“It’s all right, lad. I put it back after I’d taken a shufti while you were in the shower. I knew there had to be something, and it had to be in writing so you could slip it over to O’Meara while you were interrogating him. Then, after giving him time to take this list in, there’d likely be another piece of paper with his instructions on like, You’re going to confess to killing Emile Lemarque, or else!”
“Or else what, Andy?” inquired Pascoe. “You’re losing me.”
“Oh, I think I may have done that already,” said Dalziel coldly. “I can make a stab at guessing what that list meant, but why should I bother when I can get it from the horse’s mouth. So how about it, Paddy? I’ve never known an Irishman keep quiet for so long!”
He poked O’Meara savagely in the ribs and he opened his bright blue eyes and abandoned his pretence of sleep.
“Now there you are, Andy, me old love,” he said brightly. “I should have known a man with a face like an old potato couldn’t be as thick as he looks! No, no, that’s enough of the punching. One thing I learned as a young boxer was not to fight outside me weight. And I got right out of my weight when I was a boy, believe me. Oh, the company I kept, you’d not believe it. Wild men, terrible men, men who drank Brit blood for breakfast and ate Proddy flesh for tea. I was just a messenger, a lookout, a tea-boy, nothing heavy, and I thought I’d put it all behind me when I joined up, and I was glad to be getting away from it all, believe me. But those boys don’t forget so easily, and the top and the bottom of it is they came after me to do my old mates a few favours, like giving details of the guard routine at my training depot and looking the other way when I was on sentry so they could get into the arms store.
“Now I was young, but not so young I didn’t know that once I started that road, I’d be on it forever. So, I told our security officer. He was a real gem. He did a deal with the Brits, passing on all information on condition they did the cleaning-up job on their side of the border and pointed the finger a long way from me. A couple of days later, I don’t know if it was a cock-up or policy, but the Brits laid an ambush and when the shooting stopped, all the wild men were dead, and me, I was both very guilt-ridden and very relieved, for this meant I was completely in the clear. Or so I thought. Only what I didn’t reckon on was that full details of the affair would be carefully recorded in some great computer file where it would lie sleeping for all these years till Prince Charming here came along and woke it with a kiss!”
“He’s good at that,” said Dalziel. “And these names and addresses? They’d be relatives of the men who got killed? And members of your own family?”
“That’s right. And if the first lot ever found out who bubbled their menfolk... they’ve got long memories back in Ireland, and they don’t forgive. So now you know all about me, Mr. Dalziel. And now you know too what nice company you’ve been keeping.”
Dalziel turned to Pascoe and said, “Oh Peter, Peter, what have they done to you?”
“Come on, Andy!” protested Pascoe, looking uncomfortable. “You’ve cut a hell of a lot of comers in your time, you can’t deny it. And we’ve only got O’Meara’s word for it that he turned his old chums in the first time they asked for his help. God knows what mayhem he contributed to before he got cold feet! And what’ll happen to him now? He already has a deal tied up with a publisher, and this will do him no harm at all. An Irish jape that went tragically wrong. Punishment enough from his own conscience, sentence suspended. Advance sales astronomical, serialized in the Spheroid, he buys a castle in Killarney, and he and his family live happily ever after. I’m practically doing him a favour!”
Dalziel had started shaking his huge head halfway through Pascoe’s plaintive self-justification, but he didn’t speak till it had run its course.
“Oh Pete, Pete,” he said now. “Christ, but you’ve started running slow since you’ve not had me to wind you up! You don’t really imagine I’m bothered about this poor Paddy and his tribal troubles, do you?”
“So why the shaken head, the plummeting sigh, the heartfelt reproach?” asked Pascoe, trying unsuccessfully for lightness.
“Because in all my years of cutting corners, as you put it,” said Dalziel heavily, “I did a lot of chancy things, but I never screwed up a mate. I badgered you, and I bullied you, and I buggered you about something rotten. But I never took advantage of you, or made a dickhead out of you, or fobbed you off with a load of lies. Did I?”
“Well,” said Pascoe uncertainly, “there were a couple of...”
“Did I?”
“Okay, no. In principle, in essence, at the end of the day, no, you didn’t.”
“So why’ve you done it to me, lad? Why’ve I spent the last few days with your hand up my arse working my jaw hinges like Charlie McCarthy? Don’t answer that. I’ll tell you. It wasn’t my sodding expertise and independence you wanted. With your clout, you could have had any bright young thing in the game at your service, spouting your script with a will. But why risk an act when for no extra cost you can have a genuine geriatric, who would trip over the truth with his walking frame and leave the Yanks too bothered and bewildered to cry, ‘Foul!’ Was it all your plan, Pete? Every bit of it? Or did some other genius set it off and you just threw me in as a makeweight to make sure you got your share of the glory?”
His voice never rose above a murmur, but its pace increased and its timbre changed, as waters that start soft and slow become harsh with menace when the meadows give way to rock and the stream starts accelerating towards the cataract.
O’Meara said, “Oh dear. If you two girls are going to quarrel, I really am going to sleep.”
And sinking back, he closed his eyes once more.
Pascoe too had slumped back into his couch. He did not speak for a long time, then said simply, “Andy, you’re absolutely right. What I did was unforgivable. I don’t know how...”
His voice failed.
Dalziel said, “It’s a tightrope, lad. The higher you go, the more dangerous it gets. Me, I got as far as I could safely. Beyond that, I didn’t fancy the trip. One small step in the wrong direction and you can end up bent, or you can end up using people. People that matter, I mean. Your mates. Where I was was right for me. Anything more would have been giving a face-lift to a cuddy’s backside. But I always thought: There’s one bugger I know that I’ll trust to go all the way; who’ll be able to look up without getting delusions and down without getting giddy; who’ll not change to fit changes; who’ll not let new honours get more important than old mates...”