“Who was the Hungarian?” Rudi asked.
“He says his name’s Kerenyi. But you say your name’s Tonu, and I say my name’s Marta.” She shrugged her shoulders at this world where nobody could be certain of anyone else’s real name.
“You knew I was coming,” he said.
“We knew he was coming,” she said, meaning the Package. “The Hungarians told us where he would be and when he would be there.”
“And all you had to do was wait for me to turn up.” He rubbed his face. “What are you going to do with me?”
She was hunched so far over the steering wheel that her face was centimetres from the windscreen. “Wait and see.” The car hit a patch of ice and fishtailed for a moment. Rudi listened to Marta swearing as she fought the wheel. The prospect of sliding into the path of an oncoming truck seemed quite attractive, right then.
Finally, she got the car back under control and looked over at him, and her face was pale and a little sweaty in the light of the streetlamps.
“We’re not even particularly angry with you,” she said.
“No?”
“This sort of thing happens once or twice a year. Somebody’s intelligence service decides to mess around with somebody else’s intelligence service, and they decide to do it in the Zone.” She slowed the car for a set of traffic lights, the first they’d seen since leaving the hotel. “Tourism is our only industry, and in order to exploit it properly we have to be neutral.”
“It’s hard to be neutral.”
“No intelligence operations on our soil. If we find them, we blow them. Spoil everybody’s stupid little game. Eventually everyone will get the point.” She was almost shouting by this time. “I mean, why don’t you all just go and play in Baku or somewhere like that and leave us alone?”
“I just go where I’m sent.”
“The Nuremberg Defence,” she muttered. The lights changed. She put the car into gear and they moved off.
AFTER HALF AN hour or so they arrived at the border between the Zone and the Czech Republic. Marta slowed the car long enough to wave a laminated pass at the Zone guards, but she had to stop on the Czech side of the crossing for customs and passport checks.
Rudi hadn’t realised quite how warm it was in the car until he got out to allow the Czech customs man to look inside. He and Marta stood side by side watching the plump little Czech and his springer spaniel sniffer dog clamber around on the back seat. Rudi couldn’t be sure which of them was having the most fun.
“It’s not personal,” said Marta, and each word was a distinct little balloon of fog in the cold air. “I was only doing my job.”
“The Nuremberg Defence,” said Rudi.
She swore softly and turned up the collar of her jacket. “How long is this going to take?” she called in Czech, but there was no reply from inside the car and she crossed her arms and jammed her hands up into her armpits for warmth. Rudi wondered why she wasn’t wearing gloves. “I’ll take your passport,” she said to him.
“I was told to return it.”
“I don’t care what you were told. It’s the property of my government.”
He shook his head.
She glared at him. “I could take you back to the Zone and arrest you.”
“But you have no powers of arrest in the Czech Republic,” he pointed out. He nodded at the little customs man. “I could claim asylum.”
“He’d probably have a heart attack if you did.”
“Worth a try, though.”
She shook her head. “We have an extradition treaty with the Czechs. We’d have you out of here in two hours.”
He looked down at her. “Two hours?”
“Maximum.”
He thought about it and shook his head again. “I was told to bring it back.”
“Your people will never be able to use the Tonu Laara legend again.”
“Oh, I imagine there’ll be somewhere it will be useful.” He smiled at her. “Baku, maybe.”
The customs officer said, “You can go.”
Marta looked at him and drew herself up to her full height. “If that dog’s pissed in my car, I’ll make you wish you’d never been born,” she said. “You and the dog.”
THEY DROVE FOR another hour or so, to the crossing at Český Tĕšín. Marta pulled the car out of the line of traffic queuing for the border and drove around behind a row of brick buildings. Rudi looked out and shook his head. Hectares of concrete and asphalt flooded with white light, dotted with brick buildings and checkpoints, and surrounded by high fences. Home again.
“I’ll walk with you,” Marta said, opening her door.
Outside, the wind blew down from the mountains and across all that slushy asphalt and concrete and cut right through his parka. He shouldered his rucksack and followed Marta through the shadowless illumination between ranks of coaches whose passengers looked down at them incuriously as they passed. Across the concrete, a trucker was standing beside his twenty-wheeler and having a spirited argument with a Czech Customs officer.
“If you don’t mind my saying so,” he told her, “you have a very unusual way of doing things.”
“We’re the Zone,” she said brightly. “What did you expect?”
There was a tunnel of razor-wire and high fencing that angled away from the lorry-park and led down to the border. There was a checkpoint about halfway along.
“Don’t you hate this light?” Rudi asked, looking up at the lamp standards that stood every ten metres or so along the path. “It’s the same all over Europe. Probably all over the world.” He shook his head.
“The frontier actually runs through the middle of the town,” Marta said. “On this side, it’s Český Tĕšín. Just down there, on the other side of the wire, it’s Cieszyn. Polski Cieszyn, they call it. Don’t look at me like that.”
“Like what?”
“As if you were going to give me that Coureur speech about Schengen and free movement across borders. You people always do that. I hate idealists.”
“As ideals go, it isn’t a bad one.”
“You’re young,” she told him. “You’ll change.”
He smiled at her. “You’re young too.”
She punched him in the shoulder hard enough to hurt. “Passport.”
“No.”
She held out her hand.
“How am I going to get into Poland without it?”
“You can use the passport that says your name is Jan Paweł Kaminski.” They stood looking into each other’s eyes for a few moments. “It was stupid to hide it in your room. Poor tradecraft.”
It occurred to him that he was lucky to have escaped from this Situation with his life. “I think tradecraft is the least of my problems right now.”
“How many of these things have you done?” she asked.
If you included the business with Max’s cousin, and whatever the hell it was that Fabio had been trying to pull off in Poznań, this had been Rudi’s fourth live Situation. “A few,” he said in what he hoped was a wise tone of voice.
“I think you ought to stop doing it,” she told him. “You’re not very good.”
At this precise moment, there seemed no way to argue with that. He shrugged and headed for the checkpoint.
Rudi’s Polish passport was a plastic card embossed with his photograph. The Czech border guard slipped the card into a slot and the machine read the embedded chip. Rudi put his thumb on the reader, the guard looked at his screen, then looked at Marta.
“It’s the dishwasher,” Rudi said. “The water’s too hot. It blistered my fingerprints off.”