“Maybe I will,” I say.
Mom turns the corner onto Boylston Street.
“I saw you talking to your father,” Mom says.
I think she might get angry, but she doesn’t. She just says, “It was nice of him to come to your game.”
“I think so, too,” I say.
“And bring his friend—” Mom doesn’t even finish the sentence before she starts to cry. She takes the corner too fast as she digs in her purse for a tissue. Mom’s driving is never great, but when she’s driving and crying, I get concerned for our lives.
“I’m so sorry,” she says. “It’s all a little too much sometimes.”
“It’s going to be okay, Mom,” Jessica says.
Mom sniffles. “It’s my job to say that.”
Mom shoots through a stop sign. Jessica and I trade worried looks.
“Maybe we should go to Papa Gino’s,” I say, because it’s right down the street, and if I’m going to die, I’d like to do it in the vicinity of pizza.
“I think that’s a good idea,” Mom says.
We pull into the parking lot, and a few minutes later we’re sitting with a large sausage and pepperoni in front of us. We also get a big salad on the side, but it’s mostly for show. We put some on our plates, then we concentrate on the pizza. Even Jessica has a slice.
“The sausage is delicious,” Mom says.
“Definitely,” I say.
Mom put us on the Kosher Diet last year, but it didn’t last long. We both realized we liked pork too much to commit.
After a while, Mom starts to tell us a story about her own high-school days. She tells us how she got a crush on a boy and how he didn’t like her back. She talks about another boy who liked her too much, and she didn’t like him back.
“How did you meet Dad?” Jessica says.
I try to kick her under the table to shut her up, but I don’t get to her in time. I’m waiting for Mom to freak out, but she just gets quiet for a minute, and then she starts to talk.
She tells us about the first time she saw Dad playing baseball in college, how good he looked on the field, and how she had to work really hard to get his attention. “All the girls wanted a piece of him,” Mom says, “but they couldn’t cook like I could. One night I made him a lasagna and brought it to his house after the game with fresh pecorino cheese and a grater. I think the pecorino sealed the deal.”
“You can get a lot of mileage with a good cheese,” I say.
We sit in Papa Gino’s—just the three of us—eating pizza, telling stories, and laughing a little, almost like the old days. I eat four pieces of pizza. I’m about to reach for five when Mom gives me the eye, and I have to stop.
I know we have problems, but tonight they don’t bother me so much. I don’t know why it is, but everything feels better when I’m eating. I guess I’m just built that way.
71. expansion.
Eytan and I are walking to AP History together. I’m looking around the school, thinking about all the different things I’ve done since the beginning of the year.
“What’s on your mind?” Eytan says.
“The whole world,” I say.
“That’s a lot.”
“No kidding. My head’s killing me.”
“Maybe you could think about half the world at a time. Like Monday, Wednesday, Friday you do Western Hemisphere, and Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday you do Eastern.”
“What about Sunday?”
“Sunday is for sex. Twenty-four hours of the most depraved and perverse sexual fantasies.”
I laugh and punch Eytan in the arm.
“Careful. You’ve got serious guns now,” he says.
I make a muscle and Eytan squeezes it.
“Geez,” he says. “You should start wearing T-shirts. Show those babies off a little bit.”
“I don’t like T-shirts.”
“Forget what you like. Do it for me. We could use a few more ladies in our social circle. That’s not to say you’re not excellent company. But for the purpose of expanding our horizons—”
“It’s important to expand,” I say.
“I cannot disagree with you,” Eytan says.
“But you’ll have to do it without my T-shirts.”
A couple of cute girls pass us, and they look our way. One of them, a redhead, even smiles.
“Have a beautiful day, ladies,” Eytan calls after them.
They giggle as they go down the hall.
Eytan looks at me, one eyebrow raised. “Expansion,” he says.
“In your pants, maybe.”
He smiles, then his face suddenly gets serious. “Quick question,” he says.
“Hit me.”
“With all this football stuff—the parties, the practices, the new friends, the cheerleaders, all of it—”
“What’s the question?” I say.
“Did you get any?”
“No.”
“Son of a bitch.”
72. football players only.
I’m waiting outside the locker room after school. It feels strange to be in the hall without going in. A bunch of the guys pass by in a group.
“What’s up, badass?” Rodriguez says. We bump fists.
“Not much,” I say.
“You miss us, don’t you?”
“Not at all,” I say.
“Bullshit,” Cheesy says. “It’s tough to shower alone. Admit it.”
“It’s true,” I say. Then I pause. “So it doesn’t count if my mom is in there with me?”
“Holy crap,” Rodriguez says. “You did not just say that.”
The guys bust out laughing. Cheesy starts to choke, and they have to slap him on the back. We’re all there—Rodriguez, Cheesy, Bison, even the Neck. It’s like we’re on the line again, just for a second.
“You maybe change your mind about us?” Bison says.
“No,” I say.
“Why not? Is there something wrong with us? I mean, other than Cheesy’s BO,” Bison says.
“It’s not you guys. It’s just—I have other things I want to do.”
“That’s friggin’ lame,” Bison says.
“Easy,” Rodriguez says.
“No, I’m serious. We schooled the boy, and he turns around and screws us.”
Bison flings open the locker-room door. He stops and looks back at me. “So I’ll tell you what, dude. You can suck my hole now.”
He disappears, slamming the door behind him.
The guys shift uncomfortably. Who quits football, right? Maybe it’s a little scary to them. When someone leaves, it feels like they’re rejecting you, even if that’s not what’s going on.
“Don’t mind him,” Rodriguez says.
“No,” I say. “He’s right. You guys did a lot for me.”
“That’s the game,” Cheesy says. “That’s how it works.”
“Coach and I had a heart-to-heart,” I say. “He told me I’m making the biggest mistake of my life.”
“Coach is messed up over this,” Rodriguez says. “He’s been eating pork lo mein by the truckful.”
“Seriously. We’re gonna have to get the guy a friggin’ Weight Watchers membership,” Cheesy says.
“Is he right?” Rodriguez says. “Is it a mistake?”
I shrug. It’s one of those answers I might not know for a long time.
Just then O. comes around the corner whistling. He sees me and the whistle dies.
“Okay,” Rodriguez says. “I’d better see your ass at some games, huh?” We bump elbows, then he signals the guys, and they head into the locker room.
“Football players only,” O. says. He walks past me like he’s going straight into the locker room.
“I came to say thanks.”
O. pauses. “For what?”
“For everything.”
“I thought I set you up and ruined your life.”
“Not true,” I say. “I was being dramatic. And I was pissed at you. For a pretty good reason, I think.”