Then our teacher said that he had something different in mind. He was hoping that one of us would recall Mozhaisky. And he began to tell us how Mozhaisky had looked at flying birds. But he had not looked at those birds that were flapping their wings. He had looked at those that were just hovering in the air with their wings stretched out. And he soon invented the airplane.
Then I asked Gleb whether there was anything else he liked about school. And Gleb answered that there was nothing else he liked. But he especially hated geography lessons.
Well, it was not news since I and everyone else already knew that Gleb hates geography. It all began when Gleb got a completely undeserved two in geography. And today Gleb and I once again remembered all the details of that story.
We remembered everything from the start, from the moment when our geography teacher showed up in our classroom for the first time. She surprised us from the very beginning. She entered the classroom and, for some reason, did not say “Hello.” The first thing she said was that she hated when someone did anything on the sly. And then she spent the entire class telling us that she did not mind joking. But the joke had to be witty. Only then would it count as a good joke.
When the geography teacher came to our class for the second time, she again, did not say a word about geography. She just kept telling us about how she loved good jokes and hated when someone just sat very quietly at his desk and did things on the sly.
And I did not know how I should behave in her class. I was already blamed for most of the jokes played in school, and I did not want to start with my jokes right during the first geography lessons. But I was also afraid that if I just sat there, quietly, the geography teacher would think that I was doing something on the sly.
When the bell rang, the geography teacher remembered the subject of geography and told us what we should read in the textbook for the next lesson.
She began the next lesson by telling us that she forgot to say the most important thing. She forgot to say that she hated when someone just sat very quietly at his desk and did things on the sly. And that she loved a good joke. And she asked us whether we remembered what a good joke is.
And suddenly, without even bothering to get up from his seat, Gleb said, “A good joke is when someone jokes well.”
Later Gleb confessed to me that he really thought that from that moment on, the geography teacher would never think that he could ever do anything on the sly and that she would always love him. But then something unexpected happened. The geography teacher looked at Gleb over the rim of her glasses and called him up to the blackboard. And before Gleb could even open his mouth, she asked him, “Where is the Eastern European Plain located?”
Gleb answered, “The Eastern European plain is located in Eastern Europe.”
And I was very surprised by Gleb’s quick thinking. Because neither he nor I, of course, have ever heard anything about the Eastern European Plain. But somehow it seemed that he, most likely, gave an absolutely correct answer to the question.
And I also noted to myself that Gleb did not just answer “In Eastern Europe.” Because our teachers would always lower the mark by one full grade for such incomplete answers. Instead, he said, “The Eastern European Plain is located in Eastern Europe.” So then I was only curious whether the geography teacher would ask him anything else or just give him a five right then and there.
But she looked at Gleb angrily and said, “Sit down. A two.”
After this incident, Gleb became somewhat withdrawn. And he started to say that he did not like anything about school. That was why I was very pleased when Gleb told me that he liked physics class.
And again, we started to remember what our physics teacher was telling us. And Gleb said that it was pretty cool that Russian scientists and inventors were so observant. It was great that the Cherepanov brothers paid attention to the saucepan, and that Popov watched the circles in the water, and Mozhaisky looked at the birds.
And I said that it would be interesting to ask our physics teacher how electricity was invented. Because I suspected that the person who invented electricity was probably struck by lightning. But I was a bit worried that Gleb might be offended by that.
But Gleb was not offended. He laughed and said that he was thinking the same thing. He added that the person who invented electricity must have been very observant. Because if he had not been observant, he would not have noticed that he had been struck by lightning. And then there would be no way for him to invent electricity.
Коган
Я всегда мечтал о велосипеде. Но мне никто не собирался его покупать. И я это знал.
Но как-то папа пришёл с работы и сказал маме, что какой-то человек по фамилии Коган, с которым папа работает, продаёт велосипед. И продаёт его очень дёшево.
Мама стала папу расспрашивать, что это за Коган и почему он продаёт велосипед. И папа сказал, что они с Коганом работают в одном и том же институте уже много лет. И что это очень хороший человек. И что он купил велосипед для своего сына.
А потом Коган сидел. (То есть я так понял, что Коган сидел в тюрьме). И сын его поэтому велосипедом совсем не пользовался. А когда Коган перестал сидеть, то сын уже вырос, и велосипед ему стал не нужен.
И мама сказала, что теперь всё, мол, ясно. А я очень удивился, что маме стало всё ясно. Ну, то, что Коган сидел в тюрьме и был хорошим человеком — меня этим не удивишь. Я такое уже не в первый раз слышу. И к этому я уже давно привык.