Upon hearing of Kevin’s bold ambitions, his college advisor, Dr. Walter Bradley, said, “You’ll have a better shot at the FBI if you major in Accounting.”
“Why? Aren’t they a law enforcement agency?”
“Most of the crimes they investigate are white-collar, like tax fraud and such. Accountants are their number-one picks.”
“But I don’t like Accounting,” said Kevin. “Had to take it in high school and nearly flunked out.”