ALSO BY JON RONSON
Them: Adventures with Extremists
The Men Who Stare at Goats
The Psychopath Test: A Journey Through the Madness Industry
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Published simultaneously in Canada
Previously published pieces: “Have You Ever Stood Next to an Elephant, My Friend?” (Guardian, October 9, 2010); “Doesn’t Everyone Have a Solar?” (US GQ, March 2011); “The Chosen Ones” (Guardian, August 5, 2006); “A Message from God” (Guardian, October 21, 2000); “The Name’s Ronson, Jon Ronson” (Guardian, May 10, 2008); “I Looked into That Camera. And I Just Said It” (Guardian, October 2, 2010); “I’m Loving Aliens Instead” (Guardian, April 19, 2008); “First Contact” (Guardian, March 6, 2010); “Stanley Kubrick’s Boxes” (Guardian, March 27, 2004); “Santa’s Little Conspirators” (Guardian, December 23, 2006); “Phoning a Friend” (Guardian, April 19, 2003); “Who Killed Richard Cullen?” (Guardian, July 16, 2005); “The Sociopath Mind Guru and the TV Hypnotist” (Guardian, May 20, 2006); “Death at the Château” (Guardian, January 8, 2011); “I’ve Thought About Doing Myself in Loads of Times . . .” (Guardian, November 22, 2008); “Blood Sacrifice” (Guardian, April 6, 2002); “I Make It Look Like They Died in Their Sleep” (Guardian, May 12, 2008); “Is She for Real?” (Guardian, October 27, 2007); “The Fall of a Pop Impresario” (Guardian, December 1, 2001); “Amber Waves of Green” (US GQ, July 2012); “The Man Who Tried to Split the Atom in His Kitchen” (Guardian, February 3, 2012); “Lost at Sea” (Guardian, November 11, 2011)
ISBN 978-1-101-61242-2
To Sarah Vowell
Contents
Also by Jon Ronson
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
PART ONE
THE STRANGE THINGS WE’RE WILLING TO BELIEVE
Have You Ever Stood Next to an Elephant, My Friend?
Doesn’t Everyone Have a Solar?
The Chosen Ones
A Message from God
PART TWO
HIGH-FLYING LIVES
The Name’s Ronson, Jon Ronson
I Looked into That Camera. And I Just Said It
I’m Loving Aliens Instead
First Contact
Stanley Kubrick’s Boxes
PART THREE
EVERYDAY DIFFICULTY
Santa’s Little Conspirators
Phoning a Friend
Who Killed Richard Cullen?
The Sociopath Mind Guru and the TV Hypnotist
Death at the Château
“I’ve Thought About Doing Myself in Loads of Times . . .”
PART FOUR
STEPPING OVER THE LINE
Blood Sacrifice
“I Make It Look Like They Died in Their Sleep”
Is She for Real?
The Fall of a Pop Impresario
PART FIVE
JUSTICE
Amber Waves of Green
The Man Who Tried to Split the Atom in His Kitchen
Lost at Sea
About the Author
PART ONE
THE STRANGE THINGS WE’RE WILLING TO BELIEVE
“Have you ever stood next to an elephant, my friend?”
—Violent J, Insane Clown Posse
Have You Ever Stood Next to an Elephant, My Friend?
Milwaukee. A bad part of town. From all around, thousands of young men and women, wearing clown face paint, are descending upon a disused indoor swimming pool that has been transformed into a music venue. They are juggalos, fans of Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, the rap duo known as Insane Clown Posse.
At first glance, it might not be obvious why I’m so excited about meeting them. You might dismiss them as just unbelievably misogynist and aggressive, and it is true that their lyrics are indeed incredibly offensive. Take, for instance, at random:
I’m hating sluts
Shoot them in the face, step back and itch my nuts
Unless I’m in the sack
Cos I fuck so hard it’ll break their back.
ICP have been going for twenty years, always wearing clown makeup, which looks slightly lumpy because it’s painted over their goatees. They’ve been banned from performing in various cities where juggalos have been implicated in murders and gang violence. ICP have a fearsome reputation, fostered by news reports showing teenagers in juggalo T-shirts arrested for stabbing strangers and lyrics like “Barrels in your mouth, bullets to your head / The back of your neck’s all over the shed / Boomshacka boom chop chop bang.”
All of which made Violent J’s announcement a few years ago really quite astonishing: Insane Clown Posse have this entire time secretly been evangelical spiritualists. They’ve only been pretending to be brutal and sadistic to trick their fans into believing in God. They released a song, “Thy Unveiling,” that spelt out the revelation beyond all doubt:
Fuck it, we got to tell.
All secrets will now be told