My mother had gotten out of the car to help my father with his bags and to say good-bye. Mary and I were in the backseat. This was my first time seeing him off on his yearly trip. He was flustered as he always was. My mother, always nervous, was flustered too. Sitting in the backseat, I remember I got it into my head that something was not right with the picture in front of me. I started whining, "Kiss Mom good-bye."
My father said something akin to "Now, Alice, that's not necessary."
Surely the result was not what he hoped for.
"Kiss Mom good-bye!" I yelled louder and popped my head out the back window. "Kiss Mom good-bye!"
"Just do it, Dad," my sister said bitterly beside me. She was three years older and maybe, as I imagined later, she knew the score.
But if what I'd wanted was to gain confirmation that my parents really were like the rest of the couples in Spring Mill Farms, and perhaps like that famous TV couple of the time, Mr. and Mrs. Brady, the forced kiss didn't do the job. It opened the door for me. It made me know that in the Sebold house, love was duty. He kissed her on the forehead, the kind of kiss that would fulfill the demand of his child but nothing else.
Many years later, I would find black-and-white photos of my father with daisies in his hair and submerged in water with flowers surrounding him. He was smiling, showing the teeth he hated because they came in helter-skelter and his family hadn't had the money to fix them. But he had been happy enough in these photos not to care. Who took them? Not my mother, this much I know. The box of photos had arrived at our house after my grandmother Sebold died. I searched among the photos for clues. Against my mother's stern warning not to take any of the photos in this box, I tucked one inside the waistband of my skirt.
Even then I felt the absence of something I couldn't then name and it hurt me for my mother, who I instinctively knew needed it, and would, I imagined, flourish under it. I never begged or made a scene over his lack of affection again because I didn't want to encounter that emptiness in their marriage.
I soon discovered that only the unconscious touch slipped by inside my house. As a little girl I would sometimes plan my attack, the goaclass="underline" to be touched. My mother would be sitting at her end of the couch, doing needlepoint or reading a book. For my purposes it was best if she was reading a book and watching television at the same time. The more distraction, the less chance she would notice my approach.
I would take my seat on the far end of the couch and slowly inch my way down to her end, where I would contrive to put my head in her lap. If I made it, she might rest her stitching hand if she was doing needlepoint, and casually finger the locks of my hair. I remember the cool feeling of the thimble as it touched my forehead and how, with a thief's awareness, I could tell when she became conscious of her actions. I might encourage her then by saying I had a headache. But even if this bought me a few extra strokes, I knew the jig was up. I debated, until I became too old to play such games, whether it was better to remove myself from her or to be pulled, reluctantly, off her, and told to sit up or go read a book.
The soft things in my life were our dogs: two sloppy, loving bassetts named Feijoo and Belle. One name was that of a Spanish author my father admired and one, condescendingly for him, a word that the "uneducated" might recognize. "French for 'beautiful,' " my father would point out.
My father commonly called my sister and me by the dogs' names and this was a clue as much to who was closest to all of our hearts as it was to how preoccupied with work my father was. Dogs and children were the same to him when he was working. Small things that begged attention and needed to be put out.
What the dogs knew was that there were four distinct environments in our house and they rarely came together. There was my father's study, my mother's bedroom, my sister's bedroom, and wherever, throughout the house, I might be holed up. So Feijoo and Belle, and later Rose, had four places to try for attention. Four places where a hand would, distractedly reach out to fondle their ears or reach down for a good hot spot scratch. They were like comfort caravans, carting their lumbering, drooling selves from room to room. They were our comedians and our glue, for otherwise my father, mother, and sister lived in books.
I struggled to be quiet in the house. While the three of them read or worked, I kept myself busy. I experimented with making food in odd ways. I squirreled away Jell-O and made it under my tall four-poster bed. I tried to make rice on the dehydrator in the basement. I mixed my mother's and father's perfumes in little bottles to create new scents. I drew. I climbed boxes up to the crawl space in the basement and sat for hours in the dark cement hole with my knees drawn up. I played histrionic games with Ken and Barbie where Barbie, by sixteen, had married, given birth, and gotten divorced from Ken. At the mock trial, where the courthouse was made out of poster board I'd cut up, Barbie gave her reason for divorce: Ken didn't touch.
But I would get bored. Hours and hours of "finding ways to occupy myself" gave way to hatching plots. The bassetts were often my unwitting assistants. Like all dogs, they nosed through the trash and under beds. They carried away trophies: smelly clothes, used socks, unattended food containers, and whatnot. The more they loved it, the harder they fought to keep it, and the thing they loved the most, with an animal passion that makes sense of the phrase, was my mother's discarded maxi-pads. Basset hounds and maxi-pads are a love marriage complete. No one could tell Feijoo and Belle that that particular item was not meant for them. They were wedded to it.
And, oh, the scene, the lovely scene. It wasn't a one-person or two-person job, it was the whole thundering house. The "horror" of it made my father hysterical and my mother adamant that he get involved in the chase. The sheer thought of it was obscene! Maxi-pads! The bassetts and I were happy because it meant everyone came out of their rooms to run and jump and scream.
The downstairs of our house was laid out in a kind of circle and the bassetts had figured this out. We chased them round and round from front hall to back through family room, kitchen, dining room, and living room. The bassett assisting-the one sans maxi-pad-would bark and bark and cut us off at the pass when we attempted to make a lunge at the lucky one. We got smarter in our tactics, tried to block them with doors or corral them in the corner of a room. But they were wily and they had a clandestine assistant.
I let them get by. I false-lunged. I gave my parents and sister misdirection. "Back hall, back hall!" I would yell, and three hysterical people would run that way. Meanwhile the bassetts were happily hiding with their snare underneath the table in the dining room.
Eventually, I took matters in my own hands and, when my mother stepped downstairs to the kitchen or was reading outside on the porch, I would lead the most available bassett into her bedroom and turn my back.
Within minutes:
"Bud! Feijoo has a Kotex!"
"For Christ's sakes!"
"Mom," I'd say helpfully, "he's tearing it up!"
Doors burst open, footsteps on stairs and rug. Screaming, barking, raucous, joyous scene.
Always, though, as these scenes resolved themselves-disgruntled bassetts going away to lick their paws-my mother, father, and Mary would return to their rooms. I would be in the house at large again. Lonely.
In high school I began as a geek. A geek because I played the alto saxophone and, as was required of almost every musician save the lucky violinists, if you played, you marched. I was in jazz band, where, as second alto, I jammed on such tunes as the "Funky Chicken" and "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head." But getting down with my bad self was not enough recompense to be labeled a band geek. So, after marching in a Philadelphia Eagles half-time show where our band formed the shape of the Liberty Bell on the field (as an indication of my marching skills, I was asked to be part of the crack), I quit band. Later, without me, the band won a state championship for marching. The feelings of joy over my absence were mutual.