Defense Minister Shoigu remarked:
- The best option is to grind the Kadyrovites in the war with Ukraine and the Taliban. Let them bombard the positions with their corpses. At the same time, we will reduce the population of Chechnya! So in any case, it is dangerous and premature to end the war with Ukraine!
Medvedev nodded.
- Logically! But no matter how Ramzan turned his divisions on us now. Putin spoiled this bandit who killed the first Russian at the age of fifteen too much. And after Putin's death, Ramzan became a big problem for us!
Mikhail Mishustin asked:
- What do you suggest?
Dmitry Anatolyevich squeaked:
- Arrest Razman Kadyrov immediately and charge him with the murder of Yamadayev, Nemtsov and other crimes. And act as quickly and decisively as possible!
The Acting President of Russia remarked:
- This is dangerous! Maybe provoke a rebellion of all Chechens in Russia, and indeed the opening of a third front!
Shoigu shrugged his shoulders and asked:
- Then what are your ideas?
Mikhail Mishustin answered confidently:
- Maybe, on the contrary, try to act affectionately? Assign Ramzan another rank of army general, and hang a new star of the hero of Russia?
Shoigu chuckled and remarked:
- Maybe then it would be better to immediately give the rank of Marshal and the Order of St. Andrew the First-Called. Even if Ramzan Kadyrov agrees not to climb the throne of Russia for another handout, then this will not be for long!
The Acting President of Russia noted:
- But we can help Ukrainians get rid of this problem. As if by someone else's hands!
The FSB director nodded.
- That's a good idea! Although Ramzan's successor may not be better!
Acting Russian President Mikhail logically remarked:
- It would be better if there were two or three successors who would hate each other and denounce each other. Then the Chechen leaders will fight each other, curry favor with us, and the presidential throne will not climb. They will hate each other, more than us!
The director of the FSB chuckled and noted:
- Truly, you are wise Mikhail Vladimirovich, and quite a worthy replacement for Vladimir Vladimirovich! I think you should be supported as a candidate for the presidency of Russia!
Mishustin nodded and noted:
- Prepare a decree on awarding Ramzan Kadyrov the title of Hero of Russia and General of the Army. In the meantime, secretly contact the Ukrainian special services and help them, it"s clear what to do!
The circle murmured in approval.
Shoigu noted:
- At the congress, United Russia will unambiguously support Mikhail Mishustin for the presidency of Russia. I think you do too!
Mikhail Mishustin nodded and dictated:
- Sergei Shoigu will be awarded the Order of Victory for outstanding services. For the first time since Brezhnev, he will be awarded this order. He will also be awarded the title of Marshal of the Russian Federation. Although the war in Ukraine is not going very well, this symbolic gesture will inspire our soldiers to new feats.
The Minister of Defense bowed and remarked:
- Thank you and I will try to justify the trust!
The Acting President nodded and continued:
- Vladimir Putin, despite his mistakes, still enjoys the support and love of a significant part of the people. Therefore, we must award him posthumously. I think it is necessary to posthumously award Vladimir Putin the title of Marshal of the Russian Federation, the star of the hero, and the Order of St. Andrew the First-Called!
Matvienko remarked:
- Or maybe the generalissimo is better right away?
Mishustin chuckled and remarked:
- That would be overkill! They will make fun of us!
The director of the FSB noted:
- In any case, part of the people will always remain dissatisfied! But the idea of a posthumous award is a good one!
The Acting President nodded and continued:
- Well, we will name a couple of streets in St. Petersburg in honor of Vladimir Putin and in Moscow! Here's another question, where will we bury him?
Matvienko shrugged her shoulders and remarked:
- Maybe at the Novodevichy cemetery, next to Yeltsin?
Medvedev replied:
- Some of the supporters of the late Putin may perceive this as a mockery. I suggest either behind the Kremlin wall, or even make a mummy and build a special mausoleum for the deceased Vladimir Putin!
Mishustin chuckled ironically and remarked:
- Can Vladimir Putin be placed in the mausoleum instead of Vladimir Ilyich Lenin?
Shoigu grinned and noted:
- This, too, many will consider a mockery of the dead Putin! Moreover, the communists will be against it!
The Acting President of Russia nodded:
- Yes! Let's not touch Lenin yet! Let's solve his problem in a more relaxed environment. In the meantime, I propose to organize the most pompous and luxurious funeral of Russian President Vladimir Putin. I think that Patriarch Kirill will personally bury him!
The FSB director nodded.
- There will be a funeral of Vladimir Putin on the highest level. And we will send invitations to all heads of state without exception!