Mikhail Mishustin said:
- Volodymyr Zelensky also died. And almost simultaneously with Vladimir Putin - this is symbolic!
Shoigu nodded.
- Yes! But in fact, he is not in command of the Ukrainian army anyway. I think that we can offer Ukraine a truce until we choose new presidents for ourselves!
The Acting President nodded.
- It's an interesting idea. The only question is, since when did the Minister of Defense begin to think about peace?
Sergei Shoigu remarked:
I've had enough war for a year. And before that, there was also Syria. And in general, do you think that war is such a pleasant experience?
Mishustin nodded.
- Of course not! I understand! What can Ukraine do with a proposal for a four-month truce. And then the war will end!
The Minister of Defense remarked:
- And if it doesn"t stop, then ... But it can really be like a frozen conflict during the Minsk agreements!
The Acting Prime Minister remarked:
- Each month of the war is more than a trillion rubles of direct and indirect costs. So freezing the conflict is also an idea. But let's see how the Ukrainian side will react to this.
In the meantime, we will make some other decisions.
The IE premier remarked:
- Airbag depleted! It's time to end the war!
Mishustin nodded and replied:
- It is necessary for all the families and relatives of the victims, in addition to everything that they have already received, to give ten million rubles. For severe injuries and injuries, five million, for minor injuries, three million. And all participants in the war and mobilized another two million rubles! And immediately!
The IE Prime Minister said with a sigh:
- It's a big expense. And we do not have so much money in the treasury!
Mikhail Vladimirovich growled:
- Search from reserves. Or, for example, just print them. A little inflation during a war is natural. Don't slow her down too much. Plus, we will raise the minimum wage and pension.
Matvienko nodded and added:
- Yes, and the deputies should throw a bone. Otherwise, ordinary contractors will soon become richer than servants of the people!
Mishustin nodded.
And they will get money too! Yes, and I also decided to award posthumously Vladimir Volfovich Zhirinovsky. It will be nice for the Liberal Democratic Party, and they will support me in the elections. In particular, I will award Zhirinovsky the rank of lieutenant general and the star of the hero of Russia. All the same, a presidential candidate from Slutsk will be boring!
Shoigu remarked with a sigh:
- We don't have fun at all!
The Acting Minister of Defense remarked:
- War is bad! In general, Putin is still lucky. If he died later, it is still unknown how he would be buried, and what kind of power was in Russia!
The head of the FSB remarked:
- And you still do not know what lies ahead, whether there will be a future!
Mikhail Mishustin said:
- Yes, I was informed that US President John Biden wants to talk to me. I think we can discuss world problems with him!
Medvedev noted:
- No concessions to the US!
Shoigu shrugged.
- What can we talk about? Honestly, everyone makes concessions if there is no other way out!
The Acting President nodded.
- Yes! And Stalin made concessions, and Putin too. For example, Vladimir Putin ceded part of Russia's territory to China. One should not think that Putin was so stubborn and uncompromising. Yes, Mr. Medvedev also ceded part of the disputed Russian territory to Norway. So there is no need to think that Russia has never conceded. And the withdrawal of Russian troops from the Kyiv and Chernihiv regions was also a concession. Our whole life is a continuous concession!
The Minister of the Interior asked:
- Will there be amnesties?
Mishustin nodded.
- Maybe! I think you can release all women and minors. Moreover, the latter behind bars do not bring profits, but only losses. It is difficult for adult prisoners to find work, but try to put children in!
The Minister of the Interior agreed:
- It's possible!
The Acting President remarked:
- Even for economic crimes, you can declare an amnesty, and make a long overdue amnesty of capital. We pretty much spent on the war with Ukraine. She flew into at least a trillion so twenty! And maybe more! We need to return the business to Russia!
Medvedev remarked:
- And according to the rally articles? Also an amnesty!
Mishustin nodded.
- It's not impossible, but we'll see! In any case, economic amnesty can benefit us. Yes, and women and youngsters are sorry, they suffer in prison!
The Minister of the Interior chuckled and remarked:
- Young colonies are now almost like sanatoriums. I would not say that there children suffer so much. Many of them eat better than at home!
Acting President Mishustin chuckled and replied with irony:
Man does not live by bread alone! Although children should grow up and eat well even in prison. And so perhaps we are also all pensioners under amnesty, those who have committed crimes of small and medium gravity. Let's be merciful!
The Minister of the Interior replied: