“Bollocks!” scoffed Mo. “You may be able to understand George's body language, but to the rest of us, she's as unreadable as a - a - Thomas Hardy novel.”
Jazz stared at Mo in disbelief. Mo continued, determined to put this subject to rest for the evening: “Look. I'm very fond of your sister - you know I am, but . . .”
Jazz didn't want to hear any more. Didn't Mo know the rules? Only Jazz could criticise George.
“. . . But between you and me, I haven't got a clue what's going on inside her pretty little head. As for her flirting with anyone,” Mo snorted, “I don't know what the hell you're talking about.”
“Well, that's because you haven't been feeding your brain for the past month,” scoffed Jazz. “Your brain cells are slipping out of your ears, I can see them. I keep treading on them in the bathroom.”
“You're just jealous.”
“Jealous of what?”
“My new sleek body.”
Jazz was shocked. “Are you calling me fat?”
“Yes, Big Bum.”
“Well, I'd rather have a big bum than a white tracksuit any day.”
“You'd look crap in a white tracksuit.”
“Of course I would. Everyone would. Everyone does.”
“You're just chicken.”
“Chicken of what? Looking like Littlewoods Man?”
“No, of coming to the gym.”
“I am not. I could beat you at step-a-crap anyday.”
“Bet you couldn't.”
“Bet I could.”
“Done!” yelled Mo, delighted.
Shit. How the hell did that happen?
“Are there any steps that go down?” Jazz asked feebly. “Into a cafe?”
The next day she got a phone call in the office. It was Josie, her younger sister, she of the perfect marriage. Could Jazz babysit on Thursday evening please, because she and Michael needed to go out somewhere. Of course, Jazz would be delighted. The rest of the day was spent writing about her sister, she of the perfect marriage, who still went out with her husband, on their own, mid-week, six years after they'd met, three years after their wedding and two years after their firstborn had entered the world. It takes dedication, hard work, tolerance and a sense of humour, but marriages can still remain romantic, long after the glorious honeymoon is over, typed Jazz, and Jazz Judges . . . was over for another week. The Harry Noble character assassination could wait till next week, she had bigger fish to fry.
That evening Jazz arrived home to a depressing flat. Things just weren't the same since Mo had gone fit on her. She had joined the rest of the mad world and had stopped looking outward on life and was instead looking only at herself. As Jazz stared at the empty lounge, she mused that as far as Mo was now concerned, anything further than her nose was now out of focus and everything nearer than her nose i.e. the rest of her body, was blown up a size too big. She'd lost all sense of proportion.
Since Mo's changed life, Jazz had started looking more critically at her own body. Perhaps she could be less curvy. But then, she would be less her. No. She was damned if she was ever going to be at war with her body. She loved her body. It kept her alive. She used her strong legs and nimble feet to walk into the kitchen. She used her dextrous hands to put the kettle on. She used her graceful arms to open a cupboard and her agile fingers to niftily open a chocolate bar. She used her sensuous mouth to taste her favourite food. She used her joyous taste buds to experience pleasure and her contented mind to think of something that made her laugh while she was eating.
How could she hate her body? It was magnificent. It was a miracle. It was her.
Chapter 8
The room was dark and warm. The only sound was of everyone's breathing and Harry Noble's deep, mellow voice, which seemed to float through the heavy air. Jazz was aware that he could bring out different depths of his voice for different words. It was a language in itself.
“You're feeling sleepier and sleepier and sleepier,” he lulled. “Your limbs are like lead and your head is floating on a cloud. You're in a garden. Somewhere in the distance you can hear a dog barking. You are sitting in your favourite part of the garden, enjoying the feel of the sun on your face.”
Despite herself, Jazz was relaxing - on a floral hammock wearing a matching summer dress.
“Now I'm going to go round asking you nice, simple questions that you must answer without a pause. Any pause and it will be ruined.”
Lying on the floor, Jazz started drifting off. Her Doc Martens made her feet so blissfully heavy, Harry's voice seemed to be inside her head.
“What's your first memory, Jasmin?”
Why did he always start with her?
She spoke quietly so as not to wake herself too much out of her trance. “I'm not sure whether this is from my memory or from a snapshot I once saw,” she told him, keeping her breaths deep and slow. “I'm in the garden shed in my pram and I'm crying because I want to come in.”
“You must have been very young.” Harry's voice was inside her head.
She half-smiled. “About fifteen.”
Drowsy laughter went round the room.
There was a big sigh from Harry and then a very different voice. “Ha Ha, Ms. Field.”
“Yes, I must have been very young,” said Jazz quickly, realising she had spoilt the whole ambience.
His voice was now coming from her level. It was as if there were only the two of them in the room.
“What scares you most about dying?”
Bizarrely, Jazz felt a quick welling up of emotion.
“Not being able to talk about it afterwards.”
“Who to?”
Slight pause.
“You paused,” said Harry impatiently.
“I have to think. These are big questions.”
Harry hid a smile.
“Mo. George. Dad. Mum.”
“Did you have a happy childhood?”
Tiny pause.
“Most of the time.”
“What made you unhappy?”
How was this going to make her acting better?
“Is this really necess—”
“Yes,” said Harry wearily. “If you can't be honest now, how can you be honest on stage?”
“I'm hardly being honest on stage — I'm reading a script. I hate to be the one to break it to you but I think the audience knows that.” It was so much easier arguing with him with her eyes shut.
She could almost feel him frowning at her, without having to see him. Isn't this emotionally naked enough, she thought? Lying with my eyes shut being watched by you while you ask me stupid questions?
There was a long pause. What was he doing?
She opened her eyes and fixed him with a questioning gaze. He was sitting next to her, elbow on knee, hand in hair, frowning intently at her face. She rested herself on her elbows and frowned intently back.
“Would it save time if I just sent you my autobiography?” she asked.
“I didn't know you'd written one,” he said.
“I haven't yet.” She lay down again.
She thought he'd gone and so started a slow, secret smile.
“Why are you so scared to let go?” he almost whispered from next to her. Then he jumped up and walked quickly to the other side of the room.
Wazzock, thought Jazz.
The truth was that no sooner had Harry told everyone that he had given himself his biggest challenge yet in casting an unattractive Lizzy Bennet than he began to realise that he had in fact made life very easy for himself. When he'd first set eyes on Jasmin Field, he had marvelled that her sister could have all the lucky genes while she had none. Then during her impressive audition piece he had realised that while Jasmin didn't have her sister's easy prettiness, she could be beautiful. Then at that first rehearsal, when she had proved to be such a concentrated pain in the backside, he had begun to notice just how well cast she was. Her face was indeed rendered uncommonly intelligent by the beautiful expression of her dark eyes. If eyes are the window of the soul, Harry found Jazz's soul compelling.