“Leonidas Flake and the Gap? Well, what do you know?” said Gran.
“Lots of designers pull stunts like that,” said Marge. “Stella McCartney did a line for H&M a couple of years ago, and I heard Vera Wang might team up with Costco next year. If they want to survive, these high-end fashion brands need to find a fresh clientele. They can’t go on like they used to, and only sell the high-priced stuff in their flagship stores on Fifth Avenue or whatever. It’s called the democratization of fashion and Leonidas Flake was all for it.”
“The opportunity for the common man and woman to wear haute couture is a chance you don’t want to miss, Vesta,” said Tex, waving the chicken wing.
Gran felt like grabbing the chicken wing and shoving it down Tex’s throat, but she restrained herself with a powerful effort. For some reason her son-in-law always brought out the worst in her, even though by all accounts he was a great guy, and she couldn’t have wished Marge a better husband.
“I’ve been looking into this Flake,” she said, “and all his business decisions the last couple of years have been sound. Extremely sound, in fact. His worst period seems to have been the early eighties, when he was on the verge of collapse. The big turnaround for him came about thirty years ago—not coincidentally the year he met Gabriel Crier.”
“Leo Flake always called Gabe Crier his good-luck charm,” said Marge.
Gran goggled at her daughter. “How come you know so much about Flake? I never even heard of the guy before today.”
Marge shrugged. “I guess I like to read about fashion,” she said, suddenly displaying a slight blush.
“Your daughter has quite the passion for fashion,” Tex quipped. “In fact if she hadn’t found a job at the library she would have gone into designing, isn’t that right, darling?”
“Yeah, well, I guess it’s a little hobby of mine,” said Marge. “And I wouldn’t mind designing a few pieces from time to time.”
“Well, why don’t you?” said Tex. “You never know where it will take you.”
“Oh, but I’m not a designer, darling.”
“I’m not saying you are and I’m not saying you aren’t. I’m just saying give it a shot.”
“Oh, darling,” said Marge, and wrapped her arms around her husband’s neck. “Look at you being all supportive.”
“That’s because I love you, my sweet, and I want you to be happy.”
Kissing ensued, and Gran rolled her eyes. “So this Gabriel guy is the real genius behind Flake’s success?” she asked, trying to get the lovebirds back on track.
“Well, no, the real genius has always been Leo Flake,” said Marge. “But even a genius can have a lesser period. And that lesser period threatened to derail his career, until he met Gabe, and that’s when the magic returned.”
“Huh,” said Gran. “Interesting. So by all rights Gabe should be the one to take over the company now that his boyfriend is dead.”
“Yeah, but that will never happen,” said Tex. “Because Gabe is a murderer. And murderers don’t run companies, do they?” He was talking to Gran as if she were a toddler, and she had to bite back a scathing retort or two.
“Yeah, tough to run a company from prison,” she said.
“Too bad,” said Marge. “With Leonora in charge things don’t look too good. She’s very old-fashioned, and has been dying to return to the old way of doing business: only high-end fashion and only selling through a few well-chosen flagship stores. So no more Leonidas Flake for me, I’m afraid.”
“Design your own dresses, darling,” said Tex. “And a few tuxes for me, while you’re at it.”
“Oh, I couldn’t,” said Marge.
“No, I’m telling you you could.”
“Oh, darling, no.”
“Yes, darling, yes.”
“Oh, for crying out loud,” Gran groaned, and took her phone and walked out of the house, through the backyard, through the hole in the hedge, into Odelia’s backyard, and then into the house through the sliding glass door.
She plunked herself down at the kitchen table and was gratified to find that Odelia was out so she had the place to herself. Sometimes that was exactly what a person needed: some peace and quiet to hear oneself think.
And she’d been sitting there for a couple of minutes, her Wi-Fi switched over to Odelia’s network, when Harriet hopped up onto the high stool next to hers and gave her a plaintive look.
“Gran,” she said. “Have you seen Max and Dooley?”
“No, I haven’t,” said Gran. “Why? Are they missing?”
“I guess they are,” said Harriet. “First they went on strike, and then they disappeared.”
“They should have been home by now,” grumbled Brutus, taking up position on the stool to Gran’s other side.
“They’re probably in town or in the park,” said Gran distractedly while she read through Gabe Crier’s Wikipedia page again.
“I guess they are,” said Harriet dubiously.
It was actually the first time that Harriet had expressed concern about Max, and the realization made Gran sit up. “So what makes you think they’re in trouble?”
“I’m not sure,” said Harriet. “Just a bad feeling I have.”
“Yeah, I have a bad feeling, too,” said Brutus.
Huh. Two cats with bad feelings. That was a first. “What do you think happened?” she asked. Others might scoff at feline intuition, just as they might scoff at female intuition, but Gran, after a long life lived in the company of cats, knew never to discard those sensations. Often they were warranted.
“I’m not sure,” said Harriet. “But they should be home by now.”
“Yeah, Max isn’t one to miss his dinner,” said Brutus.
“Nor is Dooley,” Harriet added.
“We told Odelia and Chase, and they left to look for them,” said Brutus.
“Oh, so Odelia is on the case? Then you’ve got nothing to worry about. If anyone can find them it’s Odelia. She and Max share a special bond.”
“Not lately,” said Harriet.
“What do you mean?”
“Odelia has been neglecting us. Which is why we went on strike.”
“You went on strike?” asked Gran with a laugh.
“Yeah, all of us,” said Brutus. “If Odelia stops sending the love, we stop helping her catch the bad guys or write her articles. So we went on strike.”
“Huh,” said Gran. It made perfect sense to her. If Odelia decided to ignore her precious cats, of course they would rebel. “You did the right thing,” she said. “Though you might have talked to Odelia before you decided to go on strike. I mean, how do you know she knows you’re on strike, if you know what I mean? And if she doesn’t know, how can she be expected to change?”
This made both Harriet and Brutus think for a moment.
“Yeah, I guess we should have said something,” Harriet finally admitted.
“We were upset,” said Brutus. “So we didn’t think.”
“Don’t worry. It’s been known to happen to me,” said Gran. “Now why don’t we simply wait for Odelia to return? I’m sure she’ll find Max and Dooley. Okay?”
Both cats nodded, clearly much relieved. It touched Gran’s heart to know how much her cats cared for each other. Usually cats are characterized as solitary creatures who don’t play nice with other members of their species, but that obviously wasn’t the case with Max, Dooley, Harriet and Brutus. They were a foursome that watched out for one another.
“What are you doing, Gran?” asked Harriet now, her most pressing concern addressed and alleviated.
“The Leonidas Flake business. I’m not so sure they got the right guy.”
“You don’t think the lover did it?” asked Brutus.
“Just a hunch,” she said. “Like you with Max missing? Same for me with this case. Just a hunch not all is as it seems.”
“We should probably talk to Pussy,” said Harriet.
“Pussy? I thought you had talked to her.”
“No, we didn’t,” said Harriet. “We were on strike, remember?”
Harriet was right. If there was one cat who knew what was going on, it would be Pussy. And so Gran made one of those impulsive decisions that were typical of her and could drive the people around her up the wall sometimes. “Let’s go,” she told Harriet and Brutus, and jumped down from the stool.