“You know, I heard the weirdest rumor the other day.”
“Oh?”
“Someone told me that the Poole women could talk to their cats. It’s, like, a tradition.”
I tried to look as innocent as possible. “It’s the first I’ve heard of that tradition.”
He glanced over. “So it’s not true?”
“Of course it’s not true! Cats can’t talk. That’s just crazy.”
“That’s what I thought. People tell me the weirdest things. Do you think it’s because I’m new in town? That they think they can make a fool of me by trying to sell me this ridiculous gossip?”
“Wouldn’t surprise me, Chase. They must think you’re pretty gullible to believe a bunch of nonsense like that.”
“Yeah. I told him I wasn’t buying it, and he seemed offended.”
“Who told you this?”
“Some guy that came in this morning to file a complaint about a customer who refused to pay his bills. Wilbur Vickery. He runs the Vickery General Store.”
“I know Wilbur,” I said.
“He even told me that his own cat likes to chat with your cats, and that he’s pretty sure they exchange information, which makes its way into your articles. I told him you don’t need any cats to be the ace reporter that you are.”
“Thanks.”
“Sure thing, babe. Nobody is going to make a fool of me and accuse you of using a crew of feline sleuths.” He laughed. “Simply the idea!”
“Yeah,” I agreed as I swallowed away a lump of uneasiness. “Pretty ridiculous.”
“What pisses me off the most is that Wilbur would think I’d fall for that crap.”
“Yeah, he probably figures you’re pretty thick.”
“Which I’m not.”
“No way. You’re former NYPD. You’re the smartest cop in town.”
“Absolutely. Imagine I wouldn’t know you can talk to cats.”
“Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.”
I stared out the window, biting my lip. Damn that Wilbur Vickery. He must have had too much eggnog, spreading rumors like that. Most people in town knew about the Poole women’s abilities, but didn’t mention it to outsiders. I would have to have a little chat with Wilbur. Remind him to keep his mouth shut. The other option was for me to come clean to Chase. I glanced over at the cop, taking in the sweep of dark hair as it dangled across his brow, and the rigid set of his face. This was not a man who believed in fairytale stories about talking cats. This was a man who relied on reason and logic to solve his cases, not feline intuition. There was no way he was ever going to believe me.
Just like he hadn’t believed a word Wilbur Vickery had told him. And a good thing, too.
Chapter 5
Chase parked his car across the street from where his grandfather lived. It was an old apartment building in downtown Brooklyn. It had once been brown, but was now all blackened from years of decay and exposure to the elements and big city smog. An old dog lay on the steps to the front door of the building, which was ajar, and looked up when we approached. It opened its mouth to bark, and I saw it was missing several teeth. Its hide was mottled and he did not look healthy. I crouched down to tickle it behind the ears but Chase pulled me back up.
“Don’t. These dogs are riddled with all kinds of pests and diseases.”
“Poor creature,” I said. “Someone should take care of him. Or her.”
“Someone should take care of the people that live here, too, but nobody does.”
His face had taken on a grim expression and I could see why. If my grandfather lived in these squalid conditions I wouldn’t be too happy either.
“How old is your grandfather?” I asked as we headed inside.
“Old. Well into his eighties.”
“How come he’s not in a retirement home?”
“You know how much those cost? His pension will never stretch far enough. And neither,” he added when I opened my mouth to make a remark, “will my paycheck. The only option is that I take him home to live with me, but since I’m still shacking up with your uncle, that’s not possible either.”
“Have you had any luck finding your own place yet?”
“Not yet, but I’m working on it. You wouldn’t believe how expensive Hampton Cove is.”
“Oh, I believe it,” I said. And I could see that Chase would be hard set to afford a decent place on his policeman’s salary. My family had owned the houses we lived in for generations. At the current real estate prices, we probably wouldn’t be able to afford to live in Hampton Cove either.
We tried the elevator, but a sign said it was out of order. The hallway was as decrepit as the outside of the house had heralded, and so was the stairwell. An old wino was lounging on the bottom step. He was sucking from a liquor bottle and gazing up at us with rheumy eyes. Some local color.
We arrived on the third floor and Chase quickly found the door to his grandfather’s apartment. He rang the bell and pounded the door but to no avail. So he tried the door of his grandpa’s neighbor. A pensioner appeared after what seemed like ten minutes, and peered out through a crack in the door, the security chain well in place.
“Yes? What do you want?”
“Hampton Cove Police Department, sir,” said Chase. “Detective Chase Kingsley. I’m looking for my grandfather—your next-door neighbor. By any chance have you seen him?”
The frown on the man’s face turned into a smile. “Detective Kingsley. I recognize you. You used to come and visit your grandpa a lot, right?”
“I used to,” Chase admitted. “I moved to Long Island this summer and haven’t had a chance to visit him as much as before. Do you know where he is? I’ve tried calling but he never picks up.”
“I have no idea, Detective.” The man unhooked the chain and opened the door. He was short and squat, and dressed in a bathrobe and slippers. The smell of cigars wafted from the room and my throat clogged for a moment at the acrid scent. “All I know is that he had some sort of argument a couple days ago. It was so loud I could hear it over the sound of Criminal Minds. Almost made me miss the big finale.”
“Who was it? Did you see?”
“When I looked out, the argument was over. All I could see was some guy walking off.”
“What did he look like?”
“Well-dressed guy. Youngish. Nice clean suit. Not the kind you see around here, I have to say. He looked more like a banker than a drug dealer. Unless he was a drug-dealing banker, of course. I’ll bet there’s more of them than you might imagine! Heh heh!” The man laughed a croaky laugh that was infectious and I had to smile.
“So you never saw this guy before?” asked Chase, not even cracking a smile.
“Nope. Never saw him before and haven’t seen him since.”
“What did they argue about?”
“Money, I think. Your grandpa seemed to think the guy owed him and the guy didn’t agree. But that’s all I got.”
“And you haven’t seen my grandfather since?”
“Nope.”
Chase rubbed his chin. “To your knowledge… was he involved in anything suspicious?”
The man’s bushy brows shot up. “You mean like drugs? No way. In fact I think me and him were the final few on this block who were clean. Apart from my cigar. Heh heh. But as far as I know smoking a cigar is still not illegal, no matter what those damn busybodies over at the Health Department might claim! Cigars are good for you, son, and don’t let anybody tell you different!”
“Sure they are,” said Chase, clapping a hand on the old-timer’s shoulder. “Thanks, buddy. And if you happen to see my granddad, tell him Chase is looking for him.”
“Will do, son! And if you see him first, tell him to bring me more of those Cohibas. I have no idea where he got them, but they’re damn fine cigars, and at the rate I’m going, I’m almost out!”
Chapter 6
We left the building feeling a little conflicted. Chase wanted to bust down the door to his grandfather’s apartment and look for his dead body, which by now he was sure the well-dressed man had left inside. I told him there was no reason to assume something bad had happened to his grandfather. Maybe the well-dressed man was a representative from the Publishers Clearing House and Grandpa hit the jackpot and was now sipping a piña colada under some palm tree somewhere.