Such opposite pulse of mother heart muscle.
For official record, escorted by chaperone Doris Lilly, journey of taxi automobile destination vast assembly hall Smithsonian Institute. Enormous vaulted hall. Incorporated among infinite doomed fellow student. All clutching, carry project in transit. Forever muscles operative me tensioned for possible “Peace Machine” premature explode. Girded loins always for imminent die. Forever flooded perspiration until deadly gadget ensconced center exhibition space, surrounded multitudes venomous American vipers.
Secret, in nervous, this agent reciting whisper of elements, “Mercury, molybdenum, marijuana…”
All entire generation operatives present: Magda, Tibor, and Ling. Tanek, Chernok, and Sheena. Bokara, Oleg, and Otto. Vaky, Metro, and Mang. All staunched for await inevitable demise, beaming false expression smile. Engaging American baboons, invite for make a more close inspection “Peace Machine.”
Many such oblivious United State citizen approach this agent, inquire if actually Pygmy of school rescue fame. Reverent Pygmy, renowned for spoiled slaughter delegates. Such curious onlookers queue for attain autographed paper marked this agent. Cluster dense surrounding faint tick-tick death machine.
Chaperone Doris Lilly, red wax lips beaming. Assembled operatives beaming.
This today, culmination whole lifetime. Purpose determined best service to state.
Infiltrate hive, den, pit American predators. Murder vile overlords.
Revenge savage terrorist slaughter parentage operative me.
For ignore memory cat sister, thinking machine operative me recite, Strontium, sulfur, spandex…
Recite, Lithium, Librium, latex…
Recite, Radium, radon, Rachael Stodard…
Hand crafting word Pygmy atop papers. Hand agitating offered hands American strangers.
Next now, voice say, “Hey.” Female voice. Face of host sister.
Embedded among crowd American vermin for assassinate—cat sister. This now—sister present self. Leering face of half smile, host sister say, “You fucked up my science project …” Say, “Now I’m here to return the favor.”
Strident voice operative me, making screech say, insist best top important cat sister flee this venue. Hurry flee this instant. Next whisper, control voice, say imminent soon detonate “Peace Machine,” raining death down upon all in attendance.
Cat sister merely rotate skull one direction, rotate skull opposite direction, repeat to make head meaning “no.”
For official record, this agent launched amid personal vast crisis. Most happy enough for kill infinite random American swine, grasping, jostling, crowds American rodents. Avenge parentage operative me… Erase influence vile United State culture corrupting global villagers… Delete starving American citizen appetite consuming all world resources…
Solely no able include murder glorious cat sister.
Eyes all fellow operatives cast upon this tableau. Suspicious apparent scenario.
Pitched whisper, voice operative me say, “Affectionate comrade.” Say, “Required immediate exit this doomed city.”
Explain this agent, contained vessel “Peace Machine” many fortunes paper American legal tender. Numerous weight pounds and kilograms monetary bills American money. Cash stolen out contribution plates community worship shrine. Vast fortune such currency wealth, compressed above miniature explosive charge. Upon impending now, almost arrived now, shall device explode showering all in attendance with windfall denominations mass quantity United State paper money.
Stealth sister merely look in return, no blink.
Explain this agent, on occasion device triggered, greedy capitalist citizens melee for gather filthy lucre. Million hundred hands grasp-snatch dirty currency.
Stealth sister remain looking, no blink.
According procedure required Operation Havoc, all such released money tainted neurotoxin. Catalyst ten days, trigger death of individuals exposed. No cure. No escape. Tainted money spent into circulation expected generate infinite additional more casualty. All present to die. All accepting such money—die. Toxic American money predicted spread until kill all capitalists.
Cat sister poised, brow muscle knotted in expression frustration. Roll eyeball, say, “So, you’re telling me that you’re a terrorist…?”
No, this agent explain own self as operative promoting freedom native glorious homeland.
“Whatever,” say host sister.
“It’s not that I don’t believe you,” say host sister. Say, “But I’m still going to wreck your project.” Next now, sister dive forward lunge. Delve hands so gripping refuse can of “Peace Machine.” Wrestling for overturn vessel, attempt to fail execution death machine. Foil objective flying flurry killer money.
Same now, ancient skeleton Doris Lilly stride present. Stricken, withered corpse fingers grip own gray curls, yank so reveal scalp shaved of hair. Shining pate. Cadaver mouth expectorate prosthetic teeth so clatter across exhibition flooring. Waxed red lips curl, whole sinew frame assume stance hideous ninja assassin, posture top high battling arts warrior. Balance all muscle into striking position Giant Stork Death Kick. Scream attack challenge.
Same now, sister activate siren of rapes, create emitting ear-pierce screaming horn. Blinding loud so fill all location.
Wal-Mart slave Doris Lilly revealed as mole superoperative, buried secret agent for ensure success Operation Havoc. Bony skeleton looming power, poised so launch deadly fatal blow upon cat sister.
Feet operative me, flying elbows this agent, spring landing sock-block, Soaring Condor Double Strike maneuver, blocking fatal strike. This agent toppling superior talent superagent Doris Lilly. Body muscle operative me committing full treason. Betray own thinking machine this agent.
Instant quick then, Madam Cadaver spring returned to fighting stance. Reinforced also, flanked ready killing limbs operative Tibor. Backed slashing death kicks operative Mang. Chernok. Sheena. All agent ranked along superagent in opposition solely operative me.
Siren shrieking scream.
Launching then Flying Tree Squirrel zoom-grab, Flying Hyena lash-pow, Elephant Stomp, wish-bang, Lashing Lynx slash-scratch. Atmosphere blurred multitude flashing fist, infinite bashing foot. Vast vaulted assembly hall filled crowded screams all onlooker. Great rush for escape turmoil tumult gouging fingers, biting teeth.
Final now all operative converged destroy this agent, that now cat sister delve hand into own luggage purse, extract infamous killer attack phallus. During circle of operatives encroaching for kill, edging more close, host sister say, “Let’s hope my mom didn’t swipe the batteries.” Finger slide activate dildo switch, say sister, “And let’s really hope I didn’t totally repair this sucker…”
Edging more close, ranked wall of killer assassins stance ready for execute Cobra One-Strike No-Blood. For land Leaping Kangaroo Punch Escape. For render Barracuda Deadly Eye Gouge.
Jumping so legs make, pow-pow, Tearing Tiger, operative Tibor quote keen visionary, astute author D. H. Lawrence, say, ‘“They want an outward system of nullity, which they call peace and goodwill, so that in their own souls they can be independent little gods.’”