Mr. Quimby stood for a moment in dazed silence. Then he turned, and the yellow of his lantern fell on the dazzling snow ahead. Together the two climbed Baldpate Mountain.
Chapter II
Enter a Lovelorn Haberdasher
Baldpate Inn did not stand tiptoe on the misty mountain-top. Instead it clung with grim determination to the side of Baldpate, about half-way up, much as a city man clings to the running board of an open street-car. This was the comparison Mr. Magee made, and even as he made it he knew that atmospheric conditions rendered it questionable. For an open street-car suggests summer and the ball park; Baldpate Inn, as it shouldered darkly into Mr. Magee’s ken, suggested winter at its most wintry.
About the great black shape that was the inn, like arms, stretched broad verandas. Mr. Magee remarked upon them to his companion.
“Those porches and balconies and things,” he said, “will come in handy in cooling the fevered brow of genius.”
“There ain’t much fever in this locality,” the practical Quimby assured him, “especially not in winter.”
Silenced, Mr. Magee followed the lantern of Quimby over the snow to the broad steps, and up to the great front door. There Magee produced from beneath his coat an impressive key. Mr. Quimby made as though to assist, but was waved aside.
“This is a ceremony,” Mr. Magee told him, “some day Sunday newspaper stories will be written about it. Baldpate Inn opening its doors to the great American novel!”
He placed the key in the lock, turned it, and the door swung open. The coldest blast of air Mr. Magee had even encountered swept out from the dark interior. He shuddered, and wrapped his coat closer. He seemed to see the white trail from Dawson City, the sled dogs straggling on with the dwindling provisions, the fat Eskimo guide begging for gum-drops by his side.
“Whew,” he cried, “we’ve discovered another Pole!”
“It’s stale air,” remarked Quimby.
“You mean the Polar atmosphere,” replied Magee. “Yes, it is pretty stale. Jack London and Doctor Cook have worked it to death.”
“I mean,” said Quimby, “this air has been in here alone too long. It’s as stale as last week’s newspaper. We couldn’t heat it with a million fires. We’ll have to let in some warm air from outside first.”
“Warm air — humph,” remarked Mr. Magee. “Well, live and learn.”
The two stood together in a great bare room. The rugs had been removed, and such furniture as remained had huddled together, as if for warmth, in the center of the floor. When they stepped forward, the sound of their shoes on the hard wood seemed the boom that should wake the dead.
“This is the hotel office,” explained Mr. Quimby.
At the left of the door was the clerk’s desk; behind it loomed a great safe, and a series of pigeon-holes for the mail of the guests. Opposite the front door, a wide stairway led to a landing half-way up, where the stairs were divorced and went to the right and left in search of the floor above. Mr. Magee surveyed the stairway critically.
“A great place,” he remarked, “to show off the talents of your dressmaker, eh, Quimby? Can’t you just see the stunning gowns coming down that stair in state, and the young men below here agitated in their bosoms?”
“No, I can’t,” said Mr. Quimby frankly.
“I can’t either, to tell the truth,” laughed Billy Magee. He turned up his collar. “It’s like picturing a summer girl sitting on an iceberg and swinging her open-work hosiery over the edge. I don’t suppose it’s necessary to register. I’ll go right up and select my apartments.”
It was upon a suite of rooms that bore the number seven on their door that Mr. Magee’s choice fell. A large parlor with a fireplace that a few blazing logs would cheer, a bedroom whose bed was destitute of all save mattress and springs, and a bathroom, comprised his kingdom. Here, too, all the furniture was piled in the center of the rooms. After Quimby had opened the windows, he began straightening the furniture about.
Mr. Magee inspected his apartment. The windows were all of the low French variety, and opened out upon a broad snow-covered balcony which was in reality the roof of the first floor veranda. On this balcony Magee stood a moment, watching the trees on Baldpate wave their black arms in the wind, and the lights of Upper Asquewan Falls wink knowingly up at him. Then he came inside, and his investigations brought him, presently to the tub in the bathroom.
“Fine,” he cried, “a cold plunge in the morning before the daily struggle for immortality begins.”
He turned the spigot. Nothing happened.
“I reckon,” drawled Mr. Quimby from the bedroom, “you’ll carry your cold plunge up from the well back of the inn before you plunge into it. The water’s turned off. We can’t take chances with busted pipes.”
“Of course,” replied Magee less blithely. His ardor was somewhat dampened — a paradox — by the failure of the spigot to gush forth a response. “There’s nothing I’d enjoy more than carrying eight pails of water up-stairs every morning to get up an appetite for — what? Oh, well, the Lord will provide. If we propose to heat up the great American outdoors, Quimby, I think it’s time we had a fire.”
Mr. Quimby went out without comment, and left Magee to light his first candle in the dark. For a time he occupied himself with lighting a few of the forty, and distributing them about the room. Soon Quimby came back with kindling and logs, and subsequently a noisy fire roared in the grate. Again Quimby retired, and returned with a generous armful of bedding, which he threw upon the brass bed in the inner room. Then he slowly closed and locked the windows, after which he came and looked down with good-natured contempt at Mr. Magee, who sat in a chair before the fire.
“I wouldn’t wander round none,” he advised. “You might fall down something — or something. I been living in these parts, off and on, for sixty years and more, and nothing like this ever came under my observation before. Howsomever, I guess it’s all right if Mr. Bentley says so. I’ll come up in the morning and see you down to the train.”
“What train?” inquired Mr. Magee.
“Your train back to New York City,” replied Mr. Quimby. “Don’t try to start back in the night. There ain’t no train till morning.”
“Ah, Quimby,” laughed Mr. Magee, “you taunt me. You think I won’t stick it out. But I’ll show you. I tell you, I’m hungry for solitude.”
“That’s all right,” Mr. Quimby responded, “you can’t make three square meals a day off solitude.”
“I’m desperate,” said Magee. “Henry Cabot Lodge must come to me, I say, with tears in his eyes. Ever see the senator that way? No? It isn’t going to be an easy job. I must put it over. I must go deep into the hearts of men, up here, and write what I find. No more shots in the night. Just the adventure of soul and soul. Do you see? By the way, here’s twenty dollars, your first week’s pay as caretaker of a New York Quixote.”
“What’s that?” asked Quimby.
“Quixote,” explained Mr. Magee, “was a Spanish lad who was a little confused in his mind, and went about the country putting up at summer resorts in mid-winter.”
“I’d expect it of a Spaniard,” Quimby said. “Be careful of that fire. I’ll be up in the morning.” He stowed away the bill Mr. Magee had given him. “I guess nothing will interfere with your lonesomeness. Leastways, I hope it won’t. Good night.”
Mr. Magee bade the man good night, and listened to the thump of his boots, and the closing of the great front door. From his windows he watched the caretaker move down the road without looking back, to disappear at last in the white night.
Throwing off his great coat, Mr. Magee noisily attacked the fire. The blaze flared red on his strong humorous mouth, in his smiling eyes. Next, in the flickering half-light of suite seven, he distributed the contents of his traveling-bags about. On the table he placed a number of new magazines and a few books.