“And when will that be?”
“When the study is complete.”
“And how will you know when that is?”
“Because I will be recalled to Emerald City.”
“That’s insane.”
“If you look around, you won’t find much that isn’t.”
I had to agree with this, but the Apocryphal man, perhaps unused to having a chance to explain himself, carried on.
“There were initially ten Baxters, but despair took all but one. The weakest willed was always going to be the last Baxter standing. Sadly, it was me—I will have to shoulder the responsibility on my own.”
“What responsibility?”
“Without me, no one’s life has any meaning.”
“I thought Munsell said that color was here to give our lives meaning?”
“Its function is to give life apparent meaning. It is an abstraction, a misdirection—nothing more than a sideshow at Jollity Fair. As long as your minds are full of Chromatic betterment, there can be no room for other, more destructive thoughts. Do you understand?”
“Not really,” I said, confused by Mr. Baxter’s odd view of the world. “What was the Something That Happened?”
“I was born after the Epiphany. I don’t know what happened. But if you want to find out, then you should return to Rusty Hill and finish the work Zane and Ochre started.”
“The painting of the ceiling?”
“Everything is there in the ceiling,” he said. “All it needs is a key.”
I recalled the strong feeling of anticipation I had felt at the appearance of the Pooka. As with the Perpetulite’s hidden panel and the harmonics running Everspins, there was far, far more to the world than I supposed, and quite possibly a lot more to us.
“But—” I was interrupted by three loud raps at the door. Aware that I should not even be acknowledging Mr.
Baxter let alone talking to him, I went to the door to see the caller away.
It was Courtland Gamboge. He was on his own, and his manner seemed . . . businesslike.
“Twenty-two minutes.”
“I’m sorry?”
“Twenty-two minutes,” he repeated, “until the train departs. You surrendered your Open Return to deMauve, and I’ve a spare. This time tomorrow you can be back in the arms of your sweetheart. No trip to High Saffron, no chair census, no getting married to Violet, nothing. It’s life as it was before you came out here to the Fringes.”
“I’m still down eight hundred merits.”
“You’ll have to sort that out for yourself.”
“And the catch?”
“No catch,” he said with a forced smile. “We give you a ticket, and you get on the train. You don’t owe us anything, and we don’t owe you anything. Clean slate. It’s like you were never here.”
“I need to tell my father.”
“You can leave a note. He’ll understand. Twenty-one minutes. If you’re going, you have to go now.”
They had timed it well, and the decision was an easy one to make. I took the proffered ticket.
“Good lad,” he said, “I’ll see you to the railway station.”
Open Return
2.6.32.12.269: The Leapback list shall be maintained by the most westerly village in Green Sector East. Fresh Leapback shall be chosen in reverse alphabetical order.
Courtland’s timing was indeed perfect: The train had just pulled in when we got to the railway station. Bunty was in her usual place and nodded to Courtland, who turned and walked back toward the village without comment. The day was by now blistering hot, with barely a cloud in the sky, and the trainspotters on the slope above fanned themselves with their notebooks to keep cool.
I opened the carriage door, smiled a greeting to an amiable-looking Blue woman in a hat and veil and sat by myself in the nearly empty carriage. I looked at Bunty, who was still seated on the platform, and she stared at me with as much disdain as she could muster, which was considerable. I took a deep breath and settled back into my seat. The train would leave as soon as the linoleum was loaded, and since I was impatient to be away, time seemed to slow down. I didn’t know what the Jade-under-Lime Council would say when I arrived back early, but I didn’t really care. I was away, and alive.
“Master Edward?” came a voice. “There’s a telegram for you.”
It was Stafford, who smiled and tipped his cap. I thanked him, and asked him how he knew I was here, to which he replied that he was simply picking up a fare, and always had at least a half-dozen telegrams to deliver.
“Off for long, sir?” he asked.
“For good, Stafford. Thanks for everything.”
“Most kind, sir. I hope things turn out delightfully uneventful for you.”
“Yes,” I said slowly, “I hope so, too.”
“Back to the usual routine, then is it, sir?”
“Yes, yes,” I replied, “I expect so.”
“Master Edward?”
“Yes, Stafford?”
“Never underestimate the capacity for romance, no matter what the circumstance.”
“You mean Jane?”
But he didn’t answer.
“Pleasant voyage, Master Edward.”
He tipped his hat a second time, and was gone. I sat back in my seat again, confused and annoyed.
Stafford might have been pulling my leg, of course—or may not have meant Jane at all. I tried not to think about her and instead concentrate on what I had learned: Don’t rock the boat, don’t stand out, respect the Chromatic scale and, above all, don’t try to improve queuing. From what I’d seen in East Carmine, I now had all the tools necessary for a long and prosperous life. With a bit of luck, I would marry Constance, keep the Collective well supplied with string and give the Oxbloods the Reddest son they had ever had. It all seemed so simple, really, and in some respects, I thanked my lucky stars that I had been given the opportunity to allow clarity to be brought to my dangerously unsociable outlook.
I saw the stationmaster ready his flag, and for the first time since I had arrived in East Carmine, I felt myself relax. I smiled and looked out the window. The only alighting passenger looked like Bertie Magenta. Same large ears and mildly dopey demeanor. I looked closer. It was Bertie Magenta. He was dressed in a light synthetic-violet three-piece suit with matching hat, and was carrying a small overnight case. He held a perfumed handkerchief to his nose and had wrapped his shoes in newspaper, presumably to avoid soiling them.
“Bertie?” I said, having lowered the carriage window. “Is that you?”
“Hello, Eddie,” he replied. “Are you leaving?”
“It’s a long story. What in Munsell’s name are you doing here?”
“Very droll,” he said with a laugh. “Another one of your quippy japes?”
“Not at all,” I replied, “I really want to know.”
“Because you sent for me. Something about a frightfully vivacious sub-Beta gal who would be willing”—he leaned forward and lowered his voice—“to offer favors on approval.”
“Tommo!” I cried, suddenly realizing what had happened. Foolishly, I had mentioned Bertie’s name in his presence.
“No, I think her name’s Imogen, and she looks and sounds like just the sort of filly I’m after. If she’s half as purplicious as you made out in your telegram, I will happily give you the fifty-merit introduction fee you asked for.”
“There’s been a misunderstanding.”
“What?” said Bertie. “You mean she’s not available?”
“No. Well, yes, I suppose she is, but—”
“Welcome to East Carmine!” came a voice, and I turned to see Tommo and Fandango walking along the platform. Behind them in the station yard was the village’s Ford. Bertie was being given the full treatment, and while Fandango greeted Magenta warmly and led him toward the Ford, Tommo leaned on the window to talk to me.