He practiced the gesture in secrecy, just in case he ever needed it, but he never used it.
He still wanted everyone to know he was a wizard, though. There were a good many magicians living in Mreghon at the time, wizards and sorcerers and theurgists and a variety of others — the exact reasons for this are unclear, but indisputably, Mreghon had more than its share of practitioners of the arts arcane. These magicians were something of a privileged elite, highly respected by the rest of the population, and deferred to in several ways. A known magician could always count on a fair price at the village market, and no smith would ever miss the promised delivery date on a wizard’s or sorcerer’s order.
After all, angering a wizard is dangerous. He might turn you into a frog. Everyone knew that, even though in truth, most wizards didn’t know that particular spell.
That this one wizard did know it, and had mastered it so completely without ever learning any more useful or benign magic, was a source of constant private irritation, but really, the wizard had no choice but to live with it.
And since he had mastered this spell, and really could, if he chose, turn people into frogs, he played the role of a wizard to the hilt. He wore a fancy hat and embroidered robe, with a silver dagger on his belt; he carried an ornately-carved staff with a cat’s skull on top, and lived in a well-furnished cave rather than an ordinary house to add to his mystique. He collected and studied various old books — partly in hopes of learning more magic, but mostly just to keep up his image. He kept strange pets, such as lizards and giant spiders — nothing supernatural, though, since he had no way of manufacturing, summoning, or controlling such creatures. He equipped himself with a full wizard’s laboratory, crammed with all the usual bizarre paraphernalia — skulls, stuffed bats, mysterious powders, all of that — even though he couldn’t use a single bit of it.
In short, he did everything a powerful wizard did, except to perform any genuine wizardry.
Reasonably enough, everyone in the vicinity assumed he was a great and powerful wizard.
As a sort of private reference to his peculiar situation, he wore green robes instead of the more traditional red or blue or gold, and he had a silver frog emblazoned on his hat. Accordingly, when people needed to distinguish him from the other wizards in the area, they referred to him as “the frog wizard.”
This was all very well, and in fact it was exactly what the frog wizard wanted. He led a quiet, comfortable life, and had the respect and affection of his neighbors. Really, he was quite content with the situation.
Unfortunately, it didn’t last, because late one summer Mreghon was invaded.
The first the frog wizard knew of this was when a messenger knocked on the door of his cave one fine morning, carrying a royal summons from King Kelder, the monarch of Mreghon.
The wizard was sitting in the parlor with his feet up, sipping tea and reading a tome on the best substitutes for dragon’s blood in assorted fire spells, when he heard a loud, impatient rapping. He sighed, put the book aside, and got to his feet.
The rapping sounded again, and he answered the door, expecting to see one of his neighbors come looking for a bit of advice, or maybe some villager asking after a philtre of some sort.
Instead he found himself face to face with a royal herald, in the full ceremonial regalia of his office.
The wizard blinked, startled, and before he had time to do any more than blink the herald had unrolled a scroll and begun reading. The wizard stood there, feeling rather foolish, and listened.
The herald proclaimed in a deep, rolling voice, “Whereas, Our Realm has been attacked, without provocation, by certain Enemies, and...”
The herald took a deep breath, and the wizard started to say something, but before he could get a single sound out the herald continued, “Whereas, Our normal methods of defense do not appear to provide a complete assurance of Victory against this foul invader, and...”
Again a deep breath, and a continuation.
“Whereas, supernatural methods needs must be employed against this Desecration of Our Borders, and...”
Another deep breath.
“Whereas, Our enlightened rule has provided all alike, commoner and noble, mortal and magician, with great benefits and fair treatment...”
The herald paused dramatically, one hand raised, and the wizard waited politely.
“Therefore,” the herald announced, “We call upon all those with any skills in arcane practices, be they in wizardry, sorcery, theurgy, witchcraft, or other practices, to recognize their obligation to the Crown, and...”
The wizard really wished that the herald would forget about the dramatic pauses and get on with it.
“Therefore, all practitioners of Magic are hereby summoned forthwith to the Castle Royal, by Command of His Majesty Kelder, First of That Name, Heir to the Ancient Lords of the Holy Kingdom of Ethshar.”
The herald nodded for emphasis, and began rolling up the scroll as he concluded, “Signed, and with Our Seal, this fourteenth day of the month of Harvest, in the Year of Human Speech Five Thousand and Sixty-Eight.”
The wizard was very impressed by all this, which sounded quite majestic, and when the herald had finished reading the wizard asked him just exactly what it all meant.
“It means that you’re to come with me to the castle, immediately,” the herald explained.
The wizard considered that for a moment, and then asked, “Why?”
“You’re a wizard, aren’t you?” the herald asked.
The wizard promptly agreed that yes, he was indeed a wizard.
“Well,” the herald explained, “all the magicians in Mreghon are being summoned to the castle to help fight off the invader.”
The wizard was not at all sure he liked the sound of that, and he said so.
The herald insisted, and made some rather nasty threats about what the king might do to uncooperative magicians.
The wizard remarked that it was all very unfair.
The herald argued that the invasion was unfair, and it wasn’t the king’s fault, and it didn’t really matter whose fault it was or whether it was fair or not, because it all came out the same in the end — the wizard had to come to the castle if he didn’t want to be in a very great deal of trouble.
The wizard continued to argue for awhile, but the herald was relentless in his insistence.
In the end, the wizard gave in on the major points, but he did a little insisting of his own and was allowed time to pack a bag and finish his tea.
While he was packing, and on the walk to the castle, he asked the herald more questions, and got more of an explanation of just what was going on.
It seems that the exact reason for the invasion was not entirely clear to the Mreghonians, but it appeared to have something to do with an insult the Mreghonian king, Kelder the First, had unintentionally directed at the king of Lassuron, a surly fellow by the name of Bardec who had a reputation for turning every little incident into a war, and who had thus enlarged Lassuron considerably at the expense of its neighbors — such as tiny Mreghon.
Although the insult was completely inadvertent, King Bardec had chosen to take umbrage — he had probably been looking for an excuse. He had led an army of some four hundred men into Mreghon, marching them through the peaceful countryside, burning farmhouses and trampling crops and in general making life very unpleasant for the citizenry.