“Star?” Judge Stevens huffed. “I tried a star once. Bruce Harris. Son-of-a-bitch liked wearing women’s clothes, did you know that?”
“Cats!” shouted the Saviour. Everyone in the room stopped talking and looked at the old man.
The room, for once, was silent.
The Saviour had his arms raised, like some TV evangelist, and he looked over the group with a knowing gaze. Even Aleister waited in anticipation of what the old coot was going to say.
“Cats!” he cried again. “Was a load of crap.”
The room erupted with applause and Aleister noticed even Broadway Queen was clapping.
Amidst all the admiration, Aleister heard Peaches cry, “Peaches!”
Who the hell are these people? Rejects of society that’s what they are. Sad, pathetic lost souls. The people that time forgot.
Aleister closed his eyes and thought of the whiskey flowing down his throat and the hot sweetness spreading through his body.
Soon they’ll get the bottles from downstairs. Just hang on a little longer.
The raucousness died down. Aleister opened his eyes and looked over at the Saviour.
“Now, we’ve all had our fun and food. Party time is over. I have gathered together here on this thin raft six people, six people chosen by God Almighty Himself to be Noahs of this life and when the world ends and mankind is wiped out, we, and we alone will be spared, and we will then begin the task of starting the race over again.” He stopped, grabbed his imaginary glass and took a drink.
Is that what this is about? They think the world’s going to end?
Aleister groaned. It was bad enough that he was in a room full of crazy old bums, but they were religious freaks too?
Just as long as I get my free whiskey, I couldn’t care if they thought they were sent here from the future.
A sobering thought.
“We seven will be all that’s left when the world closes her curtains. But fear not, my chosen ones, for the Earth will still be here, and it will be reborn again, like the human race will be reborn again, and she will be beautiful and pure.”
“Like Peaches!”
“That’s right, my dear fruit merchant. Just like peaches.”
The little man sitting atop the peaches crate laughed and nodded and Aleister thought he had never seen a more pathetic creature.
Aleister raised his hand.
“Yes my son?” the Saviour said.
“When’s the whiskey coming?”
“Soon, my son. Very soon.”
Aleister’s mouth began to salivate.
“I’ll have a whiskey sour, please,” said Jack.
“Oh, and I’ll have a mint julep,” said Broadway Queen.
“Later,” the Saviour said, his shoulder’s dropping. “Later later later later later!”
Aleister felt kind of bad about upsetting the Saviour. “Sorry Saviour,” Aleister said. “Go on.”
The old man seemed to brighten a little. He straightened. “Thank you, Mr. Donaldson.”
“Court’s now in session,” Judge Stevens said.
The Saviour left the bar and walked over to one of the grimy windows with wire meshing over it presumably to keep the vandals out (or us in), his long tattered coat flapping as he went. He peered out. They all waited for the Saviour to come back and stand in front of the bar. “We haven’t got much time. The apocalypse is coming, it’s getting dark outside.”
Aleister checked his watch. It was only eleven-thirty in the morning. He looked back at the window, saw that yes, it did look dim out there, but reminded himself that the window did look out onto an alley. Plus the window itself was thick with dust and mold.
Poor deluded fool.
“Everyone down to the cellar,” the Saviour said.
Now we’re talking. Cellar means alcohol!
Aleister stood along with the rest of the bums. They all seemed pretty nonplussed about it all — except for the Saviour of course.
“Okay, Doreen, you lead the way downstairs.”
Doreen huh?
Aleister watched as the black woman, who hadn’t uttered a word or moved the entire time he had been in here, started walking. Judge Stevens followed, then Peaches, Broadway Queen, Jack, with Aleister bringing up the rear. The Saviour fell in behind Aleister, picking up his invisible glass as he left the bar.
Soon Doreen stopped at a door, which was situated around the back of the bar. She opened it, then stepped through.
So that’s where the stairs were hiding, Aleister thought.
He stopped when he reached the door. There was a narrow landing just beyond the door, then stairs that stretched a long way down to the cellar.
He turned and faced the Saviour. “There is whiskey down there, right?”
“Of course,” the old man said. His breath fogged Aleister’s head with hot, overwhelming fumes. “There are lots of things down there — food, water, beds. Everything we need to last us for at least two months.”
Aleister’s breath was sucked from his body. “T…two months?”
The Saviour nodded. “Haven’t you been listening, Mr. Donaldson? We are going to shut ourselves down there while the world destroys every living person. We have to wait sometime before we can emerge and be sure the world is safe. I’m sure He will give us a sign when it is safe to come out.”
Aleister’s throat was dry — he needed booze bad.
“In the meantime we’ll sing songs, tell stories, eat and drink like kings, and, of course, procreate.”
Aleister gazed down the long staircase. The full realisation of what these nutcases were doing hit him and for the first time since he could remember, the dizziness he felt wasn’t from drinking.
“You’re crazy,” he gasped. “All of you are nothing but crazy fucking bums. The world isn’t ending. For Christ’s sake, we’re in an abandoned bar in Manhattan. The world may be fucking bleak out there — I guess you people are testament to that — but it’s hardly coming to an end.”
“Stop this nonsense Mr. Donaldson and go down into the cellar. Doreen is waiting.”
Aleister frowned at the Saviour. “She’s waiting? For what?”
“For you. She likes you. She told me. She wants to have many babies with you. Imagine that, two months of making love with my sweet Doreen.”
“Doreen’s your wife?”
The Saviour laughed. “No, my daughter.”
“But she’s bla…”
Oh what’s the use? How can you reason with a nutcase?
From down below, Aleister heard the unmistakable cry of “Peaches!”
“Come now, we really must be going. The end is nigh. We will be safe down in the cellar.”
No amount of free alcohol was worth this — of that Aleister was certain.
Who am I kidding? There’s none down there. I must’ve been crazy to think there was.
Aleister pushed past the Saviour.
“You can’t leave.”
“Right, I’m one of the chosen.”
“You are. We need you. Doreen needs you.”
“I don’t give a fuck about Doreen. I don’t give a fuck about any of you pathetic drunks.”
Aleister turned and walked towards the door that led out into the alley.
“But you need us,” the Saviour called. “It’s your destiny.”
Destiny my ass, he thought.
As he neared the door, he looked back and saw the Saviour staring at him. Aleister shook his head. “Have a nice life bud. Say goodbye to the others for me, huh?”
The Saviour gazed at Aleister, and with a knowing twinkle in his eyes and a slight grin said, “You’ll be back. You’re one of us, Mr. Donaldson, whether you realise it or not.” With a bow of his head, the Saviour stepped back and closed the door. Aleister was all alone up in the main room. “Well, screw you,” he said and felt something heavy in his pants. He shoved his hand down his left pocket and to his absolute delight his fingers grasped his hip flask. He didn’t realize he had it with him, wondered why he hadn’t noticed it until now.