"I went home, but I couldn't sleep. I tried to think it through. And I guess I did think it through. This being can put me through. With him on my side I can do anything. There's no position in this corporation I couldn't have. And that would just be a starter. I don't know where the end would be. So I want to make the deal. I know exactly what I want. And what he wants. He wants, well, he wants me. Not my body, really, or anything like that. It's more like something mental. He wants to take it from me a little at a time, like a parasitical drain. But it wouldn't affect me physically or mentally. In fact, I'd get sharper all the time. And whatever it is, it would go so slowly, day-by-day, that I wouldn't notice it. This goes on for years. I'll even have a normal life expectancy. When he's got all of it, I'll die. And that's the deal. The next thing is to get it down on paper. Something he and I can both sign. A binding contract. It doesn't matter whether you believe he exists. Call him the Devil if you like. And call the thing I'm giving him, my soul. A lot of people who believe in God don't believe the Devil exists. And some of them don't believe in souls, either. Although, as I said, it isn't really that simple."
There was a long silence.
"The contract?" prompted Fast.
Patrick nodded, as in a dream, to Sullivan.
Sullivan began: "This Agreement, made as of this blank day of blank, in the year of our Lord — "
"Not 'of our Lord'," said Fast.
"Quite so," said Sullivan. "I'll fix that." He continued: " ... By and between John Fast, hereinafter sometimes referred to as 'Fast', and His Satanic Majesty, hereinafter sometimes referred to as 'The Devil', Witnesseth: Whereas Fast is desirous of certain improvements in his present circumstances; and Whereas The Devil is able to cause and bring about said improvements; now therefore, in consideration of the mutual promises herein contained, and for other good and valuable consideration, the receipt of which is hereby acknowledged, the parties agree as follows: Article One. The Devil shall promptly cause the Hope Chemical Company to erect a plant for the production of terpineol, hereinafter referred to as 'Neol', and to make Fast the manager thereof. The Devil shall, with all deliberate speed, cause Fast to become a world-famous chemist, rich, respected, and to win at least two Nobel prizes. Without limiting the generality of the foregoing, The Devil will immediately enter upon the performance, and will continue same, for the full term of this Agreement, of every obligation set forth on Exhibit A, annexed hereto, and incorporated by reference herein."
Sullivan looked up at Fast. "You wrote out the list?"
"Right here."
"Mark it 'Exhibit A'," said Sullivan. He continued. "Article Two. Fast hereby assigns, grants, conveys, sets over, and transfers all his right, title, and interest in and to his soul, to the said Devil, on the death of Fast; provided, however, that Fast shall live until the age of seventy, and that during said period The Devil shall have met faithfully, and in a good and workmanlike manner, all his obligations, both general and specific, as above set forth."
Patrick nodded. "That's fine."
"We had to change some of our 'boiler-plate' clauses," said Sullivan. "Others we had to leave out altogether. For example, we thought it best to omit completely the 'Force Majeure' clause, whereby the Devil is relieved from his obligation to perform, if prevented by an Act of God, but can nevertheless require you to perform, that is, give up your soul!"
"Logical," agreed Fast.
"And we had to change the 'construction and validity' clause. Ordinarily we provide that our contracts shall be construed, and their validity determined, under the laws of the State of New York. However, we think that under New York law the contract might be held invalid, as having an immoral object, and hence unenforceable by either side. So we changed it to Hawaiian law."
"Yes," said Fast. "It's all ready to sign, then?"
"Right there, there're lines for the signatures of both, ah, parties," said Sullivan. "Are we to understand, John, that the Devil will actually affix his signature to this document, in real pen and ink?"
"I sign in blood," said Fast calmly. "How he signs, I'm not really sure. All I know is, he'll do something, maybe make a special appearance, to let me know that he accepts."
"I see," said Patrick. (He saw nothing.) He asked curiously, "But why do you think you need the Devil? An energetic man with a solid technical background and a high I.Q. in a big, growing chemical company doesn't need assistance such as this."
Fast looked at him in surprise. "Coming from you, Con, that's a very strange question."
"How is that?"
"I accept aid from any source, because I am totally committed. But so are you, and therefore, you, too, will accept assistance without asking the cost, or to whom the payment will be made."
Patrick felt a flurry of confusion. "And to what am I totally committed?"
"To your patents. Did you not know?"
Patrick had to think about this. Finally, he shook his head, not in denial, but to admit incomprehension. "Well," he defended. "It's my job."
Fast's mouth, immobile and cryptic as the Mona Lisa's, seemed almost to smile. "Yes, but only because you have contracted for it. So you see, what I have done is not a particularly strange thing. You ... everyone ... has entered into his own private contract, with something. My only difference is that I have put mine in writing. This does not necessarily mean that I am more honest than you. Perhaps I am merely more perceptive."
"True, my deal is with the Devil. But is that immoral? Morality is relative. My action, my way of life, has to be evaluated against the background of your action, and your way of life. You think me immoral, if not insane. Yet you wrote this contract for me. Why? Because you want to keep me happy. And why do you want to keep me happy? So that I'll keep your patents coming. Therefore you've made your own contract — with your patents. You resolve all questions of sin, virtue, and morality in light of the effect on your patents. With you, nothing can be sinful — even an assignment to hell — if it helps your terpineol patents. Before you judge my contract, take a look at your own."
Patrick stared at the gray man. Finally he smiled uneasily. "Whatever you say, John."
"And now I'll do you a favour, Con. Change the name."
"Change what name?"
"Neol. It's wrong."
"What's wrong with it?"
"The sound; wrong altogether. If you should ever have to ... call ... anyone with it, it wouldn't do it. Also, you ought to have five letters, exactly, one letter for each point of the pentagram. Correct symbology is essential."
"Whom would I be calling?" said Patrick. "And why?"
"You know ... for your patents."
Patrick looked blank, then frowned, then finally he smiled. "All right, John. Whether or not you're a mystic, I'll give you 'x-plus', for mystification."