He dropped Noyton at the hotel entrance. "Call me tomorrow when you're rested, and I'll pick you up for breakfast. I want a private talk with you before turning you over to the mayor."
At the end of the day Qwilleran and his two friends relaxed in the library for a while before lights-out. Yum Yum sat on his lap with her back in a convenient position for stroking, and Koko sat tall and alert on the desktop, awaiting conversation.
Qwilleran began in an even, conciliatory tone. "I don't know what to say to you, Koko. You're not usually destructive — unless you have a reason. Why did you ruin the herb garden?"
The cat squeezed his eyes and made a small sound without opening his mouth.
"It won't do any good to act contrite. The damage is done. If you're trying to alienate our splendid housekeeper, you're cutting off your whiskers to spite your face. You won't eat half so well when she's married and living somewhere else."
Koko hopped from the desk to the bookshelf and started pawing at the set of plays.
"No readings tonight. I've had a full day. But we'll play Mr. Tibbitt's tape and see how it sounds."
The small portable recorder made the old man's high-pitched voice even more nasal and shrill, and Koko shook his head and batted his ears with a paw.
There was the ring of a telephone bell on the tape, and the recording came to an abrupt end. Qwilleran stroked his moustache reflectively. "Ephraim was lynched," he said aloud. "Titus was knifed. The other brother — Samson — was probably ambushed. And Senior was ... what? Was his death an accident? Or was it suicide? Or was it murder?"
"Yow!" said Koko, and Qwilleran felt a significant twinge in the roots of his moustache.
9
Monday, November eighteenth. "An unexpected cold snap brought temperatures as low as five degrees in Pickax last night, six below in Brrr, but a warming trend is indicated with a few snow flurries this afternoon."
Qwilleran snapped off his car radio with an impatient gesture. Despite the predictions, Moose County had yet to see even a light dusting of snow. He was driving to the New Pickax Hotel in the limousine that he had inherited from the Klingenschoen estate, the better to impress the visitor from Down Below.
When Noyton saw the long black vehicle, he said, "Jeez! Qwill, you've really got it made! How come? Did you marry oil? No one ever told me why you left the Fluxion. I thought you retired to write a book."
“It’s a long story,” Qwilleran said. “First I want to show you where I live and treat you to one of my housekeeper’s memorable breakfasts.”
“You — with a housekeeper as well as a limo? I remember when you lived in a furnished room and rode the bus.”
“Actually I live over the garage, and I’m turning the house into a museum.”
In a state of wonder Noyton walked into the K mansion and said, “I know kings in Europe that don’t live this good. One thing I want to know: Why am I here? Why don’t you finance this newspaper yourself?”
It was a question that Qwilleran was tired of hearing. He explained his position. “I’m a writer, Harry, not an entrepreneur.” He related the history of the Picayune and reiterated the county’s crying need for a newspaper.
“Who’s going to run it?” was Noyton’s first question.
“Arch Riker has just left the Fluxion. He’s a great editor and knows the business inside out. Junior Goodwinter is the last of a long line of newspaper Goodwinters. He’s a trained journalist. His academic record is tops, and he has boundless energy and enthusiasm.”
“Sounds like my kind of joe. Who’s the widow?”
“Gritty Goodwinter ... “
“I like her already!”
“She wants to sell the newspaper to a close personal friend who’ll only exploit the name of the hundred-year-old publication. Of course, you could forget the Picayune and start something called the Backwoods Gazette or the Moose Call, but the Picayune had a million dollars’ worth of publicity last week and is due for more in a national news magazine.”
“I got the picture,” Noyton said. “We’ll get the paper away from those bastards.”
“Mrs. Goodwinter also has a barnful of antique printing presses. You could start a newspaper museum.”
“I like it!” Noyton exclaimed. “What made you think of me, anyway?”
Qwilleran hesitated. They were eating breakfast, and Koko was under the table hoping someone would drop a strip of bacon. “Well, it’s like this: Your name just popped into my head.” How could he explain to a man like Noyton that the cat had drawn his attention to a certain book? No, it was too farfetched.
After breakfast the two men paid a visit to Scottie’s Men’s Shop. The proprietor burred his r’s and sold Noyton a raccoon car coat, an Aussie hat, and some tooled leather boots. For the rest of the day the big ungainly man with a craggy face was highly visible in Pickax.
He was seen leaving the hotel, entering the city hall, driving around with the mayor, lunching with influential men at the country club, walking out of the law office, walking into the bank, dining with the Goodwinter widow, and eating a twenty-ounce steak with two baked potatoes.
It was rumored that he was a Texan buying oil rights that would make Moose County farmers rich. Or he was a speculator promoting offshore drilling that would ruin the tourist industry. Or he was the advance man for a nuclear power plant that would leak radiation, contaminate the drinking water, and kill the fish. Or he was a Hollywood scout for a major movie to be made in Moose County. The rumors were reported by Mrs. Cobb, who had heard them from Mrs. Fulgrove, who had been told by Mr. O’Dell.
Meanwhile Qwilleran made a morning visit to the hospital to see the young newspaper editor who was known for his boundless energy and enthusiasm. Junior was slumped in a chair with his leg in a cast, his face unshaven, and his expression disgruntled. Jody was flitting about, trying to be cheerful and useful, but Junior was being stubbornly morose.
“You idiot!” Qwilleran greeted the patient. “If you’re going to break a leg, why not pick a more comfortable place?”
Jody said, “He caught a bad cold in the woods, but it didn’t go into pneumonia. He wants to stay in the hospital until his beard grows.”
“Nowhere else to go,” Junior said hopelessly. “The farmhouse is sold. The furniture is being auctioned off Wednesday. I can’t stay with Jody; all she’s got is a studio apartment.”
“We have some spare beds you’re welcome to use,” Qwilleran said.
“I don’t know. I just don’t know what to do.”
“Well, wipe that bleak look off your face. I have some good news. An acquaintance of mine from Down Below wants to buy a newspaper. He’s prepared to offer your mother three times what XYZ has offered, and he’ll sink a bundle into a new printing plant.”
Junior looked wary. “Is he crazy?”
“Crazy and loaded. He owns office buildings, hotels, ball clubs, a chain of restaurants, and a couple of breweries in the U.S. and abroad, and he likes the idea of owning a newspaper. He might get into magazines later on.”
“I don’t believe it. I’m hallucinating. Or you’re hallucinating.”
Jody cried, “Oh, Juney! Isn’t that fabulous?”
Qwilleran went on. “Noyton is here now. The city fathers are gung ho. The plan is for Arch Riker to be the publisher, and you’ll be managing editor of a real newspaper. I know some young journalists Down Below who are disenchanted with the city, and they’ll find this a good place to raise a family. They won’t earn as much as they did Down Below, but it costs less to live up here. Who knows? We might get Noyton to finance a decent airport and buy an airline. We’ll have to monitor his enthusiasm, though, or he’ll build a fifty-story hotel in the middle of a cornfield.”