"Do you expect me to get the housekeeper out of bed in the middle of the night?" Qwilleran grumbled.
"I'm coming over there anyway. Want to talk to you. I'll grab a taxi and be there in five minutes."
"There are no taxis, Harry. You can walk. It's only three blocks."
"I haven't walked three blocks since they let me out of the infantry!"
"Try it! It's good for you. Don't go to the main house; come to my apartment over the garage."
Qwilleran pulled on some clothes and opened a closet door that concealed a mini kitchen. A mini sink produced instant boiling water for his culinary specialty, instant coffee. A mini microwave thawed breakfast rolls taken from a mini freezer.
In no time at all Noyton bounded up the stairs. "Is this where you live? I like this modem stuff better than the junk in the big house. Hey, this is a sexy sofa! Do you bring girls up here?"
Qwilleran was always grumpy before his morning coffee. "This is where I work, Harry. I'm writing a book."
"No jive! What's it about?"
"You'll have to wait and buy a copy when it's published."
"I like you newspaper guys," said Noyton with buoyant good humor. "You're independent! That's why I go for this idea of owning a paper. This neck of the woods is waiting for something to happen. There's a lot of money up here! People own their own planes, three or four cars, forty-foot boats, sable coats! You should see the rocks on the women at the country club!"
"You're looking at inherited wealth," Qwilleran said. "There's also poverty and unemployment, and too many kids aren't going to college. A newspaper with guts could stir up some civic consciousness and promote job training and job opportunities and scholarships. The Klingenschoen Fund can't do it alone — and shouldn't do it alone!"
"Dammit! You've got it all figured out. That's what I like about you newspaper guys."
Qwilleran placed mugs of coffee and a plate of Mrs. Cobb's cinnamon rolls on the travertine card table. "Pull up a chair, Harry. How do you like the hotel? Are you comfortable?"
"Hell, they gave me the bridal suite with a round bed and pink satin sheets!"
"What luck with your conferences yesterday?"
"No hitch! Everything's sewed up! That Goodwinter gal doesn't know what hit her! I wrote six-figure checks on three different banks for the rights to the Picayune name and the old printing equipment."
"How did you work it?"
“The mayor took us all to lunch at the club — her and the economic development guys — private conference room. It was upbeat all the way. When it was over, she was calling me Harry and I was calling her Gritty. My lawyers called her lawyer, her banker called my bankers, and we both had a deal. The city's behind it a hundred percent. It'll create jobs. We get a building tax-free for ten years. The paper can be job-printed until the plant is set up."
"What will happen to the old burned-out building?"
“The city's condemning it and paying her off. They'll resell it for a minimall. The county commissioners got in the act, too. The county will go fifty-fifty on a newspaper museum near Mooseville. Tourist attraction, you know... , Hey, these are damn good rolls!"
"What was XYZ Enterprises doing all the time you were outbidding them and buttering up the widow?"
"XYZ never had anything on paper. It was all hanky-panky with Gritty. So she wasn't obligated to do business with those robbers. If a poor widow can get three-quarters of a million instead of some piddling five-digit figure, who's going to take her to court?"
Qwilleran thought, The news won't go down well with Exbridge. She'll have to move out of Indian Village in a hurry. The news will be allover town by now.
Noyton was wound up and talking nonstop. "Some of the commissioners drove me around to see the lay of the land, and — hey, you faker! — they didn't say a word about rutting bucks coming through the windshield! I like Mooseville. Everything's built of logs. I'd like to build a hotel there. The town's ripe for a highrise. We could build it of poured concrete logs. How does that grab you?"
"Harry, you have no taste. Leave the design to the architects."
"Hell, it's my money! I tell the architects what to design."
"Well, when the newspaper is launched, don't try to tell the editors how to edit."
Noyton's face took on a confidential smirk. "Gritty rode with us to Mooseville, and we sat in the back seat and developed a little — what do you call it?"
"Rapport."
"Then she took me to dinner at the place with the wheel that rattles and creaks. I told them to give me an oilcan and a screwdriver, and I'd go out and fix the damn thing. But we had a good time, Qwill, and I mean a go-o-od time. We ended up in my suite at the hotel with a bottle of hooch. She didn't want to go home to where she's been living, so I made a little arrangement at the hotel. Couldn't let those pink sheets go to waste. She's my kind of woman, Qwill — with spunk and a little shape to her figure. Remember Natalie? My life was never the same after I lost Natalie. And do you know what? Gritty goes for me in a big way! I'm taking her to Hawaii for a little holiday. I've got some business down there. Nothing big. Just condos."
"You'd better get out of here before snow flies," Qwilleran said, "and before Exbridge comes after you with a shotgun. He just got a divorce because of Gritty."
"I'm not afraid of Exbridge," Noyton said. "I've handled smarter suckers than him... Oh, by the way, I talked to your editor friend — found him down in Texas — and he's hot for it. Then Gritty took me to the hospital to meet Junior, and he went into orbit!"
Qwilleran said, "Find out if Gritty knows anything about a small fireproof box that disappeared in the Picayune fire. No one knows what it contains, but Junior thinks it's important. It could be buried in the rubble."
"No problem! We'll get a crew over there and start sifting. And did I tell you I made an offer for the Pickax Hotel? We'll get a good decorator up here from Down Below and change the name to Noyton House."
"Don't do it that way. Use a local designer and keep the old name. Do you want these good people to think they're being invaded? The trick is to fit in, not take over."
"Okay, General. Yes sir. General. Sure you don't want to go on my payroll?"
"No, thanks."
"Now I've got to get out of here. Thanks for the coffee. I've tasted better, but it was sure strong! I've got a few loose ends to tie up before I leave for the airport. I've ,chartered a plane to Minneapolis."
"Need a ride to the airport?"
Noyton shook his head and looked smug. "Gritty's driving me, but do me a favor, will you? She'll leave her car keys at the terminal desk with Charlie. Somebody should pick it up before snow flies. She won't be needing it. She's not coming back till spring."
Noyton had just gone thumping down the stairs in his new boots when Junior telephoned. "Want to hear some news?"
"Good or bad?"
"Both. The deal for the Picayune is finalized. The money's in the bank. Arch Riker is on his way up here. I'm getting out of the hospital today. I've shaved off my beard, and Grandma Gage is going to Florida, so I'm housesitting till she comes back."
"What's the bad news?"
"Jody's mad at me. I don't know what's wrong with her. All of a sudden she says I don't listen to her and I ignore her when other people are around."
"You'll have to start thinking from her viewpoint as well as your own if you two are going to get married," Qwilleran said. "I speak from sad experience. You don't know how much she worries about you. She worried about you when your father died, when you were fighting the Picayune fire, when you missed out at the Fluxion, and when you went out in the woods."
There was a pause, then, "Maybe you're right, Qwill."
At eight o'clock Qwilleran tuned in the morning weather report: "Storm warnings in effect for all of Moose County... Repeat: Storm warnings in effect."