‘Oh, come on, Martin,’ I said. ‘It’s stopped raining and we’ll be ever so early if we carry on by chair.’ I jumped down and, avoiding the other traffic, hurried across the road into Imperial Square. I looked up at the sky. We’d had heavy rain since dawn and Martin had insisted on a covered chair — ‘You can’t think of turning up on foot!’ he’d said, aghast. But the clouds were now rolling by. We might even have a spot of sunshine to light up proceedings in the Senate House.
I turned back to Martin. ‘As your former master and as your only friend,’ I said firmly, ‘I command you to climb out of that chair and walk for one mile with me. Our fine outer clothes can stay in the chair. So can your writing things. That’s quite enough weight for the poor slaves to carry uphill. Now, you come over here and take a little health-giving exercise.’
The oiled curtains twitched and then parted. Slowly, and with a glance at the sky and a hurt look at me, Martin waited for one of the carrying slaves to bring round the little steps that were for the use of invalids and the aged. Avoiding a puddle, he stepped down beside me. As he did, a gust of wind took his hat and carried it a dozen yards into one of the bleak flower beds. With a laugh, I ran after it. As I brought it back, Martin was patting the last of his hair back into the elaborate weave that, in poor light and seen only from the front, gave the momentary impression of a man who wasn’t actually as bald on top as a boiled egg.
I took him by the arm and led him towards the Imperial statues and a ritual of the aged that had been only delayed by the rain. He came to a sudden stop and looked at the wide steps that led up to the Triumphal Way. I could almost hear the scream inside his head of ‘a hundred and twenty steps!’ He walked over to a stone bench and flopped down. He pulled his hat harder on to his head and, glaring at me from under its brim, looked very like a donkey that has shed its load and is refusing to walk another inch.
I stood before him. ‘Just look at these men,’ I said, trying to hide my annoyance — ‘every one of them old enough to be your father and fit enough to be your son!’
Martin stopped trying not to wheeze from the hundred yards we’d just covered on the flat. I sat beside him on a dry part of the bench. I put a hand on his shoulder and dropped my voice. ‘Listen, Martin,’ I said urgently, ‘you’ve heard the doctor. If you don’t take action now, your heart really will go pop.’
That only got me one of his despairing looks. ‘Does it matter?’ he asked. ‘We’re back in the spider’s web. We’ll never get away now.’ He put both hands over his eyes and rocked back and forth till the rolls of fat on his body set up a rippling of his outer tunic that I found distressing to watch.
I got up again and stood over Martin. ‘You prepared the reading text of the speech I’ve written,’ I said. ‘You know perfectly well that we don’t need to get away. We’re in the clear.’ I might have pointed out that we’d effectively been prisoners since leaving Alexandria. There had been no chance of escape from the Viceroy’s ship, nor — unless, that is, we fancied the certainty of barbarians on land and pirates at sea — anywhere to run to from Athens or from Corinth. I didn’t want to think when was the last time we hadn’t been travelling about in a gilded cage. I was sure this approach would only send Martin into an attack of the vapours that would keep him here for the rest of the day.
I took him by the hand and pulled him to his feet. ‘Look around you!’ I hissed. ‘Look at this great and wonderful city. Look at its clean pavements and magnificent buildings. Think of its libraries, filled with every book ever written that is worth reading. Think of its comforts, of its delicacies. Think of our own leading part in its defence and improvement. If none of this strikes you as worthwhile, think at least of the oath I swore to Heraclius. Greeks may break their oaths. You know that we don’t. Now, stop this lachrymose bleating about the joys of omnipresent dirt and squalid poverty. We were both happy enough to get away from that. And, if you see Ireland through rosy window glass, that isn’t how I see England. I’m never going back!’
I let my face relax. I linked arms with Martin. ‘Now come on,’ I said soothingly. ‘I’ll help you and we’ll do the stairs a dozen at a time. We’re not in any hurry. There’s plenty of time to rest between exertions.’
‘You’re looking pleased with yourself,’ Priscus said, catching me unawares. ‘Did you stop by a brothel on your way here?’ He’d put on his purple-edged toga over his uniform as Commander of the East. On anyone else, the resulting mix would have looked absurd. Now that illness had stripped away nearly every ounce of flesh from his body, the extreme padding suited Priscus.
‘Yes, very pleased with yourself, if you don’t mind my saying,’ someone added from behind in the drawl of a court eunuch. ‘After all, it wasn’t you who got past my guards to the Emperor. It wasn’t you who put his side of the story. For which of us three, I wonder, has that closed carriage been parked behind this place of deliberation?’
I didn’t turn. ‘Piss off, Ludinus!’ I said. ‘Or do you fancy an accidental cup of wine down your front?’ I stared past Priscus to where Martin was nagging some slaves to get my ivory stool the right way round. As they lined it up again, he looked about the wide space between the semicircle where the Senators would sit and the Imperial Throne. Unable to see that I was watching him, he stuffed another honeyed oatcake into his mouth. ‘A moment of the lips, a lifetime on the hips,’ I’d announced when the first tray was uncovered. A waste of breath that had been. I turned to look the Grand Chamberlain in the face.
‘Though he may possess two objects that bring more trouble than joy,’ he went on, ‘the Commander of the East has all the faithless treachery proverbially ascribed to my own species.’ He stepped back and tried for one of his dramatic poses. The movement of his outstretched arms sent off a miasma of rose perfume that blotted out the general stink in the room of stale sweat soaked into wool. ‘According to my report of the audience,’ he sniggered, ‘the Lord Priscus is to be godfather to the Emperor’s son. He got this by feeding the man a pack of lies and even blaming dear young Alaric for the massacre he unleashed in Alexandria.’ His jowls wobbled and his mouth fell open to show a double line of stained and broken teeth.
Priscus fought to suppress one of his coughing fits. The last one I’d seen, a few days earlier, had involved a gush of foul-smelling blood. Ludinus stared complacently at him. ‘So much ambition in a dying man,’ he said in a bleak and almost uncastrated voice. He looked again at me. ‘If Caesar makes you a junior professor of Greek in Catania, you can thank my intercession,’ he said. ‘If it’s blinding in a monastery, Priscus managed just a little too well to spread the slander you made up about my dealings with the barbarians. I can promise that I will see to that!’
Someone whose face showed more than a few hundred years of marriage between cousins now took Priscus by the sleeve. His eyes caught mine for just a moment, then glazed over as if I’d been about to ask for a loan. As they went off together into the main crowd of Senators, I heard the beginning of a fawned request for preferment. That left me alone with Ludinus. It was unwelcome company in itself. It also reminded me that I was as much an outsider in this place as he was. Those little cold looks we’d been getting from men who wore their Senatorial robes as easily as if they’d been born in them weren’t only for a eunuch promoted beyond his physical right.
Without troubling to excuse myself, I turned and walked away from Ludinus. I almost knocked into someone who’d stepped in my way. I nodded an apology and found myself looking into more glazed eyes. Behind me, there was one of those tidal movements you get in gatherings of convivial humanity, and I heard someone let out a barking laugh. ‘Couldn’t agree with you more, Rufus,’ it may have been the laughing man who spoke. ‘The only way to get the common people working at all is to keep them hungry. Take the goad off their backs, give them land — and it’s our land, mind you! — why, isn’t that just a recipe for idleness? As for arming them — well, I ask you why we’re bothering to fight the Persians, when we’re at risk of being murdered in our beds!’ I turned and found myself looking into a mass of suddenly blank faces. I continued looking and a couple of men brought out the shifty, speculative smiles of those who are willing to keep all options open. Everyone else, without openly shunning me, always managed to be looking the other way as I passed by. Someone had been busy with his tongue, I could see.