Once again I felt a surge of sympathy, and once again I tried to shake it off.
“Nothing seems to have worked out for you, has it, Mr. Beelzebub,” I said. “What kind of an alien are you, anyway? You’re just a crook. A rich, exceedingly impudent crook. Not to mention a drunk…”
Moses took a sip from his mug.
“And as for your robots…” I continued. “The socialite hen… the Viking strongman… Did you think that I would believe for a second that they were robots?”
“What you’re trying to say is that our robots look too much like humans?” Moses asked. “But you have to admit, it would be impossible for us to do otherwise. They are very close copies of people who exist in real life. Near doubles…” He took another sip from his mug. “As for me, Inspector, I am unfortunately unable to appear to you in my true form. Unfortunately, because then you would believe me immediately.”
“Take a chance,” I said. “Try it. I’ll survive, somehow.”
He shook his head.
“First, I doubt you would survive it so easily,” he said dismally. “Second, I doubt I would survive it. The Mr. Moses that you see before you is a suit. The Mr. Moses that you’re listening to is the result of a transmitting device. Still, it’s possible that I’ll have to risk it—but I’ll leave that as the very last resort. If it turns out that it’s completely impossible to convince you in any other way, I will risk it. For me it would mean almost certain death, but then at least you might release Luarvik. He shouldn’t be here…”
At that point, at last, I got angry.
“Release him where?” I shouted. “How am I keeping you here? Why are you still lying to me? If you needed to leave, you would have left a long time ago! Stop lying and tell me the truth: what is in the suitcase? What’s it for? You’re trying to convince me that you’re extraterrestrials. But I’m inclined to believe that you’re just a band of foreign spies who have stolen a valuable piece of machinery…”
“No!…” Moses said. “No! It’s not like that at all. Our station has been destroyed, the only one who can fix it is Olaf. He’s the robot caretaker of that station—do you understand? Of course we would have left a long time ago, but where would we have gone? Without Olaf we are completely helpless, and Olaf has been deactivated, and you won’t give us the accumulator!”
“You’re lying again!” I said. “Mrs. Moses is also a robot, isn’t she? And as far as I can see, she also has an accumulator…”
He closed his eyes and shook his head, causing his ruddy cheeks to quiver.
“Olga is a simple working unit. She’s a porter, a digger, a bodyguard… How can you not understand that you can’t use the same power source… for, I don’t know… a heavy tractor, for example, and a television… They’re fundamentally different systems…”
“You’ve got an answer for everything,” I said gloomily. “But I’m not an expert: I’m just a police officer. I don’t have the clearance to carry on conversations with ghouls and aliens. I’m required to hand you over to the law, that’s it. Whoever you are really, you’re in my country and subject to its laws.” I stood up. “From this moment on, consider yourself under arrest, Moses. I don’t intend to lock you up, I suppose there’s no point. But if you attempt to run away, I will shoot you. And remember: anything that you say from this point on may be used against you in a court of law.”
“All right,” he said, after a pause. “You’ve made up your mind about me. So be it.” He took a sip from his mug. “But what about Luarvik, what has he done? You can’t have anything against him… Lock me up and give the suitcase to Luarvik. At least let him save himself…”
I sat down again.
“Save himself… What does he need saving from here? Why are you so sure that Champ is going to get you? Maybe he was buried in the avalanche… Maybe they’ve picked him up already… It’s not so easy to commandeer an airplane… If you really are innocent, then why are you so scared? Wait a day or two. The police will get here, I will hand you over to the authorities, the authorities will get the experts together, the specialists…”
His cheeks shook.
“That’s terrible, that won’t do. First of all, we don’t have permission to establish organized contact. I am here merely as an observer. I made mistakes, but they’re mistakes I can fix… Unprepared-for contact between your and my worlds could have the most terrible consequences… But that isn’t even the worst of it, Inspector. I’m afraid for Luarvik. He hasn’t been trained for your conditions, we never expected him to have to spend more than a day on your planet. Plus his suit has been damaged, you can see for yourself: it doesn’t have a hand… He’s already been poisoned… He’s growing weaker by the hour…”
I gritted my teeth. He had an answer for everything, all right. I couldn’t trip him up. He hadn’t made a single mistake. It was all impeccably logical. I was forced to admit that if it wasn’t for all this talk of spacesuits, first contact and pseudo-muscles, I would be completely satisfied by his testimony. I felt pity for him and was inclined to meet him halfway; I was losing my sense of detachment…
Realistically speaking, the only legal claim I had was against Moses. Luarvik was clean, officially. Of course, he could be an accomplice, but… Real criminals never offer themselves as hostages. Moses had. Well, all right, I’d lock up Moses and… and what? Give Luarvik the apparatus? What did I know about this apparatus? Only what Moses had told me. Yes, everything that Moses had said sounded true. And if it was just a very consistent picture of something whose truth was completely different? If I had only been unable to find the question that would have shattered this picture’s surface.
Two indubitable facts remained, regardless of all this talk. The law said that I had to continue to hold these people until it became clear what had happened. That was fact number one. And here was fact number two: these people wanted to leave. Why they wanted to leave—because of the law, because of gangsters, because of the fear of unprepared-for contact between worlds or something else—wasn’t important. They wanted to leave.
Two facts, which were absolutely opposed to one another.
“What happened between you and Champ?” I asked grimly.
He twisted his face up and gave me a dark glance. Then his eyes dropped and he told me.
Setting aside the pseudo-joints and zombie mumbo-jumbo, it was an utterly banal story of completely ordinary blackmail. Around two months ago, Mr. Moses, who had a very good reason to hide not only his true occupation, but also the very fact of his existence from the authorities, began to notice signs that he had been placed under continual surveillance, and was being followed. He tried changing where he lived. It didn’t help. He tried to scare off his tails. That didn’t work either. Finally, as always happens with these sorts of things, they came to him and offered him a deal. He would help them rob the Second National Bank to the best of his ability, they would pay him for it in silence. Of course they assured him that this would be the first and last time they ever bothered him. As usual, he refused. As usual, they insisted. As usual, he ended up agreeing.
Moses insisted that there had been no other way out of it. He wasn’t afraid of death itself: where he came from everyone had overcome the fear of death. At that point, he wasn’t even that afraid of being exposed: it wouldn’t cost him anything to strip back his operations and remain a simple idle rich man, and the testimony of Champ’s agents about their injuries sustained fighting robots wouldn’t be taken seriously. But death and exposure might threaten to suspend the great work that had been successfully begun a few years earlier. To make a long story short, he decided to risk going along with Champ, since it would not be difficult to pay back any losses incurred during the Second National Bank robbery in pure gold later.