“Jack Taylor.”
He smiled, a dark and vicious thing, said,
“Tell yah, buddy, that don’t mean Jack shit to me.”
In that good ole tone.
I took back my almost crushed hand, my mutilated fingers already acting out, said,
“Tom Shea, the accountant, asked me to look into the death of his daughter.”
He stared at me, asked,
“Is that meant to clarify something?”
Now I got to smile, said,
“Thing is, she took part in some of your training videos.”
He stayed with the Gee, shucks, buddy, you darn lost me there act. I reached into my jacket, took out the photos of the girl, the postmortem ones, laid them on the desk, said,
“See if this jogs your memory.”
He reeled back in mock horror, said,
“That there is some real ugly shit, partner.”
You see truly shocking pictures and the range of reactions runs the gamut of
Shock
Through
Revulsion
To
Disbelief.
He wasn’t even in the neighborhood of giving a toss. I had gone there as a vague way of earning some of the accountant’s money and that would be it, in, out, adios. But this prick’s attitude changed all that. Before I could answer, he said,
“Fellah, I see so many chicks on any given day, it’s like a turkey shoot.”
I stared at him. Could he have chosen a more inappropriate simile? He moved back behind his desk, then slapped his leg up on the desk, displaying very fancy cowboy boots. I could see the hand stitching, ornate finish from across the room. He said,
“These here boots, made by hand in Airline, Texas. But that don’t mean diddly to you, right? My point being, small-time huckster like you, you wouldn’t make in a year what I laid out for these babies.”
I said,
“You’re correct, I don’t know a whole lot about the Lone Star State save for Shiner Bock and Maker’s Mark, but one of their sayings seems to fit you.”
He was digging this, having him a whole swell sweet time, asked,
“Is it what we call a swagger, walking?”
And he was laughing, not the kind of laugh you’d hear from a person who had much of a relationship to humanity but that cackle that seeps from the bottom of something rotten. I said,
“All hat and no cattle.”
Snapped him right back, the dark fire in his eyes again. He snapped,
“The fuck are you? You’re not the cops, you got any kind of... I... D?”
Aggression leaking all over his tone. I said,
“I was going to try concerned citizen but that’s more your letter to the Irish Times gig so let’s say I’m the outrider for an expedition force.”
This seemed to amuse him and he said,
“Wherever you’re heading with this, I don’t see it ending in Miller time.”
He gave me a long hard look. The true hard cases don’t do that; by the time you’ve got their attention, you’re already cold. He said,
“You’re some sort of washed-up cop or army, but from the state of your fucked fingers, your whole...”
Paused.
“Ensemble, I’d say at best you’re a poor excuse for a messenger boy.”
He sat down, shrugged, said,
“But you need to fuck off now, I’m tired of you.”
I took a slow appraisal of the office, then settled my eyes on him, said,
“Past ten years, I’ve met a whole array of sick fucks, crazies, killers, your whole tier of the very shite of society but I’ll give you this. You are the only one that might make it feel personal again.”
I bade a hearty farewell to the frosty receptionist but she didn’t even deign to raise her head. There was a huge tropical plant in the corner, I managed with difficulty to raise it and then, with more force than I knew I had, I hurled it at the plate glass window, said,
“Think of it as window dressing.”
That evening, I was having some quiet time, had walked the dog, who was now curled on the sofa, snoring lightly, all peaceful in his small world. I was watching Billy Bob Thornton in the TV series Fargo. Just wonderful, as good as the movie and that’s some claim. An all-time gold gig from Billy Bob. A knock on the door, so light it didn’t stir the dog. I was wearing a loose T with the faded logo
“Black Mask original.”
And worn to a thread 501s. My feet bare. I opened the door to a fast punch in the face, sent me reeling back, followed by two burly guys in dark clothing. The dog was off the couch and a kick flung him across the room. Without a sound, save Fargo muted, I got a systematic beating but all I could focus on was, was the dog all right? After a last kick to the face, one of the guys leaned forward, the smell of curry and tobacco on his breath, and hissed,
“Who is all cattle now?”
Would it have ended there? I don’t know, but a shout from the doorway of
“I called the Guards.”
Had them leave, without any great haste. Almost relaxed. My neighbor had shouted. Now he bent over me, said,
“The ambulance is on its way.”
“The dog...”
Was okay, if bruised, and his pride hurt that he hadn’t been more canine. Went for us both. I passed out then, thinking my toes were cold. I spent a day in the ICU but then was released to a ward. Ridge arrived with a surly guy in plain clothes. She stared at me with anything but sympathy. Said,
“Don’t you ever get tired of this shite?”
I managed to move my head, asked,
“No grapes?”
The guy with her put away his notebook, said to her,
“Let’s go; he has nothing to tell us.”
Ridge gave me a final disgusted look and I asked,
“Don’t you want to know who did this?”
Ridge said,
“Before we get to that, are you aware that a company called Real Time Inc. took out a restraining order against you? Apparently there was an incident involving a window?”
I had to hand it to Clear. He had snookered me and then had his goons beat the living shit out of me. Ridge said,
“We’re waiting... for the people who did this to you.”
I closed my eyes, said,
“Person or persons unknown.”
Ridge leaned over, right in my battered face, said,
“No more screwing around. You crop up in my sights again, I will have you for obstruction, and just about anything else I can drum up.”
After they left, a nurse came and did the fluff-up-the-pillows ritual they seem to do anytime you get comfortable. She said,
“You must be an important fellah having all those Guards visit you.”
“Trust me, importance has very little to do with it.”
She stood back, hands on hips, asked,
“Are you after getting yourself in a small bit of bother?”
I nearly laughed but the broken ribs advised otherwise. I said,
“Not sure small would quite cover it.”
She gave that tolerant humph that Irishwomen are born with, asked,
“How will your wife take this?”
Now I did laugh, pain and all, said,
“She shows up, that might be the biggest beating of all.”
She considered that and just as I thought I might have won her over, she flourished,
“Ah, you’d need to get over yourself.”
I woke in the middle of the night, desperate for a pee. Managed to get out of bed and struggle down the ward. Outside the bathroom were two patients, trailing IVs and looking for all the world like...
They were on sentry?
I asked,
“What’s up, guys?”
One of them, a guy named Scanlon, former bus driver, now on permanent disability, like so many of the city’s civil servants, said,
“Cig vigil.”
What?
“Like you’re mourning them?”