"It's a deal."
"Are the girls coming down?"
"No, they're going to a friend's home. But they'll be here for Christmas."
"Good. Would you like to invite Rebecca and Abner for Thanksgiving dinner?
We can't eat a whole goose by ourselves."
"That would be fun. I think they'd like it. How about Jason and his family?"
"That guy could demolish a roast goose by himself. But if I ask Boone, I'll have to ask Jason. I suspect he'll want to have Thanksgiving dinner at home with his family, but I'll check and let you know."
"What are your plans for today, Edward?"
"I want to stick around in case Abner calls to tell me when we're going to meet with Doctor Diane. Where are you off "More Christmas shopping. I want to get it all done and out of the way so I can relax and enjoy the holiday season."
"Until the bills come in," he said. "Have fun."
He went into the study to read the morning Times and smoke his breakfast cigar. He was halfway through both when the phone rang. He expected it to be Boone, but it was not.
"Edward X. Delaney here," he said.
"Good morning. This is Detective Charles Parnell."
"Oh, yes. How are you?"
"Fine, sir, And you?"
"Surviving," Delaney said. "You probably don't remember, but you and I have met. It was at a retirement party for Sergeant Schlossman."
"Sure," Parnell said, laughing. "I remember. I tried to chug-a-lug a quart bottle of Schaefer and upchucked all over Captain Rogers' new uniform. I haven't had a promotion since! Listen, Abner Boone said you wanted these financial reports on the people in the Ellerbee case as soon as possible."
"Don't tell me you've got them already?"
"Well, I may not be good, but I'm fast. I've got a single typed page on each of them. It's not Dun amp; Bradstreet, but it should give you what you want. I was wondering if I could bring them by and go over them with you. Then if there's anything else you need, you can steer me in the right direction.
"Of course," Delaney said promptly. "I'll be in all morning. You have my address?"
"Yep. Be there in half an hour."
Delaney relighted his cigar and finished the Times. It was perfect timing; he had put the newspaper together neatly and was taking it into the living room to leave for Monica when the front door bell chimed.
The detective they called Daddy Warbucks was wearing a black bowler with a rolled brim, and a double-breasted topcoat THE Fourth DEAMY Sin 77 of taupe gabardine. He carried an attache case of polished calfskin.
Seeing Delaney blink, Pamell grinned. "It's my uniform," he explained.
"I work with bankers and stockbrokers. It helps if I look like I belong to the club. Off duty, I wear cord jeans and a ratty sweatshirt."
"Haven't seen a derby in years," Delaney said admiringly.
"On you it looks good."
After his hat and coat had been hung away in the hall closet, the detective was revealed in all his conservative elegance: a three-piece suit of navy flannel with muted pin-stripe, light blue shirt with starched white collar and cuffs, a richly tapestried cravat, and black shoes with a dull gloss-wingtips, of course.
"Sometimes I feel like a clown in this getup," he said, following Delaney back to the study, "but it seems to impress the people I deal with. Beautiful home you've got here." :"Thank you."
"You own the whole house?"
That's right."
If you ever want to rent out a floor, let me know. The wife and I and two kids are jammed into a West Side walk-up."
But his comments were without bitterness, and Delaney pegged him for a cheerful, good-natured man.
" Tell me something," he asked Pamell, "that suit fits so snugly, where do you carry your piece?"
"Here," Daddy Warbucks said. He turned, lifted the tail of his jacket, and revealed a snub-nosed revolver in a belt holster at the small of his back. "Not so great for a quick draw, but it's a security blanket. Do you carry?"
"Only on special occasions," Delaney said. "Listen, can I get you anything -coffee, a cola?"
"No, but thanks. I'm up to my eyeballs in coffee this morning."
"Well, then," Delaney said, "why don't you sit in that armchair and make yourself comfortable."
"I smell cigar smoke," Parnell said, "so I guess it's okay if I light a cigarette."
"Of course."
While the detective lit up, Delaney studied the man.
Crew-cut pepper-and-salt hair. A horsey face with deep furrows and laugh crinkles at the corners of the eyes. A good set of strong choppers. A blandly innocent expression. A rugged ugliness there, but not without charm. He looked like a good man to invite to a party.
"Well…" Parnell said, leaning over to snap open his attachd case,
"how do you want to do this? Want to read the stuff first or should I give you the gist of it?"
"Suppose you summarize first," Delaney said. "Then I'll ask questions if I've got any."
"Okay," Parnell said. "We'll start with Doctor Julius K. Samuelson. His net worth is about one mil, give or take.
Moneywise, he's a very cautious gentleman. CDS, Treasury nds d tax-free municipals. He owns his co-op apartment. checking account, but like I said financewise. No stocks, no tax shelters. He's made three irrevocable charitable trustsall to hospitals with major psychiatric research departments.
Nothing unusual. Nothing exciting. Any questions?"
"I guess not," Delaney said. "I don't suppose you got a look at his will?"
"No, I can't do that. I was lucky to learn about those charitable trusts. I really don't think there's anything in Samuelson for you, sir-lootwise. I mean, he's not rich-rich, but he's not hurting either."
"You're probably right," Delaney said, sighing. "What about the Ellerbees?"
"Ah," Charles Parnell said, "now it gets mildly interesting.
If you were thinking maybe the wife knocked off the husband for his assets, it just doesn't work. He was doing okay, but she's got megabucks of her own."
"No kidding?" Delaney said, surprised. "How did she do that?"
"Her father died, leaving a modest pile to her mother. Two years later, her mother died. She had some money of her own as well. Diane Ellerbee inherited the whole bundle. Then, a year after that, a spinster aunt conked, and Diane really hit the jackpot-almost three mil from the aunt alone."
"Diane was an only child?"
"She had a younger brother who got scragged in Vietnam.
He had no family of his own-no wife or kids, I mean-so she picked up all the marbles."
"How many marbles?" Delaney asked.
"Her husband's will hasn't been filed for probate yet, but even without her take from him, I estimate the lady tips the scales at close to five mil."
"Wow!" Delaney said. "Beautiful and rich."
"Yeah," Parnell said, "and she handles it all herself. No business manager or investment counselor for her. She's been doing great, too.
She's smart enough to diversify, so she's into everything: stocks, bonds, real estate, tax shelters, mutual funds, municipals, commercial paper-you name it."
Delaney shook his head in wonder. "Beautiful and rich and shrewd."
"You better believe it, And she's got nerve. Some of her investments are chancy stuff, but I've got to admit she's had more winners than losers."
"What about the victim?" Delaney asked. "How was he fixed?"
"Like Samuelson, he wasn't hurting. But nothing like his wife. I'd guess his estate at maybe a half-mil, after taxes.
Here's something interesting: She handled his investments for him."
"Really?" Delaney said thoughtfully. "Yes, that is interesting."
"Maybe he didn't have the time, or just had no great desire to pile it up buckwise. Anyway, she did as well for him as she did for herself.
They have no joint accounts. Everything is separate. They don't even file a joint return."
"What about his father?" Delaney asked. "Was he giving Simon anything?"
Daddy Warbucks smiled. "Henry Ellerbee, the great real estate tycoon?