“They’re there every afternoon,” the woman said.
The dog crouched to lay a turd on the Steins’ front lawn.
“It’s Denise I’m looking for,” he said.
The woman smiled abundantly. “I’m sure they can tell you where she is.”
The club, it emerged, was the Greencrest Country Club, two miles west on Wilshire. Jacob thanked her. As he drove off, he glanced in his rearview, calculating what percentage of the woman was biodegradable and frowning to see that she’d left without picking up after her dog.
His badge couldn’t get him through the gate.
He called Abe Teitelbaum.
“Yakov Meir, my wayward boy. How are you?”
“Hey, Abe. Still fighting the good fight. Yourself?”
“Putting up no resistance whatsoever. And your father the lamed-vavnik?”
“Anyone who thinks he’s a lamed-vavnik is by definition not a lamed-vavnik.”
“I didn’t say he thinks it,” Abe said. “I think it. And I don’t think, I know. What gives?”
Jacob conveyed his predicament.
“Time me,” Abe said.
While Jacob listened to hold music, he observed a remarkable change come over the fellow in the security booth. He reached lazily to answer the desk phone — then bolted from his chair, peering through the smoked glass, stricken with the fear of God.
Jacob smiled and waved.
At the count of eighty-one, the barrier arm went up.
Abe came back on the line. “Am I having any effect?”
“Like Moshe at the Red Sea,” Jacob said.
“Peachy. Have a drink. Put it on my tab.”
Greencrest had been founded by Jews denied membership in the city’s venerable gentile country clubs. Candids of studio founders and comedians bygone plastered the walls. Policies had eased up in the seventies, but the dining room retained a distinctly synagogue-y vibe, populated by unsomber men and women who laughed heartily, ate with gusto, dressed well. Like the oak coffering the ceiling, they showed evidence of polish applied and admirably reapplied.
The manager who met Jacob at the door discreetly inclined his head toward a booth, where a woman in expensive knitwear sat drinking alone. “Please make it quick,” he said.
Otherwise chicly made-up, Rhoda Stein had missed a spot at the base of her throat. The flamingo flush told Jacob that the colossal piña colada in front of her wasn’t her first of the day.
She looked him up and down and said, “I gave at the office.”
He smiled. “Jacob Lev, LAPD. May I?”
She waved indifferently.
He sat. “Is your husband around?”
“Sauna. Sweating out the toxins.” Her swig left lipstick on the rim of the glass. “You must be new. I’ve never seen you before.”
He nodded.
“Younger every year, they get.” She dabbed her mouth with a starched napkin, leaving another smudge. “Well. What is it this time?”
Jacob said, “It’s about Denise.”
Rhoda Stein started visibly. “You mean Janet.”
“Denise,” he said. “I need to get in touch with her.”
She stared at him.
From beyond a plate glass window, the plink of a driving range.
He said, “I know you’ve gone through a lot. I can’t begin to imagine it. I want you to know that I’m a hundred percent committed to getting justice for Janet. And right now, the best way for you to help me achieve that is by helping me speak to Denise.”
“I like that,” Rhoda Stein said. “‘Justice for Janet.’”
He waited.
“We started a foundation in her name. To promote literacy. Maybe we should’ve called it that instead. ‘Justice for Janet.’ Catchy. Not very optimistic, though. What do you think?”
He said, “I think this must be difficult for you.”
“How’d you get past the guard?”
“It wasn’t easy.”
“Nor should it be,” she said. “That’s the point of a club: to keep the world out. Check your cares at the door, share a joke, a nice meal. Arturo makes a great piña colada, real fruit juice, not like some vulgar premixed resort swill. Care to try?”
“No, thanks.”
She drank, dabbed, said, “You want to talk to Denise.”
“I’m curious to know what she’s been up to lately.”
Rhoda nodded, nodded, kept nodding. She took another healthy swig and peered into her glass, sighing as though disappointed to find it half full.
“Such a shame to waste it,” she said.
She threw the drink in his face, dabbed her lips, dropped her napkin on the table, stood up, and tottered away.
Jacob sat, stunned, his chin dripping.
But not for long. In the storied history of the Greencrest Country Club, enough drinks had been thrown in enough faces that a protocol existed. Within ninety seconds, a phalanx of tuxedoed men advanced, waving rags. They wiped down the tabletop and seats, removed the offending glass, handed Jacob a clean napkin and a glass of seltzer for his shirt.
As for the other club members, they’d seen it all before, too. They paused but briefly before returning to their eating and yakking.
“Hey. Pal.”
A wizened man in a cashmere blazer had taken the toothpick out of his mouth and was beckoning him toward a nearby booth.
Jacob approached, mopping his neck.
The man said, “Listen, kid, leave her alone, wouldja? She’s been through hell.”
“I’m aware of that,” Jacob said. “I’m trying to help her.”
The man’s lunch companion hunched behind amber sunglasses that reminded Jacob of his father’s. He said, “She’s heard that a million times.”
“This is different.”
“Different how?”
“I need to talk to her daughter,” Jacob said.
“Her daughter’s dead.”
“Not that one. The other one.”
The men exchanged a look. Moron.
“Kid,” the first guy said, “they’re both dead.”
The manager’s voice drifted from the lobby. Ask him to leave, please.
Jacob said, “Shit.”
The second guy nodded. “She hung herself a couple years back.”
“Shit...”
“Yeah,” the first guy said. “Shit.”
Footsteps.
“Excuse me,” Jacob said.
He ducked out, jogging down a musty corridor that gave onto a breezeway. Signs pointed the way to the golf shop, fitness center, Founder’s Lounge. Rhoda Stein was nowhere to be seen.
The smiling woman behind the fitness center desk handed him a sign-in sheet.
He wrote Abe Teitelbaum. “Sauna?”
“Basement level,” she said. “Enjoy.”
Jacob trod carefully on the slick tile, averting his gaze from furred potbellies and pendulous scrota. Nobody — no body — younger than seventy. What would happen to the roster when the Greatest Generation died out? They’d have to start running promotional discounts.
The sauna was deserted except for one man sitting motionless on the highest tier, head back, eyes closed, perspiration coursing down his torso while around him steam swirled and sank. He evoked some mountaintop Jewish Buddha.
“Mr. Stein?” Jacob said.
The guy didn’t open his eyes. “Yeah?”
“Jacob Lev. I need to apologize to you.”
“I forgive you.”
“You haven’t heard what I had to say yet.”
Stein shrugged. “Life’s too short for grudges.”
Jacob’s shirt, already glued to his front with piña colada, was beginning to stick to his back with sweat. “I upset your wife.”
Now Stein peered at him through the mist. “Why’d you do that?”