“Very realistic.”
“You can say that again, Mrs. H.! I’ve heard of them paintings where the eyes follow you all around the room, but this was worse. It wasn’t the eyes, it was the other-boobs and bobs-that kept staring at me, even when I squeezed me eyes shut. You can tell me it would be spoiling the integrity of the piece, but if that thing was to be hung in my front room I’d have to paint on a pair of knickers and a twenty-four-hour support bra. But we’ve got to be fair. Mr. Merryweather said it wasn’t done till Ernestine was out of the house. Rebelling against authority is what it’s called.”
“Whose authority in this case?”
“Ernestine’s. From the sound of it she was rather a strict child-on at them every minute about one thing or another. That sort of thing can wear you down in a hurry. My George tried it with me a few times, saying I should dress more me age and cut back on bingo and me occasional gin and tonics. Well, as you can imagine, Mrs. H., I soon told him what he could do with his advice. And it wasn’t to stuff it up his jumper. But likely the Merryweathers don’t have my backbone.”
“It’s very sad to think of parents not having any contact with a daughter in twenty years.” I kept on walking and Mrs. Malloy came teetering alongside me. Her sideways glance at my face was shrewd.
“You can stop that this minute Mrs. H.!”
“What?”
“Fretting about little Rose. What went on between Ernestine and her Mum and Dad had nothing to do with her being adopted. Children is children however they get here.”
“We can’t assume that Ernestine wasn’t affected. And you know how it is,” I said, quickening my pace, “whenever there are problems with an adopted child. People tend to throw up their hands and say what can you expect!”
“What people? Probably the ones who’d like to come up with an excuse for why their own kids is all messed up.”
“Possibly.” After the damp chill of the outdoors the hospital hallways felt unbearably stuffy. A few moments later I decided Mrs. Malloy had reached the point of hallucinating. Flinging out an arm she queried in a faltering voice, “Is that a wheelchair I see before me, the handles toward my hand?”
“Not that I can see. But if you want to get in I’ll push you.”
She heaved an irritated sigh. “I was just trying to lighten things up, taking the mickey out of Shakespeare. Didn’t take me for the highbrow sort, did you, Mrs. H.? Always a big mistake that is, making assumptions.” Her voice mellowed. “It’s why we’re both feeling so low at this minute. We showed up at the Merryweathers’s door thinking they’d tell us what Ernestine is up to these days and how to get in touch with her. Never a thought that we’d come up short.”
“We should have been more realistic.” We came to a water-cooler, but I decided it had to be a mirage. “If it were that easy everyone would be private detectives, which wouldn’t be good for the likes of Milk Jugg.”
“We wouldn’t want that.” Mrs. Malloy didn’t sound as sure as I would have expected. “But I’ve got to thinking as how there’s something to be said for being new at this work. Not going by the book like Milk would do.”
“How does our muddling along from one moment to the next work in our favor?”
“Muddling isn’t the word I’d choose. I’d call it taking a fresh approach.” Mrs. M. flung a vexed look my way. “If Milk was on the job, talking to the Merryweathers and such-like we’ve gone and done-I can’t see him stuffing his face with scones while they rambled on about this, that and the other, or sitting watching that Mrs. Joritz knitting. Being a busy man with other cases on the books he’d have had to speed things up, take control of the interview. It’s the way he’ll have been taught. But you and me, we haven’t been to private detective school. So, for the most part, we’ve just let people chat. And maybe that’ll end up being more help than them just answering questions.”
“Because it’s the little things-the seemingly unimportant snippets-that help build up the picture, or suddenly turn it around. Yes, I know exactly what you mean, Mrs. Malloy. It happened to me this morning. Only it wasn’t the Merryweathers; it was something you said.” I broke off because we found ourselves standing in front of a lift. Its doors opened. People-mostly hospital staff-got out. We stepped into the empty space, and I pressed the button to Lady Krumley’s floor.
“So what does that make me? The dim-witted sidekick that can’t figure out how he’s helped, while the detective just stands there combing his moustache and looking clever?” Mrs. Malloy stuck her nose up so high it almost knocked off her hat.
“Of course not, but this isn’t the best time to get into it. Anyway, it’s only a thought to be picked over when we’re not in the middle of something else, such as deciding what we are going to say to her ladyship.”
“I thought we’d been over that.” Mrs. Malloy sounded only slightly mollified. “We’ll keep it simple. Tell her we’ve located Ernestine’s adoptive parents and that we believe Vincent Krumley was murdered.”
“And not by some phantom figure. I’m still not sure what’s best to be done about Cynthia Edmonds. What are the odds of her owning up to the blackmail if Lady Krumley were to warn her to be careful, or she’ll end up the next victim?”
“Slim to none, I’d say.”
“We have to persuade the police to cooperate.”
“No harm in being optimistic, Mrs. H.!”
The lift doors opened, and we emerged within a few yards of the nurses’ station. It was presently a hive of activity. Personnel came and went, some holding clipboards, some scribbling down notes and the majority with stethoscopes dangling around their necks. It was a couple of minutes before Mrs. Malloy and I were able to get the attention of a nurse. She was a motherly-looking woman and managed to seem as though she welcomed another interruption. But when we asked to see Lady Krumley, her expression altered dramatically. We were about to be given some very bad news.
“I’m sorry, she’s gone.”
“You mean she’s been discharged?” I croaked.
“I’m afraid not.”
“Was it very sudden like?” Mrs. Malloy grabbed hold of my arm, which no doubt gave her some support but forced me almost to my knees.
“Very. A nurse was in the room when Lady Krumley received a phone call. So she left. And when she went back in just five minutes later, her ladyship had done a bunk.”
“Well, I don’t think that’s a very nice way of putting it,” said Mrs. Malloy. “Couldn’t you say had been called above?”
“I suppose I could, if she’d died.” The nurse’s face now expressed bewilderment. “But that’s not what we’re talking about here. Oh, I’m sorry.” Light belatedly dawned. “Lady Krumley didn’t take an unexpected turn for the worse. The doctors were very pleased. The tests showed she hadn’t suffered a heart attack. They believe the problem-her fainting or passing out in the car the other night-was stress-induced. She was to be released tomorrow. So why she’d just walk out of here like that is a complete puzzle, unless it could have had something to do with that phone call.”
“That must have been it.” I was speaking more to Mrs. Malloy.
“I shouldn’t have discussed this with you.” The nurse’s kindly face turned anxious. “You haven’t told me what your relationship is to Lady Krumley, and we’re only allowed to discuss a patient with close family members.”