"I did."
"When was this?"
He consulted his desk calendar. "It would have been Wednesday, the ninth."
"Was he accompanied by the missing young woman, Monica Starr?"
"So far as I knew he went alone."
"And is still there now?"
"I believe so, yes. He planned to return the second week in September."
"Do you have a telephone at the cottage?"
"No. I like to spend the summers there with my wife and son, without needless interruptions."
"Then tell me how to get there by train."
"It is a full day's journey from here, well over three hundred miles."
"Watson and I are used to riding trains in England."
Leacock smiled. "I am British myself, you know. My parents migrated to Canada when I was seven and I decided to go with them."
"A wise decision," Holmes said with a smile. "Now about your cottage-"
"I don't know what is happening with Ralph, but I seem to be responsible in part, since I allowed him to use my place. If you insist on going, I will journey with you. I don't want two strangers accosting him by surprise."
I sensed something unspoken, as if he feared Irene's son was indeed capable of violence. "Very well," Holmes agreed. "Let us take the first available train."
Professor Leacock turned to his assistant. "Can you handle things here for a few days, Rob?"
"Certainly, sir."
Leacock telephoned his wife to tell her of our plans. Then he said to Holmes, "There is an early-morning train tomorrow. We can be at the cottage before nightfall."
"Very well."
"Windsor Station is several blocks south of here. Go down Rue Peel, past Dominion Square, and it will be on your right. You can't miss it. I will meet you there at eight in the morning." As we were leaving he thrust a book of his writings into my hand. "Please read this tonight, Dr. Watson, especially my little story 'Maddened by Mystery.' I trust you and Mr. Holmes will find it all in good fun."
Once outside, Holmes stared up at the sky. "An odd sort of chap, but friendly enough. Before we travel to the cottage, though, I wish to speak with the local police."
Dealing with the Sûreté du Québec proved to be both better and worse than our frequent encounters with Scotland Yard. Better, because they tended to treat Holmes with a bit more respect than some of their British counterparts, but worse because it was difficult finding the detectives investigating the murder of Franz Faber. We finally were shown to a squad room where a detective named Jean Leblond greeted Holmes with a degree of respect.
"You are certainly well known to us here," he said. "Is this your first journey to Canada, Mr. Holmes?"
"It is."
"I trust you will find our country to your liking. Now what can I help you with?"
"I have been asked to look into the murder of a McGill University student named Franz Faber. I believe he was stabbed to death outside a pub a fortnight ago."
Leblond flipped through the files on his desk. "Exactly a fortnight, on Thursday, the tenth. He lived only a few minutes after the attack."
"Were there any witnesses?" Holmes asked.
"No."
"Then why are you attempting to arrest Ralph Norton for this crime?"
"The two had fought over a woman. A police officer on patrol was the first to see Faber lying in the road. He'd been stabbed in the chest and was bleeding badly but still alive. The officer asked who stabbed him and he said Norton."
I could see that this dying statement had caught Holmes by surprise. "He's sure of that?"
The detective nodded. "He said Norton. The officer was certain. Add to that the fact that Ralph Norton fled when we came to question him and it makes a strong circumstantial case."
"Who was the woman they fought over?"
"Name is Monica Starr. She's disappeared too."
"Have you talked to her family?"
"They have a home up north, in Gaspe. She's been living on campus. They know nothing about her disappearance and claim they haven't seen her all summer. She'd remained at the university for some extra courses."
"Something of a coincidence, all these extra summer courses," Holmes mused. "Was Ralph Norton at the pub that night?"
"The bartender saw him earlier, but he wasn't there with Faber."
"Was the murder weapon recovered?"
"Not yet. We've searched the area without any luck."
When we left the Sûreté du Québec, I asked Holmes what he thought. "It seems that Ralph is the prime suspect," he answered. "We should call on Irene today, before we leave in the morning."
We called at her home, a smaller version of those mansions we'd seen on our way to the hotel. It was obvious that her husband's law practice had been profitable. Over tea Holmes explained about Leacock's cottage and told her we'd be traveling there in the morning. "You must prepare yourself, Irene. The police evidence is strong, even if not conclusive. If he's at the Leacock cottage, he might not be alone."
"That girl-"
Holmes nodded. "Monica Starr. She was here all summer with him. Something happened with the other boy, Franz Faber. They fought once and they may have fought again, outside the pub a fortnight ago. He spoke Ralph's name as he was dying."
"No!" She shook her head. "I can't believe my son would harm anyone."
"If I find him, I will have to bring him back."
She turned away, not wanting to meet his quick eyes. "He's my only child, all that I have. You must be able to help him somehow."
Holmes sighed and told her, "I will do whatever I can."
That evening, as we prepared to retire to our rooms, I took the time to read the little story Stephen Leacock had given me earlier. "Holmes!" I exclaimed before I'd finished the first few pages. "This thing of Leacock's actually makes sport of you and your methods. He refers to you as the Great Detective and describes you wearing foolish disguises as you attempt to help the prime minister and the archbishop of Canterbury!"
"Am I mentioned by name?"
"No."
"Then I view it as a compliment if readers like you immediately identify me as the Great Detective."
But that did little to calm my outrage. As I finished my reading I gasped. "At the end he has you disguised as a dog and destroyed by the dogcatchers! The man is a scoundrel and a slanderer!"
Holmes smiled just a bit. "Or a humorist."
"Do we really want to travel with such a person?"
"I am doing it for Irene and her son, not for Leacock."
And in the morning we met him at the station as planned. His teaching assistant, Rob Gentry, had come with him, which was something of a surprise. "I have some papers at the cottage," Leacock explained. "Since we'll be there at least overnight, Rob can sort through them for me and decide what I need to bring back here."
As it turned out, Gentry's presence was a good thing. It gave me someone to converse with on the long journey, and an excuse for addressing none of my remarks to the blackguard Leacock. The journey across eastern Canada was a picturesque one, and Leacock explained to Holmes why he'd chosen a summer home so far removed from Montreal. "I grew up in this area, after we came here from England. We had a place in Egypt, not far from the south shore of Lake Simcoe. A colorful country, especially in summer. The winters in Montreal are often brutal."
"It is a large country," Holmes remarked.
"Indeed it is. One can travel hundreds of miles in western Canada and see nothing but wheat fields. I believe the Lord said, 'Let there be wheat,' and Saskatchewan was born."
It was late afternoon when we left the train at Orillia and took a carriage the few short blocks to Leacock's cottage. Since there was no telephone, he'd been unable to announce our arrival in advance. A handsome young man with sandy hair and a few freckles was seated on the porch as we left the carriage. He immediately put down the Rider Haggard novel he was reading and stood up.