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Paperwhite: what’s he saying?
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Morehouse: wants me to moderate tomorrow
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Paperwhite: I was worried he knew I sent you pictures
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Paperwhite: yes
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Paperwhite: <3
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Morehouse: done
Paperwhite: did he listen to you?
Morehouse: always hard to know with Anomie. Something might’ve sunk in.
Morehouse: he doesn’t like us talking, though. You and me.
Paperwhite: yeah, about that… when are you going to send me a picture back?
Morehouse: can’t
Morehouse: my camera phone’s broken
Paperwhite: fuck off, Morehouse
Morehouse: lol. Ok, I don’t like having my photo taken
Paperwhite: I wouldn’t have sent you what I sent last nite if I didn’t think you’d reciprocate
Morehouse: u r gorgeous
Paperwhite: thanx
Morehouse: I’m not
Paperwhite: who cares? I just want a pic of you
Paperwhite: I love talking to you. I just want to know what you look like!
Morehouse: just picture a standard geek
Paperwhite: I like geeks. Send me a pic!
Morehouse: so how’s art school life?
Paperwhite: wow, subtle change of subject
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<A private channel has opened>
<28 May 2014 23.05>
<Anomie invites Morehouse>
Anomie: hi
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Morehouse: I’ve been texting you all day
Anomie: I’ve been busy. I need you to moderate tomorrow morning, I can’t do it.
Morehouse: Nor can I, I’ve got a deadline on a paper
Anomie: why are you in here then? Or is ‘deadline for a paper’ your nickname for Paperwhite?
Morehouse: ha ha
Anomie: you two seem to be getting on very well. I hope no pictures have been exchanged. Rule 14, don’t forget.
Morehouse: Have you seen the news?
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Anomie: what, the “suicide”? Yeah I saw
Morehouse: listen, you need to lay off Ledwell, I’m serious
Anomie: Go tell the rest of the fandom to lay off her. You think I’m the only one who’s sick to death of her fucking hypocrisy and duplicity?
Morehouse: you’re the only one who’s got fifty thousand Twitter followers you keep urging to bully her.
Anomie: If she really tried to top herself, it won’t be because of Twitter. Probably a publicity stunt
Anomie: suppose I’ll have to get Hartella to mod for me tomorrow if you can’t.
Morehouse: why can’t you do it?
Anomie: hospital appointment
Morehouse: shit, u ok?
Anomie: it’s not mine, I’m just the chauffeur
Anomie: because god forbid the fucker should use public transport
Anomie: well I’ll let you get back to your ‘deadline’
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<Private channel has closed>
Attention, Ink Black Heart fans!
According to insiders, Maverick Film Studios are serious about turning your fave into a full-length feature film! Talks between Maverick, Josh Blay and Edie Ledwell are said to be ‘at an advanced stage’, with a deal expected any day now. How do you feel about the leap from small screen to big? Let us know in the comments!
<A new private channel has opened>
<7 January 2015 16.01>
<LordDrek invites Vilepechora, Paperwhite, Hartella, Fiendy1, Worm28>
LordDrek: THIS IS URGENT
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Paperwhite: is this about the movie?
LordDrek: much bigger than that
<Hartella has joined the channel>
Hartella: omg, have you seen the news?
Paperwhite: about the movie?
Hartella: no, those gunmen who shot up the cartoonists in Paris
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Paperwhite: Charlie something, yeah.
LordDrek: Charlie Hebdo
LordDrek: that’s what we should do to Ledwell. Go in there and shoot her and all the fuckers she’s got working on the movie and start again.
Vilepechora: lol
Worm28: Drek don ‘t joke about stuff like taht
Paperwhite: is that what you wanted to get us all together for? plan a shooting?
LordDrek: You’re not far wrong
Paperwhite: why haven’t u invited Anomie or Morehouse?
LordDrek: Anomie, you’ll see why in a sec. Morehouse because I don’t trust him not to run off and tell Anomie.
Paperwhite: Tell Anomie what?
LordDrek: You’ll see.
Worm28: you’ tr making me nervous
LordDrek: wait til you’ve heard what I’ve got to say
LordDrek: you’ll be proper fucking nervous then
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Fiendy1: sorry, had to change
Vilepechora: you realise we can’t see you, right?
Fiendy1: ha ha
Fiendy1: out of sports kit
Vilepechora: what sport?
Fiendy1: football
LordDrek: ok, brace yourselves
LordDrek: Vilepechora and I got suspicious about Anomie
LordDrek: so we traced the IP address.
Paperwhite: wtf?
Vilepechora: There’s other stuff we found out/made connections on
Vilepechora: but the IP address confirms who she really is