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Morehouse: because I’m getting sick of waiting for Anomie to kick them out

Hartella: Morehouse, they’re not Halvening, I keep telling you!

Worm28: they cuold be

Hartella: don’t be stupid

<Worm28 has left the channel>

Fiendy1: Hartella, stop calling her stupid!

Fiendy1: she’s really insecure about her spelling and all that

<Paperwhite has joined the channel>

Fiendy1: about bloody time

Fiendy1: I haven’t been able to leave until you got here, Anomie’s orders

Fiendy1: just because you’re Morehouse’s fave doesn’t mean you can swan in and out whenever you feel like it.

<Fiendy1 has left the channel>

Paperwhite: wtf?

Hartella: don’t mind him. He’s jealous

Paperwhite: why?

Hartella: because you and Morehouse got close. He doesn’t like it. I’m pretty sure he’s gay.

Paperwhite: oh, I didn’t know

Hartella: and Worm28’s just stormed off again. She’s so bloody thin-skinned.

Paperwhite: we’ve all got insecurities.

Hartella: I know, but she’s ridiculous. She’d better come back, I need to be out of here at 9

Hartella: actually, maybe you can talk some sense into Morehouse

Paperwhite: about what?

Hartella: about LordDrek and Vilepechora

Hartella: he thinks they’re Nazi terrorists

Paperwhite: are you sure they aren’t?

Hartella: I just happen to know they can’t be, ok?

Paperwhite: how?

Hartella: just from conversations I’ve had with them

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Paperwhite: wait, do you know who they are?

Hartella: no, of course not

<Worm28 has joined the channel>

Paperwhite: hey, Worm x

Worm28: hi Paperwhite

Hartella: Worm, I didn’t mean to upset you just then

Worm28: ok but I ‘ m tired of people calling me stupid and moron

Hartella: When have I ever called you a moron?

Worm28: not you, Vilepchero

Worm28: I can ‘ t spell it

Worm28: and he always goes on about my punnctuation too

Hartella: he doesn’t mean it

Hartella: it’s just a joke

Paperwhite: not a very funny one

Worm28: no it ‘ s not

Hartella: ok well I’ve got to go.

Hartella: see you tomorrow

<Hartella has left the channel>

Paperwhite: u ok, Worm?

Worm28: yes

Worm28: thanks for asking

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Paperwhite: if it’s any consolation, you’re not the only one having problems with other mods. Fiendy1 hates me.

Worm28: he doesn ‘t, not really

Worm28: he and Morehouse were really good friends but they argeud

Paperwhite: when was this?

Worm28: right before u became a mod

Worm28: I don ‘t know what it was about

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Paperwhite: I can’t imagine Morehouse arguing with anyone

Worm28: he can be tuough when he needs to be

Worm28: he ‘s really angry about Lorddrek and Vile still being in here

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Paperwhite: yeah, I know

Anomie: not gossiping behind the leader’s back, are we?

Paperwhite: not gossiping, just talking

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Morehouse: Paperwhite, can I have a word?

Paperwhite: yes of course

Anomie: lol

Worm28: what’s going on?

Anomie: lovers’ tiff

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Anomie: I was wondering where you were

Hartella: I’m sorry, I’m an idiot. I misread the clock, thought it was later than it is. I’ve still got an hour in here before clocking off time.

Anomie: I thought Worm was the only special needs mod in here.

<Worm28 has left the channel>

Hartella: oh god, Anomie, she’s only just come back after I accidentally upset her!

Anomie: well she’d better not stay away. She’s supposed to be moderating

Anomie: I’ll be back in 10 to check and if she’s not here, there’ll be trouble

<Anomie has left the channel>

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Hartella: Paperwhite?

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Hartella: I can’t moderate all on my own, we’ve got a log jam at Wombwell again

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Paperwhite: I’ll be there in a minute

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Hartella: Paperwhite, I need you to help!

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Paperwhite: I told you, I’ll be there in a minute!

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Paperwhite: where’s Worm?

Hartella: flounced out again

Hartella: Anomie’s upset her

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Paperwhite: ok, where do you want me?

Hartella: log jam at Wombwell

Paperwhite: I see it

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<Worm28 has joined the channel>

Hartella: thank god, Anomie’s coming back soon to check you’re in here, Worm

Worm28: I ‘ m tired of everyone taking the piss out of me

Hartella: Nobody’s taking the piss, now come and help with Wombwell or we’ll all be in the shit

Morehouse: calm down, I can help as well

<Anomie has joined the channel>

Anomie: good, everyone’s present and correct

Anomie: shit would’ve hit the fan otherwise

Morehouse: we always enjoy your motivational speeches

Anomie: oderint dum mentuant

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Anomie: Hartella, ban that fucker Inky501

Hartella: why?

Anomie: he keeps asking people what they know about me

Hartella: oh ok

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Hartella: that’s him gone